I am too gay to live. Hi Katiedoodle, I won't tell the world how you've locked me in the attic of our newly refurbished country house because you fear the glitter. EMBRACE THE GLITTER!!!

PS GO SEE MY NEXT FILM, JARHEAD COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU HEHEHEHHE JAKE GYLLENAHAHAHAHALMAOLLLOOOLZ IN ARMY GEAR = HOT ( Read more... )

The Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind actress and her director husband share a slightly bovine quality about the face ...

HI KATE, MY LITTLE SNOOKUMS HONEY PIE! :-*

Jude Law if you keep standing me up, I'm going to throw a pack of year-old sausages through your car window!! I hear Minghella got a journal. It's on, bitch. >:O

JUDE LAW YOU SPICY PIECE OF BRITISH SALAMI WE ARE OVER. Making another film with Minghella, WHAT IS THIS?? You break my big gay heart :'( *BURNS THE CASTING COUCH* memories, like the corners of my mind...........

So I totally finished Jarhead hehehe men in uniform, be on the lookout I mean hello Jake Gyllenhahahjhsa in camoflauge ( Read more... )

Okay so when I said BRB I didn't mean for it to become FOUR MONTHS! I have been busy though hehehe. FOR INSTANCE! I am currently in the desert in Cali-for-nye-eeehh filming Jarhead with hotty bo-botty Jake Gyllenhahahsdjghall and OSCAR NOMINEE Jamie Foxx and loads of other sweaty greasy men posing as Marines. YES, SAMMY HAS A BONER MMMMKAY ( Read more... )

OMFG NATALIE 'QUEEN AMIDALA' PORTMAN JUST INVITED ME TO BE HER DATE TO GEORGE LUCAS' WEDDING ( Read more... )

Sigh so here's the story morning glories. Mmm Night and I decided to take a "break" *sobs*. It like wasn't pre-planned or any of that mambo jambo but you know when you get to that point in a relationship where the cucumbers and margarine just aren't cutting it anymore and there's more arguments than romping between the sheets? His relationship with ( Read more... )

OMG it's my birthday!! The big Three Nine. Sob I'm getting so old. I share my birthday with Coolio, isn't that fantabulous?! So anyhoo, my boo took me to a special midnight showing of his new blockbuster hit, The Village. Gawd, it's so spooky! You all need to go see it, lovers. Especially because like every other one of his films, he makes a cameo ( Read more... )

Hehehehe so there's going to be a documentary about my baby boo Mmm Night on the Sci-Fi channel but oopsies he got a little huffy with the producers when they tried to uncover “The Buried Secrets of M. Night Shyamalan.” I really don't blame him, I mean oh mah gawd, it's one thing to talk about your films but when they started asking personal ( Read more... )

OMG so I decided to be charitable and donate some silly storyboard from my OSCAR WINNING FILM American Beauty to be auctioned off for some reason or another. ANYHOO, I read a little tidbit about it in the paper and look whose names were all hotly smushed together!!!!!!!

There will also be an auction of film memorabilia including a signed pair of ( Read more... )

Wowsies, has it really been 2 months since I last updated?! Hehehe well I am a busy girl, you know. So teedle dee let's see what's new in the life of Sam Mendes? OMG GYPSY! So after that closing scare *sob* we plowed (tee hee) on and just celebrated our 400th show!!! How exciting, no?? Oh and because yes I am so great, my version of Cabaret won ( Read more... )