Gypsy Revival to Remain Open
February 11, 2004

The current revival of Gypsy - starring two-time Tony Award winner Bernadette Peters as Momma Rose, and set to shutter at the end of the month - has removed its closing notice. HEE! My little frilly knickers are all in a twist over the gr8 news!! On top of that, Jude wants me to direct him in an ( Read more... )

I HATE BROADWAY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!! All those "critics" can take thier Tonys and their Great White Way and shove it up their foo-foo little behinds. So since I like don't pay attention to my career because really who has time these days, I did a handy dandy little Google (love the google like I love my MAC Vixen lipstick) search and ( Read more... )

JOE?! Oh mah God. What. The. Fuck?! Ok Katie baby, we need to have some serious chatsies about this name ( Read more... )

So Kate's here and it's quite strange. At first I was like "Oooh girl, don't EVEN play the sympathy card with me." but you know, she's my favourite person possessing a vagina so of course I was like "Come stay with me and Mmm Night, we'll soothe your tortured pregnant soul ( Read more... )

Hm well I'm awake after my long hibernation. Life is busy right now what with directing Shrek onstage and shit. From the 29th on, I'll be directing Gypsy on Broadway with the absolutely DIVINE Mz. Bernadette Peters. God, I have been madly in love with that woman for who knows how long and if I were a straighter man, we'd married with children by ( Read more... )

Kate Winslet is a woman under the influence of evil. This is my baby! Mine! She promised me her second born child! My gay lover and I want a baby and damnit she has our bun in the oven! She's completely lying about it being Jamie Hewlett's. I wouldn't trust him with a child. What's he going to do? Teach the kid to cut himself and draw women fucking ( Read more... )

So anyway, my baby Mmm Night is here and wow is he not the hottest thing ever? We both direct.. and when we're feeling saucy, it's in the bedroom ( Read more... )

I like putting young girls in bathtubs covered in roses. I like making Jude Law look terrible. I am a director, which in modern times is the equivalent to playing God. I definitely rule.

I also shuttle that Winslet girl around to premieres. We may or may not be married.