It happens every year ( Read more... )

For as twisted as I am, even I have to admit--you can't even make stuff like this up:

http://home.cfl.rr.com/jayasp/obgyn.wmv

Well, that was fun. Now I know why so many people want to blow up that God-Forsaken country (And bomb it to shit for all I care--just leave the southeast alone...someone didn't deserve what was placed upon them). There's 7 months one will never get back ( Read more... )

Just occurred to me it's an election year. Think this might be the year Satan finally dethrones that bastard God and takes over the Throne. Think I'll go with the smear campaign, this year ( Read more... )

Clever scheme, old boy...getting Mel Gibson to make a movie about your kid in an effort to up sagging recruitment numbers. Problem is, when you give guys like him creative control, it's doomed to fail ( Read more... )

Yes, I am the one who invented New Year's hangovers. Whatcha gonna do about it? Muahahahaha

Sign here, please....or the headaches will only get worse.

And you thought you were having a bad day

Satan needs a favour. Like, an actual favour :P ( Read more... )

My apologies for the colder weather lately, but I had to turn the fire pits off, otherwise that wimp Santa won't come down the chute and give Me My new fighting robots and Bose Lifestyles 1500 surround sound system, and that'd make Satan very angry...very angry, indeed ( Read more... )

FROM: Satan

TO: All employees

RE: 4th quarterGreetings ( Read more... )