I just realized it’s been over a year since I’ve last posted. I wish I had a reasonable excuse, or even an excuse at all. But to quote an ancient proverb, “Excuses are like armpits, everyone has them and they stink”. I do sincerely apologize for my lack of motivation to post anything. Although had I been posting I’m sure no one would bother ( Read more... )

Forgiveness please! I apologize to all of my journal fans that were expecting a journal entry much sooner (The new Mrs. Qmeredith M. for one (qcongratulaions!)). I do have an excuse for like 5 days, the other 5 months I was just a jerk-ass. Alright I’m trying to save time so I’m going to cut this intro. shor ( Read more... )

Before I get to my normal ramblings I must talk about a couple things. I’ve worked in retail for awhile and I’ve seen some funny things. But yesterday I’ve seen the funniest thing I’ve seen whilst working. The flooring department at Lowe’s has 2 tables with 4 swivel chairs per table. I was helping a elderly couple picking out carpet when I ( Read more... )

Hey Hey Kids! Sorry it’s been so long since I last posted, I’ve really been short on time the past couple of months. (Why didn’t you have enough time, didn’t just have a month long break from school? Shut up that’s why!!). Honestly I have been busy and I haven’t had much to write about that was journal-worthy. I had a great group of holidays ( Read more... )

As the final hours of my summer freedom draw nearer towards its demise, I realize the summer did not go quietly into the good night. This summer ends with memories that will last a lifetime (or as long as my memory lasts). Since I haven’t posted in quite some time and I’d like something pleasant to remember as the last day of my extreme ( Read more... )

You may want to listen to dueling banjos whilst reading this week’s installment of D’s Life: Boredom to the X-Treme. This past week I had the pleasure of being invited to the drunk-redneck (I know that’s redundant) capital of New York State, Heuvelton (yes that’s spelt correctly {they were drunk when they came up with the name}). How do you ( Read more... )

Warning: This entry is long to the EXTREME, please allow yourself an extra block of time to waste reading this journal. Thank you ( Read more... )

Warning: Before you read this journal, be warned this is for entertainment purposes only. If you are offended by any of the following content please get a sense of humor ( Read more... )

I'd bet your surprised to see me again so soon. I've actually had some interesting things happen to me over the past week that's journalworthy. You may be uninformed, I will be once again a Produce lackey employed by Ahold (Tops, Giant, Martins, probably a brothel-chain in Sweden, Bi-Lo, etc.), which is good news to my journal fans. Filling ( Read more... )

Hey everyone, sorry for the lack of updates but I've been extremely busy. I actually had one near completion but I was testing out a new magic trick. "With the help of my lovely assistant I will make my live journal disappear, *Poof*. Voila...gone. Unfortunately I have yet to master the art of bringing back what I have "poofed"...". My ( Read more... )