Thanks to something brought up in a recent discussion, I can't stop thinking about those awful, awful Fun Fruit trees from the commercials. This has of course triggered a rant, and I warn you not to read on if you're offended by the word "crap ( Read more... )

"London, 28 January 2004 - Pirate attacks worldwide increased in frequency and violence last year, with a total of 445 incidents reported compared with 370 in 2002, the ICC International Maritime Bureau reported today ( Read more... )

Dear GOD i fucking hate winter. Every day i have to wrestle with about 18 articles of clothing just in order to go outside without losing body parts. My truck doesn't heat up at all,and driving it in snow is almost suicidal. To make it worse, we still have months of this awfulness left to deal with ( Read more... )

Despite the misgivings of some friends, I'm headed to DC this weekend for the Organized Resistance meets. This meet could go in any of several ways. I'm most afraid that it'll be packed with PC-thug vegan lesbian pagan hippie potheads, in which case i'll likely kick someone and leave, or it could be an honest meeting of minds between people who ( Read more... )

Well, here it is on Martin Luther King day and I'm stuck in a nuthouse. Well, I do work here, but still. I'd much prefer to be at home, because I'd be THE ONLY PERSON THERE. For the first time in ages, Lex is back at school. I'm sure I'll miss her and want her back soon, and I didn't sleep very well alone last night thanks to the damned ghost, but ( Read more... )

Okay, I've tried and tried to be empathic, understanding, and compassionate. But everytime I convince myself that maybe people are a lot more alike than we realize, I run afoul of the most spectacularly idiotic assclowns imaginable. I swear to God that someone must be intentionally trying to make successively shittier people ( Read more... )

I'm clearly in a crude, boorish mood today. I blame my recent lack of sleep, it makes me get wierd.(er.) A number of factors have contributed to my wakefulness; including a restless temporary-live-in girlfriend who learned that the couch is not the best place to spend the night, my neighbor's extremely loud pet(who we refer to as "morning dog"), ( Read more... )

Oh, how I long for those halcyon days of heavy drinking. Such sweet memories. How many obese women ended up in my bed, only do discover the wonder of whiskey dick? How many pointless fights did I incite? How many strangers did I alienate and terrify? How many one-night stands with women whose last names I never planned on learning ( Read more... )

Well, tomorrow is the big day. I have a sturdy aluminum pole,wrestling shoes and an exhaustive list of grievances against everyone i live with ( Read more... )

hey kids,it's time for Bitchface Bingo ( Read more... )