Terrorism is the new communism.

I want cookies.

I am so sick of people saying one thing in their personal ad, but actually meaning something else altogether. It's a waste of my time, and it pisses me off. If you are a heavy drinker, that's fine, that's your choice and you are welcome to it. However, I will be mightily pissed off if you hide behind the label of "social drinker" but then reveal ( Read more... )

Sometimes I really enjoy living in an apartment complex for the people watching it affords. Living on the third floor, I have the rest of the complex laid out before me for my viewing pleasure. Today was especially pleasurable ( Read more... )

I really love headphones. When I am at home I prefer to listen to my music through headphones, even though I have an mp3 stereo. My favorite type of headphones are the kind you find in recording studios. My stepdad used to have a recording studio, so there were always a few pairs kicking around the house when I was growing up ( Read more... )

I've never really understood "fashion," "modeling" or "being hip," so maybe this question will seem very stupid to the rest of you, but it's something that has bothered me for a long time. Why the hell don't runway models ever smile? Is it because they don't want to show everyone how badly a binge and purge diet erodes the enamel on one's teeth ( Read more... )

Those of you who live in the Phoenix area and posses even an ounce of cool know that The Bikini is the best Tikki bar in Phoenix. Those of you who didn't know this now do. The Bikini is the oldest Tikki bar in Arizona, and it is fantastic. It's the perfect amount of dive bar while still feeling friendly enough to have fun in. It's patrons range ( Read more... )

If the email you send says this:
"I'm not looking to just get laid I wanna take my time and get to know someone and find something that will last"

But the picture you send along with the email is:
Your cock.

You are either:
(a) The worst liar evAr.
(b) A guy who thought I would go on a date with him.
(c) Both A and B.

I have a friend whose favorite hobby is sending me hilarious personal ads from Craigslist. This is the best one I've ever read.

I am a member of the Phoenix Freecycle community. For those of you not in the know, the Freecycle movement is basically all about offering stuff that you don't want, for free, to the community. It seems obviously simple, but most people throw away so much shit that it boggles the mind. In being a part of this community I have become a lot more ( Read more... )

Arizona Dreaming Haiku Trio:

Oh Global Warming,
We don't care! It's already
Hot as hell down here.

It's official now:
Speak English or leave this state.
That sounds like bullshit.

Renzi says: Fraud Good!
Like stealing money from
An unloved fetus!