More awesome shenanigans with my apartment complex ( Read more... )

I do not love my apartment complex at all. It is very convenient though, both in location and in the fact that everything I own is already here, and I am not in any mood to move at the moment. For these reasons I renewed my lease for another year yesterday. While I was at the rental office signing my new lease, I informed the manager that I ( Read more... )

History of Smjor

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I watched Terminator 2 the other night while I was over at a friend's house. I have seen it before and thought it was mediocre at best, but I thought maybe watching it on a gigantic TV would somehow make it better. It didn't. Also, I didn't remember it getting so fagged-up and emo at the end. It seems like the only thing that is as good as you ( Read more... )

I don't know why, but I received a big pile of friend requests and emails on Myspace over the weekend. They were all from total morons with no social skills, but there was one in particular that really pissed me off. My old pal Phoenix Erotic Photography placed a friend request for the third time in two months. I rejected the first two straight ( Read more... )

Today!!!

2nd Annual Phoenix Idiotarod! Bikini Lounge at 1pm. No time for linky goodness, find more info on page 40 of the Phoenix New Times, or Google "Phoenix Idiotarod." I will not be racing, but will be functioning as an official race official.

I had a test in my algebra class today. There were two girls who chatted loudly throughout the entire test. Like, from start to finish. I could hear every word of their conversation clearly, even though they were sitting on the opposite side of a very large room. Totally awesome. But the best part was this comment from one of the girls ( Read more... )

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This re-confirms my suspicion that having money is only part of being able to provide a happy childhood for your child. The more important part is being a good person and a good parent. I don't deny that my childhood was filled with plenty of luxury, and I won't be stupid and say that I would have rather been raised in the ghetto with no heat and ( Read more... )

Last week, almost all of my plants died ( Read more... )