Oh. So THAT's what that does.

Oops.

HELLO CHILDREN!It is a delight to welcome you back for another year at Hogwarts, though I do have a few minor announcements to make ( Read more... )

Did one of you post this rat through my door last night? I found it burrowing in my underpants, with a note attached to its tail reading "CONSIDERABLY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU, SNIVELLUS. AHAHA". Thought it might sound familiar.

It's dead now. It head-butted my shovel. Four times. Thought you'd like to know.

( Duh-Eh-Duh. )

( Owl to Remus .J. Lupin )

Hello!

Um! My name is Hermione and I’m enquiring as to whether or not you happen to know the whereabouts of a rather tall, skinny, black haired, bespeckled boy.

I’ve lost him and it’s very, very important that I find him!

Thank you muchly!

I thought I would break my silence on this infernal contraption for once. I've had a fucking miserable day, and, for some bizarre reason, I feel compelled to make contact with some of the lowlier sentient beings on this rock.

Don't be reading into this or anything. I have my reasons.

But... er, Lupin?

This is a general announcement to Sirius Black.

Avoiding the common room, the dormitory, the Great Hall, and generally anywhere I might happen to be is not the way to win people over with your maturity. I've had enough of this. Can we talk, please?

SNAPE!

( Owl for Moony )

So our dormitory has been on fire for the past... oh ... two days? I mean, usually this would be funny but we've slowly come to realise that our stuff is in there and Moony is beginning to smell ( Read more... )