So yesterday I thought I'd get my hair trimmed so I could look all spiffy for new year's eve. Can you guess how I feel about the new length of my bangs?

Anyway, happy new year everyone!

Lovely morning...unless you are an Australian sheep, apparently. I know I'm having a pinko commie moment here, but yikes.

http://www.savethesheep.com/swf/wool_pink.swf

Apparently I can't commit to live journal any more than I can to anything else. I know, I know, you've all been missing me like crazy, but to be fair I was abroad with a broad (har) also known as whorley. We drank lots of cheap wine, ate a silly amount of cheese, got ditched by losers at a bar, saw a brain, went on a giant slide and saw possibly ( Read more... )

So Halloween. Stupid department party full of no name looooosers. That is, people who don't know me. Even worse: people who do know me. WTF?? I did win a prize for being 'unsettling', quelle surprise, but was in no state to be receiving awards given the number of vodka tonics consumed and the (eerily reminiscent of highschool) size of my pupils. ( Read more... )

To those of you who haven't yet heard me bitch about my excursion to SC (when I got home I was feeling very warm and fuzzy about the whole thing but as time goes on I remember all the sketchy bits). So here are the lowlights: By day my hotel - next to a pawn shop - was surrounded by shirtless men. My window opened up to the parking lot which meant ( Read more... )

So Q and I drove five hours on Schmanksgiving to see my family and it was pretty much awesome, if you like squeezing ten people in a bachelor apartment for dinner while listening the toddlers scream and getting barked at to participate in a mandatory stocking name draw for Christmas - which is, what two months away? - and getting teased for trying ( Read more... )

Yup, that's what I've been up to. Went out last night with Handy Roo and the boys from upstairs after drinks with the suprevisor. Seriously, why do all our meetings turn into me drunk at a bar with boys? Anyway, I may have mooned people in the front window of Queen's Pizza, but not to worry - even if I did no one actually noticed, which I've chosen ( Read more... )

Holy crap indeed. Sans mt the hammer has lost much of its charm ( Read more... )

That's spoo_knows as in you don't. That's right. No you don't. No, really. As in I've decided mt is not leaving. This I know, not you, except now that I have told you. Hamilton is wayyyy better than England, anyway. Trust me, I'm a Victorianist. In England they're all like, "I wear jumpers" and "don't say fanny!" and "let's go the pump room" ( Read more... )

No, not my womb, sillies. There is a teeny wee mouse who is *I think* getting ready to pop one out on my front step. He's all buried himself...er...herself...in dead grass and leaves and is all huffin' and puffin' and something gross is coming out of her butt. I tried to check around the corner but she was too shy. Anyway, if you're here later don' ( Read more... )