First first attempt at porn. As usual all feedback is welcome. I'd really like to know how far I failed succeded. Sorry for the terible title. I couldn't think of anything better.

I actually wrote this in October/November last year, but have only just gotten round to posting it. Again, I fail. Sorry!

Thanks go to elizajet for beta-ing for me. Any mistakes ( Read more... )

Here's my version of birthday fic for ryogrande. I am so sorry for this. It's Pin and it's crack. Little bit of Ryo/Shige as well. Only 1k though so you don't have to suffer for long.

Set in the NEWS of Farthing Wood verse, as I couldn't think of anything new.

NOTE: "Bird" is a British slang term for woman.

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This is my first attempt at an actual real fic, so I'd appreciate feedback of any description.

Pairing: Ryo/Shige
Warnings: none
Rating: PG

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A picture accompaniment to NEWS of Farthing Wood  and Monster Cat’s Revenge: Tegocelot vs Cockryo. Although these are just pictures and you really don't need to read the fics to find this amusing, it might make a bit more sense if you have.

Made by rat_littlered to inspire Luc to write NEWS of Farthing Wood, which she did. So this totally worked.

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Written by rat_littlered as a repsonse to NEWS of Farthing Wood. This is kind of a side-story, so it's probably best to read that one first.

Also references Johnny's Hard Winter so you might want to read that as well.

Dai kaijū neko no fukushū: Tegosseroto tai kokuryo. 大怪獣猫の復讐: テゴッセロトVS クコリョ。

Written as a ghost grudge tale, with a Dai Kaiju battle, ( Read more... )

Written byliliths_child.

Note for non-UK readers, The Animals of Farthing Wood was one of my favourite TV shows growing up.

Credit for this has to go to maayacola for inadvertently creating Shigedgehog and spawing this entire story. She also named Yamapidgeon, which was a stroke of Jin-ius.

Props also go to ryogrande for giving Ryo a monster cock and me and Rei hours of comedy ( Read more... )

In order to understand this fic, you will need to read liliths_child's Sunshine and rainbows and shit and you will also need to read rat_littlered's Johnny's Hard Winter.

Read them? Good. Then I'll explain this fic.

So, basically there was a meme going round that said:

Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in thatpost are now your team-mates in ( Read more... )

Written by liliths_child after reading something about Koyama being an otter and being unable to let it go. Somehow her and I get into a discussion about Kanjani8 being the seven dwarves (which is a story that liliths_child plans on writing at some point) and this was the result.

Does contain character death, but seeing how cracky this is it's hardly disturbing.

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This was written by liliths_child and was inspired by a whole lot of terrible fanfics (and a couple of good ones) that Rei and I read. It's mainly contains a lot of of in jokes and mockery, so most people probably won't get it.

I just had to write a badfic to get it out of my system. It's meant to be absurd and terrible, so if you wince while reading this then I ( Read more... )