Harry/Draco stories - Humour
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Adventures in High Life (NC-17; or here) by wildestranger
"Harry, as the head of the Department of Dark Artefacts and Other Objects Unsuitable for Wizardkind, decides to investigate the Malfoy Mannor in order to settle once and for all that the Malfoys keep no dark artefacts there. While he stays at the Manor, he has to attend different society events together with the Malfoys." (my summary)
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
All in the Cards (NC-17; or here) by themostepotente
"A tale of love and heartbreak told in five vignettes."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, angst, short.
Anathema (NC-17; or here) by reposoir
"(or How Draco Malfoy Has Puppies). Harry discovers Draco Malfoy has had, well, puppies."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, Mpreg, short.
And the Seven (PG) by corvidae9
"Yes, but it's Draco's turn to tell that story, and that makes him the bloody hero for once."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Another Beautiful Day (NC-17; or here) by janicechess
"The months following the end of the war are perfect for Draco until Harry comes along, demanding to know the truth about how Voldemort died. Draco would rather not tell, but Harry is very persistent. They eventually come to a mutually beneficial arrangement."
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Draco (NC-17) by floweringjudas
"Harry and Draco are straight Aurors. Then they're gay teachers. It makes sense in context."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, auror-fic, medium.
Be-loved and Be-elved (R) by fireelemental79
"Harry suddenly finds himself the recipient of a number of love letters, which appear mysteriously on his desk at W.W.W. Inc., Fred and George's magical gag factory. Is it just coincidence that they start to show upshortly before hiring Draco Malfoy as a new product tester? Or has Harry's life simply taken a turn for the humorous now that he is in the middle of some great romantic conspiracy? And what part, if any, does Dobby play in the ever increasing mess that is Harry's romantic life?"
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Bite Me, Hate Memes (NC-17; or here) by pir8fancier
"Somebody's been writing Hate Memes at the Ministry, and Draco's annoyed by it." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Biting Privileges (R; fic has been taken offline) by crucio_4_coffee
"Harry Potter has the most biteable arse in the world. Draco Malfoy can't help but notice. Wooing ensues."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, auror-fic, short.
Business as Usual (NC-17; or here) by nishizono
"This is the tale of how Harry Potter rescued Draco Malfoy from an existential crisis, wherein Draco is a chav, Ron's sexual orientation is questioned, Snape takes points for the abject abuse of alliteration, and our hero is prone to random tourettic fits in the middle of the Great Hall."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
But I Have a Penis (NC-17; or part [1] [2]) by florahart
"Harry finds out that his one night stand resulted in a pregnancy." (my summary)
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, Mpreg, short.
Care to Explain? (NC-17; or here) by Closet Skeleton
"It all started the morning Harry woke up and discovered that every last stitch of his clothing was gone."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
Careful Who You're Caught With (R; or here) by maxine_chan
"A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't exactly who he expected."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Catch 22 (NC-17; or here) by jadntonic WIP
"As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his 'bright ideas.' If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, an Apocalypse will be in order. Featuring pirate songs, Polyjuice potion, several wanks and an unhealthy amount of erogenous musing."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, medium.
Catnip (NC-17) by corvidae9 & knitmeapony
"Voldemort can always be relied upon to make Harry's life harder than it has to be. Heh. He said 'hard'."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, short.
The Challenge of Being a Veela's Mate (PG-13) by triola
"Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly cuddly, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela?"
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, medium.
Checkmating (PG-13; or here) by mahaliem
"In hopes of convincing Voldemort supporters to change sides, Ron decides that he and Harry should pair off with Slytherins."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished (NC-17) by mirasfics
"Um... dracoisaveelaandharryishismate. Shut up."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
*NEW* Corridors of Power (NC-17; or here) by blithely
"Being An Intermittent Account of the Political Misadventures of the Viscount Northallerton, Lord Malfoy of Wimbledon; and the Honourable Harry J. Potter, Member of Parliament for North Southwark and Bermondsey (Liberal Democrat)."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Courtship, Wooing and Other Such Nonsense (PG; or here) by arimunami
"In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Cure for the Flu (R; or here) by ivyblossom
"Harry, Draco, sickness, and accidental telepathy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Dancing Queen (PG-13; or here) by mistful
"Dudley in leather! Some H/D also."
Notes: Harry goes to a gay club with Dudley. The Hogwarts years, short.
Days Go By (R) by corvidae9
"After a grievous miscommunication that leads to five years apart, Harry has difficulty keeping his life together in the face of Draco's revenge tactics. The fact that he manages to succeed only makes Draco more intent. (Veela!Draco/Werewolf!Harry)"
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion H/D-O-Ween Halloween Fest. Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, medium.
The Death of a Soul, A Blowjob Beneath a Table, and the Rain of Toads that Followed (NC-17; or here) by phaballa
"Severus Snape was dying. Not in the way that one normally thinks of as dying, what with the failing of body and mind and so forth. He was barely fifty years old after all, and considering his genetic makeup (recent history notwithstanding, of course, and adjusting for his rather disgusting Muggle father whose blood would no doubt decrease his life span by no less than five years) Severus had at least another seventy-five years left to live. He was in his prime, really, but instead of being on his third glory-seeking wife and seventh trollopy mistress he was stuck inside this school, dying."
Notes: Written for merry_smutmas 2005. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Decemberween (R; or here) by lunarennui
"Harry and Draco decide that marrying each other is better than marrying... Crack!fic." (my summary)
Notes: HP Slash Wedding Ficathon Entry. The Hogwarts years, short.
Do the Sick No Harm (NC-17; or here) by marksykins
"Harry rejected the hero racket and decided to take over the hospital wing at Hogwarts, but his chosen career also means taking care of the staff. All of the staff, and that includes Professor Draco Malfoy."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
A Dog and His Boy (R; or here) by grey_hunter
"It is a dark time for the two fugitives. Although Dumbledore has been destroyed, the Death Eaters have driven the two from their hide-away and pursued them across the country… Snape is forced to resort to desperate measures to protect Draco. After his mentor's death, Draco's only hope of being human again rests with the blindly oblivious Harry Potter."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, disability-fic, short.
Draco Malfoy is a Stupid Wanker (R; or here) by emmagrant01
"During the course of HBP, Romilda Vane's crush on Harry Potter evolves into a slashy obsession."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. The Hogwarts years, short.
Draco the Wonder Ferret (NC-17; or here) by ravenna_c_tan
"How Draco Malfoy weaseled his way into Harry Potter's house."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, ferret!Draco, short.
Draco's Love Fortunes and The House of Chen (PG-13; or here) by empathic_siren
"Over spicy Chinese, Draco realizes he's in love with Harry Potter. He tries to find the perfect way to break the news to Harry, but as always, something goes wrong along the way. Only The House of Chen and its fortune cookies can set things right."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Dragon Tamer (R) by jennavere
"Desperate to avoid an arranged marriage, Draco convinces Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. What follows is an epic romantic comedy involving scheming, snogging, silliness, shagging, snarky boys, superstars, singing, shagging, snuggling, secrets, sex gods, shagging, and a bunny named Draco Lucius Malfoy the Third. HD SLASH (and how!)."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, long. The author is also writing an uncensored version of this story.
The uncensored version: Dragon Tamer Uncensored: The Naughty Version (NC-17) by jennavere WIP
Drapunzel (NC-17) by anjenue
"The mysterious Lord Draco has not been seen by the Kingdom Slytherin since a very few days after his birth until Lord Harry Potter of the Kingdom Gryffindor happens upon him quite by accident."
Notes: AU, short.
Drop Dead Gorgeous (R; alternative links below) by mistful WIP
"Harry and Draco are Auror partners, when Harry finds out he's part Veela." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, long. The sequel is a retelling of the fic from Draco's POV.
Links: ch. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
Sequel: The Way We Get By (R; links below) by mistful
Links (sequel): ch. [1] [2] [3] [4]
Escalation (PG-13) by venenatus.venustas
"Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
The Face of His Enemy (R; links below) by mahaliem
"On the train to Hogwarts, Draco is hit with a curse that results in him reassessing who he is and who his true enemies are."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, medium.
Links: ch. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
Fantastic Breasts & Where to Find Them (NC-17; or here) by ishafel
"Harry tries something outside his comfort zone."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, short.
The Ferret Foul-Up (R; or here) by zed
"A Harry/Draco SLASH humour from the ANALogy+TOPology Potterverse. Under the influence of hallucinogenic substances, Harry and Draco matches magical skills with unexpected and somewhat bizzare outcome. Written by an incorrigible slasher *vbeg*, this story explores the unorthodox and oft twisted relationship between Harry and Draco. This story was inspired by Tom Felton's comment in an interview in Disney's Big Time magazine issue 123 (November 2002). "I'd love to see Draco turn Harry into a ferret!""
Notes: The Hogwarts years, ferret!Draco, short.
The Fine Line (R; or here) by kayen
"When his best enemy starts to ignore him, Draco Malfoy comes up with a new plan to be part of Harry Potter's life. Featuring ancient wands, bloody thorns, bored goblins, and gratuitous growling."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, medium.
Freudian Slip (PG-13) by jennavere
"Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is still obsessed with Harry Potter. Fed up, his father makes him get therapy."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
From Another Perspective (NC-17) by kabeyk
"Some days, he just really felt like having a cock in his mouth."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
Gay Aurors (NC-17; or here) by charlotteschaos
"Episodic crackfic: Draco Malfoy mysteriously returns to London a badass and is partnered up with a very grumpy and very gay Harry Potter."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic (a bit), auror-fic, long.
Getting It (PG; or here) by ladyvader
"Greg Doesn't Get It."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Gryffindor Seduction 101 (R) by jennavere
"Charming, crafty Slytherin Blaise Zabini has a dating policy: he only dates Gryffindors. Now he's plotting to seduce Gryffindor Extraordinaire Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy is NOT happy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition (R) by mirasfics
"Harry comes back from vacation with an inconvenient case of vampirism and must learn to cope with blood, Malfoy, and recalcitrant secretaries. And if that doesn't tell you everything about the plot you need to know, you haven't read enough badfic."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, medium.
Hiss Me, Harry! (NC-17; or here) by lddurham
"Ron and Harry try an unfamiliar spell which turns out a to be bit more permanent than they thought, so Harry gets stuck with cat ears and a tail." (my summary)
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, medium. The sequel is post-Hogwarts.
Sequel: Hiss Me Again, Harry (NC-17; or here) by lddurham
How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back (PG-13) by eleveninches
"Snape tries to hang himself, Draco enters an alternate reality, and Harry Gets a Clue. Humor, SLASH, naughty language, and other Evil Things."
Notes: Harry asks Draco out. The Hogwarts years, short.
How to Shag Your Most Hated Enemy... (R; or here) by stellabelle WIP
"...and Still Feel Alright About it, You Know, Morally Speaking. Awkward teenage boys, "dueling" and Draco's epic novel. And a cabana boy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
If You've A Ready Mind (PG-13; or here) by mistful
"A re-telling of the [first six] Harry Potter books with Draco Malfoy as a Ravenclaw. Special features include Anthony Goldstein's inhaler, Cho Chang's charms, Gregory Goyle's alarming identity crisis and Ron Weasley's allegedly enormous broom."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, long.
Alternative links: chapter [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
The Impatient Snugglebug (NC-17; or here) by starrose17
"When Draco is denied sex, Draco can be a bitch, and when Draco's being a bitch, Harry needs to teach him a little lesson in self control…"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
In Which Draco Treats His Classmates to Bad Poetry Over Breakfast (G) by rurounihime
"How does Draco love thee? Let him count the ways..."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, established relationship, short.
Intrepid Teenage Hero (NC-17) by jennavere
"To save wizardkind from falling into the Dark Lord's evil clutches, intrepid teenage hero Harry Potter embarks on a dangerous quest: infiltrating Malfoy Manor and getting information from Draco using highly unorthodox methods."
Notes: Horcrux-hunt, medium.
It's All About the Subterfuge (PG-13; or here) by darkvictory
"Draco likes boys. So does Harry."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Just Right (NC-17; or here) by eeyore9990
"(or, Draco and the Three Gryffindors) Adaptation of Goldilocks. Draco Malfoy enlists the “help” of the Sorting Hat to find his perfect top."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Just Tell Her You're a Fairy, Harry (R; or here) by owens_mom
"Draco runs G.A.P., a successful company to help take care of the break-up you can't handle on your own. Harry sets out to be his best customer."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Language of Love (PG-13) by phantomtale666
"Just a bit of Crack. Draco writes a poem."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Late Edition (NC-17; or here) by yeats
"This is death, Harry thinks. This is death, and that means I'm dead, and in hell, with Draco Malfoy telling me his theories of office management."
Notes: Written for hp_loveletters. Harry and Draco work as reporters for a newspapers. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Limits (NC-17; or here) by beren_writes
"Draco has found the line of what he will and will not do for the Dark Lord, so he has a plan."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, magical creature fic, short.
Love Among Ferrets (PG-13) by starflowers
"Two ferrets snuggling on a bed." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, ferret!Draco, established relationship, short.
Magical Maladies (NC-17; or here) by moonflower_rose
"Just another spell in the hospital wing."
Notes: Draco gets Dragon Pox, and Harry suffers from nightmares. The Hogwarts years, short.
Make Your Penis Huge! (R) by mahaliem
"Harry and Draco are Aurors who are assigned to work an unusual case."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, auror-fic, short.
The Man in Draco's Bed (NC-17; or here) by cyane_snape
"Lucius is hysterical…actually he would rather be dead. Draco has arrived at Malfoy Manor just in time for the Christmas Holidays…with his new husband, Harry Potter-Malfoy. The Malfoy Code of Honor™ demands that Lucius protect his new son-in-law and Voldemort is coming for Christmas dinner!"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, Mpreg, short.
Man of the People (PG-13; or here) by circe_tigana
"School elections at Hogwarts leave Draco furious."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
The Many Faces of Draco Malfoy (R; or here) by dark0feenix
"Harry's going to save the world but first he needs to face Malfoy. All of him."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Horcrux-hunt, alternative world, short.
Mating Rituals (NC-17; or here) by faraday
"Beware of Dragons, for thou art easy to spit on, and need a good shag."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Me and My Ferret: A How-To Guide (PG) by cherusha
"The Ferret is playful and has an incredible curiousity. He can get into places where he shouldn't be, so make sure your home is Ferret-proof."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, ferret!Draco, short.
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret (R; or here) by sabershadowkat
"Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. Warning: contains multiple beastialities, 'm'preg, and Gryffindors."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, Mpreg, ferret!Draco, medium.
a mix of snow and petals (PG-13; or here) by el_em_en_oh_pee
"It's been two years since The Incident, and Harry still hasn't gotten completely over it, still can only get by day-to-day. Enter Draco, who will do anything to reestablish his name in the Ministry and the Wizarding World..."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Never Mind The Bollocks, It's Draco/Harry (Shake Your Groove Thing) (PG-13) by geoviki
"This is crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
New (R) by ladyvader
"Don't you sodding HATE that New Years kiss tradition?"
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
No Secret Vice (PG; or here) by cutecoati
"Harry's trying to finish his Christmas shopping. Eventually."
Notes: Written for 3fan_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
A (Not quite) Fairy Tale (NC-17) by lddurham
"Just because you don't believe in something, doesn't mean it can't contractually obligate you to a life of enslavement and sexual servitude."
Notes: Harry dances in a Fairy Ring. The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, medium.
The Obligatory 'Draco is a Veela' Story that Every HP Fanfiction Author has to Write (PG-13) by mahaliem
"Draco is part Veela. Unhappy with his chosen mate, he searches for a substitute."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
Old School (R) by corvidae9
"As if surviving seventh year wasn't hard enough for Harry without Malfoy making things worse. And if there was one thing Malfoy's pointy arse was good at, it was making things hard. Err. Worse. ...Damn him, anyway."
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest 2007. The Hogwarts years, medium.
One Night at the Ministry (NC-17; or here) by maeglinyedi
"One night. One party. One arch-nemesis. Lots of champagne. Now all Harry has to do is survive."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
Open Season (R; or here) by scoradh
"Harry encounters a series of confusing events which lead him to one person: Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, Draco is as befuddled as he is...featuring a cast of thousands who are all in the know, and two boys who most emphatically are not."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Partners (NC-17) by megyal
"Draco (with glasses!) and Harry are assigned partners during Auror training; Veela!Draco with suddenly attracted and irritated!Harry."
Notes: Written for slashfest. Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, short.
Potter sucks cocks for Chocolate Frogs (NC-17; or here) by calanthe_fics WIP
"How often do you read the graffiti on pub toilet walls? Harry Potter discovers that when he's the subject of said graffiti an awful lot of people pay it rather too much attention, leading to life-changing opportunities for the boy who lived (to suck cock?)."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Pret-a-Partenaire (NC-17; or here) by nqdonne
"Of all the sandwich joints in London, he had to walk into Harry's."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Quidditch Wife (NC-17; or here) by profmckitten
"Draco is waiting for Wizengamot's decision regarding his inheritance which Lucius wants to take away." (my summary)
Notes: Written as a birthday present for jennavere. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Sequel: Quidditch Wife 2 (NC-17) by profmckitten
Revelations (PG-13) by corvidae9
"Harry knows how he survived the last battle... working out why and what comes next is a different story entirely."
Notes: Draco helps Harry during the last battle, and Harry wonders why. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Sequel: Further Revelations (NC-17) by corvidae9
More to come.
Rituals and Traditions (NC-17; or here) by amanuensis1
"Draco chained to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Rock Hard Vice (NC-17) by dadomz
"(or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He's Gay Eleven Times) Just how many times can you read the word sex?"
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Scruff (NC-17; or here) by moonflower_rose
"It all came undone because of one small patch of skin..."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, HBP-compliant, short.
Set Me Free (NC-17; or part [1] [2]) by jairissa
"Everyone always told Harry to grow up. Now that he has, when is the promised happiness going to arrive?"
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Single Wizard Seeking Same (R) by jennavere
"Lovelorn Draco has been secretly pining for Harry for months. He's finally forced into action when ex-boyfriend Blaise shows up. A gift!fic for Prof. McKitten starring an awkward, smitten Draco and a cameo by Harry's chest monster."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Sins of the Father (PG-13; or here) by dracofiend
"Isn't it great when you're not your father? H/D, HP/SS. Fluff/humor/touch o' parody."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
Sequel: Sins of the Son (R; or here) by dracofiend
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing (R; or here) by mahaliem
"Set in Seventh Year. Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gyffindor and Harry is a Slytherin."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, AU, medium.
So Here's What I'm Thinking (PG-13; or here) by dracofiend
"Malfoy offers up his thoughts, unsolicited."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
The songs you grow to like, never stick at first (PG; or here) by megyal
"An AU where Voldemort is not alive, James and Lily are and the Malfoys and Potters still don't get along because... well, just because. Harry and Draco grow up as rivals and still go to Hogwarts and Harry starts to fall for Draco. He confides in the Marauders who try to help him/impede him in his wooing efforts. Pre-slash."
Notes: Written for serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest 2007. The Hogwarts years, AU, short.
STOP THE WORLD! (I Wanna Get Off) (PG-13; or here) by mijan
"In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion. Nobody is happy about it... not even Dracy Malfoy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Stung (NC-17; or part [1] [2]) by pushdragon
"After the war, Draco is really, really, really angry. A loose re-telling of "Taming of the Shrew" with duelling, mindless destruction, cross-dressing and lashings of crack."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Sweet (NC-17; or here) by lydiabennet
"Draco is sent to meet Harry in Hogsmeade for purposes unknown. Magic, quarrelling, seduction, and dead geese ensue."
Notes: Horcrux-hunt, medium.
Swirl Stick Thingies and Other Magical Oddities (NC-17; or here) by eeyore9990
"A potions mishap, a family secret, and one very confused Boy Who Lived all add up to a good ol' romp in the Room of Requirement...eventually."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
Take It and Like It (NC-17; or here) by addictedkitten
"Sweet dreams are made of this. Except that sometimes, they're not."
Notes: Harry has erotic dreams about Draco. The Hogwarts years, short.
Telling Hogwarts (PG-13) by geoviki
"Harry and Draco have a plan to make their lives warmer, drier, and splinter-free."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, established relationship, short.
That Veela Thing (R; or here) by empathic_siren
"Fluffy, post-war H/D with veela!Draco."
Notes: Written for serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest 2007. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, magical creature fic, short.
Things That Go Meow In the Night (PG-13; or here) by jennavere
"Draco's Animagus form is not quite what he expected."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, pre-slash, short.
Things That Seem (NC-17; or here) by maeglinyedi
"A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a...horse?"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, AU, established relationship, medium.
Three Halves Make a Whole (R; or here) by wook77
"(at least for the Malfoys) Draco is half Jewish, half Veela and half Black, the family, of course. Harry is confused. Of course, they're destined to be together."
Notes: Horcrux-hunt, magical creature fic, short.
'Tis the Season to Be Jolly (PG-13) by akahannah
"Sometimes Christmas cheer is just a little too much to ask for."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Trauma of Temptation (R) by anansay
"He knew Malfoy was after him. He couldn't say HOW he knew, he just knew."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. The Hogwarts years, short.
The Trip to the Zoo (R) by corvidae9
"The latest stop on an open-ended holiday ends predictably."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Two Blokes, a Bike and a Biro (PG-13; or here) by yodels
"Out with the old, in with the new. Draco Malfoy's got his life classified and catalogued, everything in its place. But, Harry Potter's unexpected appearance at Hogwarts shakes up Draco's organized world."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Unexpected (NC-17; or here) by beren_writes
"Harry has jumped in with both feet to save someone as usual and neglected to check the small print. Luckily for him the plan only went wrong with Draco."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Unofficial Biography of Harry Potter (NC-17) by The Ruby Moth
"'The Unofficial Biography of Harry Potter, by Eldred Worple: The Unauthorized and Unabridged Truth of the Boy-Who-Lived.' Harry is horrified to discover the bio; but when he learns Draco is one of those responsible, Harry confronts him over the reason behind it."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
The Veela Enigma (R) by jennavere
"What if some of Draco's ancestors, pretending to be purebloods, concealed the truth about their veela heritage? You'd end up with one very confused Draco Malfoy, who's fallen head over heels in love with Harry Potter and has no idea why."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, long.
Vertigo (R) by jennavere WIP
"When a mission for the Dark Lord goes completely wrong, Draco Malfoy ends up in the very last place he expected."
Notes: Time Turner accident. Post-Hogwarts (sort of), long.
Warfare Tactic: Clause 6.5 (PG-13; or here) by faire_weather
"Draco knows exactly how to break a rule-breaker. Harry knows exactly how to break the rules."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
When Furniture Goes Bad (PG-13; or here) by akahannah
"Lucius gives Harry and Draco a housewarming present." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
When Harry Met Jason (R; or here) by coffeejunkii
"(And Draco Got Very Jealous) Shikishi said, "I want the H/D story that has a guest appearance by Jason Priestly." Her wish is apparently my command. Smutty Crackfic!"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Where Draco Is a Statue (NC-17) by simmyschtuff
"Five years after the war with Voldemort, and things happen! Ooh!"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Wizards Abroad (R; or here) by scoradh
"Mr Weasley comes into contact with far more Muggles than is healthy, Harry hosts Ron's stag party with increasing mother-hen tendencies and two unexpected guests turn up in Ibiza. If pink hoop earrings disturb you, this fic may have untoward effects."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Worst Happiest Day of His Life (NC-17; or here) by amanuensis1
""We have to WHAT?" (I'm such a sucker for weddings.)"
Notes: Harry and Draco have to get married. The Hogwarts years, short.
Adventures in High Life (NC-17; or here) by wildestranger
"Harry, as the head of the Department of Dark Artefacts and Other Objects Unsuitable for Wizardkind, decides to investigate the Malfoy Mannor in order to settle once and for all that the Malfoys keep no dark artefacts there. While he stays at the Manor, he has to attend different society events together with the Malfoys." (my summary)
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
All in the Cards (NC-17; or here) by themostepotente
"A tale of love and heartbreak told in five vignettes."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, angst, short.
Anathema (NC-17; or here) by reposoir
"(or How Draco Malfoy Has Puppies). Harry discovers Draco Malfoy has had, well, puppies."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, Mpreg, short.
And the Seven (PG) by corvidae9
"Yes, but it's Draco's turn to tell that story, and that makes him the bloody hero for once."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Another Beautiful Day (NC-17; or here) by janicechess
"The months following the end of the war are perfect for Draco until Harry comes along, demanding to know the truth about how Voldemort died. Draco would rather not tell, but Harry is very persistent. They eventually come to a mutually beneficial arrangement."
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Are You There, God? It's Me, Draco (NC-17) by floweringjudas
"Harry and Draco are straight Aurors. Then they're gay teachers. It makes sense in context."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, auror-fic, medium.
Be-loved and Be-elved (R) by fireelemental79
"Harry suddenly finds himself the recipient of a number of love letters, which appear mysteriously on his desk at W.W.W. Inc., Fred and George's magical gag factory. Is it just coincidence that they start to show upshortly before hiring Draco Malfoy as a new product tester? Or has Harry's life simply taken a turn for the humorous now that he is in the middle of some great romantic conspiracy? And what part, if any, does Dobby play in the ever increasing mess that is Harry's romantic life?"
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Bite Me, Hate Memes (NC-17; or here) by pir8fancier
"Somebody's been writing Hate Memes at the Ministry, and Draco's annoyed by it." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Biting Privileges (R; fic has been taken offline) by crucio_4_coffee
"Harry Potter has the most biteable arse in the world. Draco Malfoy can't help but notice. Wooing ensues."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, auror-fic, short.
Business as Usual (NC-17; or here) by nishizono
"This is the tale of how Harry Potter rescued Draco Malfoy from an existential crisis, wherein Draco is a chav, Ron's sexual orientation is questioned, Snape takes points for the abject abuse of alliteration, and our hero is prone to random tourettic fits in the middle of the Great Hall."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
But I Have a Penis (NC-17; or part [1] [2]) by florahart
"Harry finds out that his one night stand resulted in a pregnancy." (my summary)
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, Mpreg, short.
Care to Explain? (NC-17; or here) by Closet Skeleton
"It all started the morning Harry woke up and discovered that every last stitch of his clothing was gone."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
Careful Who You're Caught With (R; or here) by maxine_chan
"A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't exactly who he expected."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Catch 22 (NC-17; or here) by jadntonic WIP
"As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his 'bright ideas.' If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, an Apocalypse will be in order. Featuring pirate songs, Polyjuice potion, several wanks and an unhealthy amount of erogenous musing."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, medium.
Catnip (NC-17) by corvidae9 & knitmeapony
"Voldemort can always be relied upon to make Harry's life harder than it has to be. Heh. He said 'hard'."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, short.
The Challenge of Being a Veela's Mate (PG-13) by triola
"Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly cuddly, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela?"
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, medium.
Checkmating (PG-13; or here) by mahaliem
"In hopes of convincing Voldemort supporters to change sides, Ron decides that he and Harry should pair off with Slytherins."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished (NC-17) by mirasfics
"Um... dracoisaveelaandharryishismate. Shut up."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
*NEW* Corridors of Power (NC-17; or here) by blithely
"Being An Intermittent Account of the Political Misadventures of the Viscount Northallerton, Lord Malfoy of Wimbledon; and the Honourable Harry J. Potter, Member of Parliament for North Southwark and Bermondsey (Liberal Democrat)."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Courtship, Wooing and Other Such Nonsense (PG; or here) by arimunami
"In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Cure for the Flu (R; or here) by ivyblossom
"Harry, Draco, sickness, and accidental telepathy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Dancing Queen (PG-13; or here) by mistful
"Dudley in leather! Some H/D also."
Notes: Harry goes to a gay club with Dudley. The Hogwarts years, short.
Days Go By (R) by corvidae9
"After a grievous miscommunication that leads to five years apart, Harry has difficulty keeping his life together in the face of Draco's revenge tactics. The fact that he manages to succeed only makes Draco more intent. (Veela!Draco/Werewolf!Harry)"
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion H/D-O-Ween Halloween Fest. Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, medium.
The Death of a Soul, A Blowjob Beneath a Table, and the Rain of Toads that Followed (NC-17; or here) by phaballa
"Severus Snape was dying. Not in the way that one normally thinks of as dying, what with the failing of body and mind and so forth. He was barely fifty years old after all, and considering his genetic makeup (recent history notwithstanding, of course, and adjusting for his rather disgusting Muggle father whose blood would no doubt decrease his life span by no less than five years) Severus had at least another seventy-five years left to live. He was in his prime, really, but instead of being on his third glory-seeking wife and seventh trollopy mistress he was stuck inside this school, dying."
Notes: Written for merry_smutmas 2005. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Decemberween (R; or here) by lunarennui
"Harry and Draco decide that marrying each other is better than marrying... Crack!fic." (my summary)
Notes: HP Slash Wedding Ficathon Entry. The Hogwarts years, short.
Do the Sick No Harm (NC-17; or here) by marksykins
"Harry rejected the hero racket and decided to take over the hospital wing at Hogwarts, but his chosen career also means taking care of the staff. All of the staff, and that includes Professor Draco Malfoy."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
A Dog and His Boy (R; or here) by grey_hunter
"It is a dark time for the two fugitives. Although Dumbledore has been destroyed, the Death Eaters have driven the two from their hide-away and pursued them across the country… Snape is forced to resort to desperate measures to protect Draco. After his mentor's death, Draco's only hope of being human again rests with the blindly oblivious Harry Potter."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, disability-fic, short.
Draco Malfoy is a Stupid Wanker (R; or here) by emmagrant01
"During the course of HBP, Romilda Vane's crush on Harry Potter evolves into a slashy obsession."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. The Hogwarts years, short.
Draco the Wonder Ferret (NC-17; or here) by ravenna_c_tan
"How Draco Malfoy weaseled his way into Harry Potter's house."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, ferret!Draco, short.
Draco's Love Fortunes and The House of Chen (PG-13; or here) by empathic_siren
"Over spicy Chinese, Draco realizes he's in love with Harry Potter. He tries to find the perfect way to break the news to Harry, but as always, something goes wrong along the way. Only The House of Chen and its fortune cookies can set things right."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Dragon Tamer (R) by jennavere
"Desperate to avoid an arranged marriage, Draco convinces Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. What follows is an epic romantic comedy involving scheming, snogging, silliness, shagging, snarky boys, superstars, singing, shagging, snuggling, secrets, sex gods, shagging, and a bunny named Draco Lucius Malfoy the Third. HD SLASH (and how!)."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, long. The author is also writing an uncensored version of this story.
The uncensored version: Dragon Tamer Uncensored: The Naughty Version (NC-17) by jennavere WIP
Drapunzel (NC-17) by anjenue
"The mysterious Lord Draco has not been seen by the Kingdom Slytherin since a very few days after his birth until Lord Harry Potter of the Kingdom Gryffindor happens upon him quite by accident."
Notes: AU, short.
Drop Dead Gorgeous (R; alternative links below) by mistful WIP
"Harry and Draco are Auror partners, when Harry finds out he's part Veela." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, long. The sequel is a retelling of the fic from Draco's POV.
Links: ch. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
Sequel: The Way We Get By (R; links below) by mistful
Links (sequel): ch. [1] [2] [3] [4]
Escalation (PG-13) by venenatus.venustas
"Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
The Face of His Enemy (R; links below) by mahaliem
"On the train to Hogwarts, Draco is hit with a curse that results in him reassessing who he is and who his true enemies are."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, medium.
Links: ch. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
Fantastic Breasts & Where to Find Them (NC-17; or here) by ishafel
"Harry tries something outside his comfort zone."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, short.
The Ferret Foul-Up (R; or here) by zed
"A Harry/Draco SLASH humour from the ANALogy+TOPology Potterverse. Under the influence of hallucinogenic substances, Harry and Draco matches magical skills with unexpected and somewhat bizzare outcome. Written by an incorrigible slasher *vbeg*, this story explores the unorthodox and oft twisted relationship between Harry and Draco. This story was inspired by Tom Felton's comment in an interview in Disney's Big Time magazine issue 123 (November 2002). "I'd love to see Draco turn Harry into a ferret!""
Notes: The Hogwarts years, ferret!Draco, short.
The Fine Line (R; or here) by kayen
"When his best enemy starts to ignore him, Draco Malfoy comes up with a new plan to be part of Harry Potter's life. Featuring ancient wands, bloody thorns, bored goblins, and gratuitous growling."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, medium.
Freudian Slip (PG-13) by jennavere
"Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is still obsessed with Harry Potter. Fed up, his father makes him get therapy."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
From Another Perspective (NC-17) by kabeyk
"Some days, he just really felt like having a cock in his mouth."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
Gay Aurors (NC-17; or here) by charlotteschaos
"Episodic crackfic: Draco Malfoy mysteriously returns to London a badass and is partnered up with a very grumpy and very gay Harry Potter."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic (a bit), auror-fic, long.
Getting It (PG; or here) by ladyvader
"Greg Doesn't Get It."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Gryffindor Seduction 101 (R) by jennavere
"Charming, crafty Slytherin Blaise Zabini has a dating policy: he only dates Gryffindors. Now he's plotting to seduce Gryffindor Extraordinaire Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy is NOT happy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition (R) by mirasfics
"Harry comes back from vacation with an inconvenient case of vampirism and must learn to cope with blood, Malfoy, and recalcitrant secretaries. And if that doesn't tell you everything about the plot you need to know, you haven't read enough badfic."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, medium.
Hiss Me, Harry! (NC-17; or here) by lddurham
"Ron and Harry try an unfamiliar spell which turns out a to be bit more permanent than they thought, so Harry gets stuck with cat ears and a tail." (my summary)
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, medium. The sequel is post-Hogwarts.
Sequel: Hiss Me Again, Harry (NC-17; or here) by lddurham
How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back (PG-13) by eleveninches
"Snape tries to hang himself, Draco enters an alternate reality, and Harry Gets a Clue. Humor, SLASH, naughty language, and other Evil Things."
Notes: Harry asks Draco out. The Hogwarts years, short.
How to Shag Your Most Hated Enemy... (R; or here) by stellabelle WIP
"...and Still Feel Alright About it, You Know, Morally Speaking. Awkward teenage boys, "dueling" and Draco's epic novel. And a cabana boy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
If You've A Ready Mind (PG-13; or here) by mistful
"A re-telling of the [first six] Harry Potter books with Draco Malfoy as a Ravenclaw. Special features include Anthony Goldstein's inhaler, Cho Chang's charms, Gregory Goyle's alarming identity crisis and Ron Weasley's allegedly enormous broom."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, long.
Alternative links: chapter [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
The Impatient Snugglebug (NC-17; or here) by starrose17
"When Draco is denied sex, Draco can be a bitch, and when Draco's being a bitch, Harry needs to teach him a little lesson in self control…"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
In Which Draco Treats His Classmates to Bad Poetry Over Breakfast (G) by rurounihime
"How does Draco love thee? Let him count the ways..."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, established relationship, short.
Intrepid Teenage Hero (NC-17) by jennavere
"To save wizardkind from falling into the Dark Lord's evil clutches, intrepid teenage hero Harry Potter embarks on a dangerous quest: infiltrating Malfoy Manor and getting information from Draco using highly unorthodox methods."
Notes: Horcrux-hunt, medium.
It's All About the Subterfuge (PG-13; or here) by darkvictory
"Draco likes boys. So does Harry."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Just Right (NC-17; or here) by eeyore9990
"(or, Draco and the Three Gryffindors) Adaptation of Goldilocks. Draco Malfoy enlists the “help” of the Sorting Hat to find his perfect top."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Just Tell Her You're a Fairy, Harry (R; or here) by owens_mom
"Draco runs G.A.P., a successful company to help take care of the break-up you can't handle on your own. Harry sets out to be his best customer."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Language of Love (PG-13) by phantomtale666
"Just a bit of Crack. Draco writes a poem."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Late Edition (NC-17; or here) by yeats
"This is death, Harry thinks. This is death, and that means I'm dead, and in hell, with Draco Malfoy telling me his theories of office management."
Notes: Written for hp_loveletters. Harry and Draco work as reporters for a newspapers. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Limits (NC-17; or here) by beren_writes
"Draco has found the line of what he will and will not do for the Dark Lord, so he has a plan."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, magical creature fic, short.
Love Among Ferrets (PG-13) by starflowers
"Two ferrets snuggling on a bed." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, ferret!Draco, established relationship, short.
Magical Maladies (NC-17; or here) by moonflower_rose
"Just another spell in the hospital wing."
Notes: Draco gets Dragon Pox, and Harry suffers from nightmares. The Hogwarts years, short.
Make Your Penis Huge! (R) by mahaliem
"Harry and Draco are Aurors who are assigned to work an unusual case."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, auror-fic, short.
The Man in Draco's Bed (NC-17; or here) by cyane_snape
"Lucius is hysterical…actually he would rather be dead. Draco has arrived at Malfoy Manor just in time for the Christmas Holidays…with his new husband, Harry Potter-Malfoy. The Malfoy Code of Honor™ demands that Lucius protect his new son-in-law and Voldemort is coming for Christmas dinner!"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, Mpreg, short.
Man of the People (PG-13; or here) by circe_tigana
"School elections at Hogwarts leave Draco furious."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
The Many Faces of Draco Malfoy (R; or here) by dark0feenix
"Harry's going to save the world but first he needs to face Malfoy. All of him."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Horcrux-hunt, alternative world, short.
Mating Rituals (NC-17; or here) by faraday
"Beware of Dragons, for thou art easy to spit on, and need a good shag."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Me and My Ferret: A How-To Guide (PG) by cherusha
"The Ferret is playful and has an incredible curiousity. He can get into places where he shouldn't be, so make sure your home is Ferret-proof."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, ferret!Draco, short.
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret (R; or here) by sabershadowkat
"Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. Warning: contains multiple beastialities, 'm'preg, and Gryffindors."
Notes: Directly post-HBP, Mpreg, ferret!Draco, medium.
a mix of snow and petals (PG-13; or here) by el_em_en_oh_pee
"It's been two years since The Incident, and Harry still hasn't gotten completely over it, still can only get by day-to-day. Enter Draco, who will do anything to reestablish his name in the Ministry and the Wizarding World..."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, short.
Never Mind The Bollocks, It's Draco/Harry (Shake Your Groove Thing) (PG-13) by geoviki
"This is crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
New (R) by ladyvader
"Don't you sodding HATE that New Years kiss tradition?"
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
No Secret Vice (PG; or here) by cutecoati
"Harry's trying to finish his Christmas shopping. Eventually."
Notes: Written for 3fan_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
A (Not quite) Fairy Tale (NC-17) by lddurham
"Just because you don't believe in something, doesn't mean it can't contractually obligate you to a life of enslavement and sexual servitude."
Notes: Harry dances in a Fairy Ring. The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, medium.
The Obligatory 'Draco is a Veela' Story that Every HP Fanfiction Author has to Write (PG-13) by mahaliem
"Draco is part Veela. Unhappy with his chosen mate, he searches for a substitute."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
Old School (R) by corvidae9
"As if surviving seventh year wasn't hard enough for Harry without Malfoy making things worse. And if there was one thing Malfoy's pointy arse was good at, it was making things hard. Err. Worse. ...Damn him, anyway."
Notes: Written for the serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest 2007. The Hogwarts years, medium.
One Night at the Ministry (NC-17; or here) by maeglinyedi
"One night. One party. One arch-nemesis. Lots of champagne. Now all Harry has to do is survive."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
Open Season (R; or here) by scoradh
"Harry encounters a series of confusing events which lead him to one person: Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, Draco is as befuddled as he is...featuring a cast of thousands who are all in the know, and two boys who most emphatically are not."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Partners (NC-17) by megyal
"Draco (with glasses!) and Harry are assigned partners during Auror training; Veela!Draco with suddenly attracted and irritated!Harry."
Notes: Written for slashfest. Post-Hogwarts, magical creature fic, auror-fic, short.
Potter sucks cocks for Chocolate Frogs (NC-17; or here) by calanthe_fics WIP
"How often do you read the graffiti on pub toilet walls? Harry Potter discovers that when he's the subject of said graffiti an awful lot of people pay it rather too much attention, leading to life-changing opportunities for the boy who lived (to suck cock?)."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Pret-a-Partenaire (NC-17; or here) by nqdonne
"Of all the sandwich joints in London, he had to walk into Harry's."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Quidditch Wife (NC-17; or here) by profmckitten
"Draco is waiting for Wizengamot's decision regarding his inheritance which Lucius wants to take away." (my summary)
Notes: Written as a birthday present for jennavere. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Sequel: Quidditch Wife 2 (NC-17) by profmckitten
Revelations (PG-13) by corvidae9
"Harry knows how he survived the last battle... working out why and what comes next is a different story entirely."
Notes: Draco helps Harry during the last battle, and Harry wonders why. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Sequel: Further Revelations (NC-17) by corvidae9
More to come.
Rituals and Traditions (NC-17; or here) by amanuensis1
"Draco chained to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Rock Hard Vice (NC-17) by dadomz
"(or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He's Gay Eleven Times) Just how many times can you read the word sex?"
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Scruff (NC-17; or here) by moonflower_rose
"It all came undone because of one small patch of skin..."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, HBP-compliant, short.
Set Me Free (NC-17; or part [1] [2]) by jairissa
"Everyone always told Harry to grow up. Now that he has, when is the promised happiness going to arrive?"
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Single Wizard Seeking Same (R) by jennavere
"Lovelorn Draco has been secretly pining for Harry for months. He's finally forced into action when ex-boyfriend Blaise shows up. A gift!fic for Prof. McKitten starring an awkward, smitten Draco and a cameo by Harry's chest monster."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Sins of the Father (PG-13; or here) by dracofiend
"Isn't it great when you're not your father? H/D, HP/SS. Fluff/humor/touch o' parody."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
Sequel: Sins of the Son (R; or here) by dracofiend
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing (R; or here) by mahaliem
"Set in Seventh Year. Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gyffindor and Harry is a Slytherin."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, AU, medium.
So Here's What I'm Thinking (PG-13; or here) by dracofiend
"Malfoy offers up his thoughts, unsolicited."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
The songs you grow to like, never stick at first (PG; or here) by megyal
"An AU where Voldemort is not alive, James and Lily are and the Malfoys and Potters still don't get along because... well, just because. Harry and Draco grow up as rivals and still go to Hogwarts and Harry starts to fall for Draco. He confides in the Marauders who try to help him/impede him in his wooing efforts. Pre-slash."
Notes: Written for serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest 2007. The Hogwarts years, AU, short.
STOP THE WORLD! (I Wanna Get Off) (PG-13; or here) by mijan
"In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion. Nobody is happy about it... not even Dracy Malfoy."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
Stung (NC-17; or part [1] [2]) by pushdragon
"After the war, Draco is really, really, really angry. A loose re-telling of "Taming of the Shrew" with duelling, mindless destruction, cross-dressing and lashings of crack."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Sweet (NC-17; or here) by lydiabennet
"Draco is sent to meet Harry in Hogsmeade for purposes unknown. Magic, quarrelling, seduction, and dead geese ensue."
Notes: Horcrux-hunt, medium.
Swirl Stick Thingies and Other Magical Oddities (NC-17; or here) by eeyore9990
"A potions mishap, a family secret, and one very confused Boy Who Lived all add up to a good ol' romp in the Room of Requirement...eventually."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, short.
Take It and Like It (NC-17; or here) by addictedkitten
"Sweet dreams are made of this. Except that sometimes, they're not."
Notes: Harry has erotic dreams about Draco. The Hogwarts years, short.
Telling Hogwarts (PG-13) by geoviki
"Harry and Draco have a plan to make their lives warmer, drier, and splinter-free."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, established relationship, short.
That Veela Thing (R; or here) by empathic_siren
"Fluffy, post-war H/D with veela!Draco."
Notes: Written for serpentinelion Secrets and Wishes Fest 2007. Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, magical creature fic, short.
Things That Go Meow In the Night (PG-13; or here) by jennavere
"Draco's Animagus form is not quite what he expected."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, pre-slash, short.
Things That Seem (NC-17; or here) by maeglinyedi
"A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a...horse?"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, AU, established relationship, medium.
Three Halves Make a Whole (R; or here) by wook77
"(at least for the Malfoys) Draco is half Jewish, half Veela and half Black, the family, of course. Harry is confused. Of course, they're destined to be together."
Notes: Horcrux-hunt, magical creature fic, short.
'Tis the Season to Be Jolly (PG-13) by akahannah
"Sometimes Christmas cheer is just a little too much to ask for."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Trauma of Temptation (R) by anansay
"He knew Malfoy was after him. He couldn't say HOW he knew, he just knew."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. The Hogwarts years, short.
The Trip to the Zoo (R) by corvidae9
"The latest stop on an open-ended holiday ends predictably."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Two Blokes, a Bike and a Biro (PG-13; or here) by yodels
"Out with the old, in with the new. Draco Malfoy's got his life classified and catalogued, everything in its place. But, Harry Potter's unexpected appearance at Hogwarts shakes up Draco's organized world."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007. Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Unexpected (NC-17; or here) by beren_writes
"Harry has jumped in with both feet to save someone as usual and neglected to check the small print. Luckily for him the plan only went wrong with Draco."
Notes: Written for hd_holidays 2006. Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Unofficial Biography of Harry Potter (NC-17) by The Ruby Moth
"'The Unofficial Biography of Harry Potter, by Eldred Worple: The Unauthorized and Unabridged Truth of the Boy-Who-Lived.' Harry is horrified to discover the bio; but when he learns Draco is one of those responsible, Harry confronts him over the reason behind it."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
The Veela Enigma (R) by jennavere
"What if some of Draco's ancestors, pretending to be purebloods, concealed the truth about their veela heritage? You'd end up with one very confused Draco Malfoy, who's fallen head over heels in love with Harry Potter and has no idea why."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, magical creature fic, long.
Vertigo (R) by jennavere WIP
"When a mission for the Dark Lord goes completely wrong, Draco Malfoy ends up in the very last place he expected."
Notes: Time Turner accident. Post-Hogwarts (sort of), long.
Warfare Tactic: Clause 6.5 (PG-13; or here) by faire_weather
"Draco knows exactly how to break a rule-breaker. Harry knows exactly how to break the rules."
Notes: The Hogwarts years, short.
When Furniture Goes Bad (PG-13; or here) by akahannah
"Lucius gives Harry and Draco a housewarming present." (my summary)
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
When Harry Met Jason (R; or here) by coffeejunkii
"(And Draco Got Very Jealous) Shikishi said, "I want the H/D story that has a guest appearance by Jason Priestly." Her wish is apparently my command. Smutty Crackfic!"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, established relationship, short.
Where Draco Is a Statue (NC-17) by simmyschtuff
"Five years after the war with Voldemort, and things happen! Ooh!"
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, medium.
Wizards Abroad (R; or here) by scoradh
"Mr Weasley comes into contact with far more Muggles than is healthy, Harry hosts Ron's stag party with increasing mother-hen tendencies and two unexpected guests turn up in Ibiza. If pink hoop earrings disturb you, this fic may have untoward effects."
Notes: Post-Hogwarts, short.
The Worst Happiest Day of His Life (NC-17; or here) by amanuensis1
""We have to WHAT?" (I'm such a sucker for weddings.)"
Notes: Harry and Draco have to get married. The Hogwarts years, short.