I love this song.

And she does reply to your emails.

 
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"People who want to become authors are unlikely to succeed by going into Journalism, which would absorb most of their mental energies. People determined to become creative writers often take a job in an entirely different field. They earn enough money to live on, and write in their spare time until they have established themselves as authors."

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Dear Mr Rudd,
If you come into power, please don't fuck it up.
Yours sincerely,
Mariam.

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Scene:
Customer is signing his credit slip. I am holding his credit card to check signature.

Me: Are you Armenian?
Customer: Yes.

Beat.

Customer: Are you?
Me: No.
Customer: How did you know I was Armenian then?
Me: Your last name is pretty Armenian.
Customer: What are you?
Me: Assyrian.

Beat.

Customer: My mother is Assyrian.
Me: What's her name?
Customer: Atour.
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