I made the absolutely worst sexual pun of my career today while talking with an ex-coworker about the new sexual development in the relationship between a pair of mutual friends of ours.

Me : She was like Carthage and he was like Rome, but more in a positive sense.

Friend : Genocidally?

Me : More like she was never so happy to have the land of her ( Read more... )

Another year, another Halloween come and gone. For me Halloween has always been something of a two part holiday - one parts fun and candy and one parts remembrance and solemnity. I suppose this is the long term effect of having grown up in a city with such a heavy Latin influence. Today, before going to school, I walked up and down the street and ( Read more... )

Have a happy and eventful Halloween my friends.


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In a bid for World's Worst Purple Nipple a woman by the name of Amilia Oveide twisted off her daughter in law's nipple. To make matter's worse the girl didn't even know the nipple had been twisted off until she saw the blood, took off her bra and the nipple fell out.

In a surprise twist Oveide wasn't charged when her daughter in law showed up at ( Read more... )

Changing Spots made it into the finals round for the BBC charities!

Changing Spots is one of the coolest conservation groups around! Did you guys know that? I bet you didn't. Oh ho ho, but no worries you can still become part of the cool crowd and help them out.

What they do is year in and year out they go around to all the villages they can find in ( Read more... )

My mother just sent my a packet which contains

a) my birth certificate

b) a packet of sour cream and onion flavored roasted crickets

Dare I?

So as I was going out I heard a rustle from the direction of the empty box of cookies I finished earlier today while bumming around and finishing my homework. I looked over and there in the wrapper was THE MOST GIGANTIC SPIDER. I mean this thing was huge. It looked like it had taken the day off from Satan's temp agency to come and vacation in my ( Read more... )

The Dark Crystal is playing tonigt at the Ken!

How do I never know these things until it is to late? I'm off to buy tickets.

PSSST!

Hey guys!

Did you know this is a very important time? No, I'm serious. See the US Fish and Wildlife has all these great laws in place to protect endangered animals from being sold for parts in the US. The only problem is that there's a loop hole for tigers.

And now they're on the verge of writing this loop hole out of the laws!

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