Fic Index
~*Fic Index*~
Please note that all links use the Fan Rating System:-
FRC - Fan Rated Suitable for Children
FRT - Fan Rated Suitable for Teens
FRM - Fan Rated Suitable for Mature Persons
FRAO - Fan Rated Suitable for Adults Only
~*~
Crossovers
Comparing Notes
GOOD OMENS & CONSTANTINE
FRM; Balthazar/Constantine, Crowley/Constantine, Crowley/Aziraphale; Demons aren't noted for their cooperation, but Balthazar's willing to share with a friend
[Language, slash]
Complete
Dark Side of the Sun
THE DARK KNIGHT & LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL
FRM; |Jim Gordon|; Everybody lies. Everybody has secrets they never want revealed. And Jim Gordon's secrets are about to catch up with in in spectacular and devastating fashion
[Character death, drug use (implied), language, violence]
Incomplete
Five People...
MULTIFANDOM TERMINATOR-'VERSE
FRT; John Winchester/Sarah Connor, John Connor/Dean Winchester, Jack Harkness/Jack O'Neill; Five people who never joined the resistance
[Character death, sex (implied), slash, violence]
Incomplete
Four Weeks of Sunlight: Part One, Part Two
SUNSHINE & 28 DAYS LATER
FRM; Mace/Jim, Corazon/Selena; The crew of the Icarus come home to find civilisation in ruins
[Character death, language, sex (Implied), slash]
Incomplete
A-Team
Everybody Knows
FRT; |OCs|, Hannibal/Face; He knows the type
[Language, slash (implied), violence]
Complete
Written for a_team_kink
Aliens
Gunshots and Cigarettes
FRT; Hicks/Hudson, Drake/Vasquez; Last survivor of his unit, Dwayne Hicks doesn't have much left besides his guilt
[Character death, language, sex, slash]
Complete
Batman
Little Lies
FRAO; Batman/Gordon; "You let me think you were dead"
[Bloodplay, language, sex (Graphic), slash]
Complete
Written for Batkink
Long Enough
FRT; |Jim Gordon|; For as long as the choice was his to make, he would choose to die a hero
[Character death (Implied), language, violence (Implied)]
Complete
Trees and Grass
FRAO; Joker/Bruce Wayne; Will you bend or will you break?
[Bloodplay, language, non-con, sex, slash, violence]
Complete
Written for Batkink
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Revision
FRC; Ted/Bill; 'He defied anyone to come up with a better way of spending double chemistry.'
[Slash]
Complete
Blake's 7
Coffee and Chess
FRC; |Avon|, |Jenna|, |Vila|; An ordinary day aboard the Liberator
[No warnings]
Complete
Written for b7friday
Gauda Omega
FRT; |Avon|, |Vila|; AU - A slight role reversal
[Character death]
Complete
Written for b7friday
He Who Trusts
FRC; OCs; History is written by the winners
[Mildly disturbing themes]
Complete
Written for b7friday
Unspoken
FRC; |Avon|, |Vila|; A friendship never acknowledged, but present nevertheless
[No warnings]
Complete
Written for b7friday
Carpet People, The
In Dreams
FRM; Slight Bane/Snibril; What Bane really dreamed about the night they spent in Culaina's clearing
[Character death, slash (Implied), violence]
Complete
Constantine
Better Than This
FRT; John/Chas; The kid deserves better than this - he doesn't deserve an early death and a lonely grave and no-one but John Constantine, professional asshole, to miss him.
[Character death, language, slash (Implied)]
Complete
Once
FRT; |John Constantine|; And you were John Constantine. The John Constantine. Once...
[Oblique references to non-con and child abuse]
Complete
Discworld
A selection of drabbles for discworld100:
C-Mail
Colour Coordination
Faded Like the Lilac
Home
Yes You Do
Doctor Who
Even Hope
FRM; Master/Jack; Jack has long since come to understand that he will outlive all things
[Character death, Jack!death, language, non-con (Implied), sex (Implied), slash, violence]
Complete
Edge Chronicles, The
Long Sighted
FRT; Raff/Quint; Sometimes it's hardest to see what's right under your nose. Quint and Maris can't quite see what everyone else can, and Raffix isn't above taking advantage of the situation...
[Sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Fantastic Four, The
Burnout and the sequel, Ashes
FRT; Reed/Sue, Ben/Alicia, |Johnny|; Sue realises that the price of normality is too high
[Character death]
Complete
Firefly
Odds On
FRT; Inara/Councilor, onesided Kaylee/Inara; Inara's latest client provokes an unusually reflective mood in the crew
[Language, slash]
Complete
Written for lgbtfest
Taking Back the Sky
FRT; |Mal|; Mallory Reynolds has distinct views about dresses.
[Language, transexuality]
Complete
Written for lgbtfest
Harry Potter
Time and Again
FRM; |Lee|, |Fred|, |George|; Lee just wants to be a normal teenage boy, but it's not easy when his own body is betraying him.
[Language, transexuality]
Complete
Written for lgbtfest
House, M.D
A Question of Trust
FRC; House/Chase; Some things you just have to take on faith
[Mild slash]
Complete
Choice
FRT; |House|; He'd rather be hated than pitied
[Mildly disturbing themes]
Complete
The More Things Change 'Verse:
1: The Hollow Men
2: On the Seventh Day
3: The More Things Change
FRM; House/Chase, Cuddy/Wilson Cameron/OMC; An unforeseen accident has massive repercussions for the staff of PPTH
[Character death, language, sex (Implied), slash, violence]
Complete
Written for snowflakespeech and ladymurha
Indiana Jones
Six Years, and the sequel We'll Meet Again
FRT; Indy/Older!Shorty; Years have passed since the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones runs into an old friend.
[Slash]
Complete
Lie to Me
A Glass Darkly
FRT; Cal/Jeff, |Torres|; No-one tells lies better than a person trained to see through them.
[Angst, slash]
Complete
Exceptions to the Rule
FRT; Loker; Five lies Eli Loker has told
[Angst, spoilers]
Complete
Written for edana_ni_emer
Told Well
FRC; Loker/Lightman; So how does a policy of Radical Honesty come about?
[Mild slash]
Complete
M*A*S*H
We Fled from the Silence
FRT; |Trapper|; The silence wakes him at night
[No warnings]
Complete
Magnificent Seven, The
The Call and Fold Series
FRAO; Chris/Ezra, Ezra/JD, Buck/JD, |Vin|; Ezra is running again, but he doesn't realise how badly he's misjudged the situation. Vin is determined that they're going to set things right
[Language, sex, slash]
Incomplete
Mad World
FRT; |Ezra|; Modern AU - in a world of identity theft and credit-card fraud, what place is there left for an old-school con artist?
[Angst]
Complete
Ocean's 11
Duality
FRT; Danny/Tess, Danny/Rusty, Danny/Rusty/Tess; Whenever she tried to articulate what it had been like being with Danny, she always ended up talking about Rusty
[Sex (implied), slash (implied), threesome]
Complete
Peter Pan
Lies and Legends
FRM; Hook/Peter; Maybe he fights a little nastier afterwards. Maybe there's a vicious edge to his grin that wasn't there before.
[Non-con (Implied), sex (Implied), slash, violence]
Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean
Marks
FRM; Jack/Beckett; Cutler Beckett recounts the story of his first meeting with a young Jack Sparrow.
[Language, sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Red Dwarf
I Am A Fish Ship
FRT; Cat/Lister; After Red Dwarf's destruction, Lister finds himself back on Starbug. Or perhaps 'on' is the wrong word. Slight AU
[Sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Written for brains_in_a_jar
That Was Then
FRT; Rimmer/Lister; I don't know how we became you, but I certainly don't intend to let you carry on doing what you're doing.
[Character death (Implied), slash]
Complete
Reservoir Dogs
Dead on Arrival
FRM; |Mr. Orange|; Officer Freddy Newandyke has been shot three times in the line of duty.
[Character death, language, spoilers, violence]
Complete
Son of Rambow
Beautiful Sin
FRT; Lee/Will; Will can't quite overcome his strict religious upbringing, even when he knows it's hurting Lee
[Language, slash]
Complete
Star Trek XI
Fact
FRT; Uhura/Surprise!; Uhura wakes up with a hangover and someone naked in bed with her. She just wishes she could remember who.
[Implied sex]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Laphroaig
FRAO; Scotty/Winona Kirk; In which Scotty and Winona both fail to make some important connections, but that's okay, because sex occurs anyway
[Het, sex (graphic)]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
O, What A Tangled Web...
FRT; Everyone/Everyone; New regulations oblige the Enterprise to keep track of all Aliens-Made-Them-Do-It marriages. Much confusion and embarrassment ensues.
[Het, slash, threesome]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Positive Reinforcement
FRAO; Kirk/McCoy; When McCoy's aviphobia threatens to get him expelled from the Academy, Kirk has a novel solution to the problem
[Language, sex (graphic), slash]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Unexpected Monogamy
FRC; Kirk/Gaila; In which James T Kirk accidentally gets married.
[None]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Star Wars
Momentum of Fate (Latest Part: Includes links to previous chapters)
FRM; Anakin/Padmé, Aayla/Barriss; A minor difference changes the course of the future - Anakin has a different vision his first night back in Coruscant. But can he be saved, or will it merely change the nature of his fall into darkness?
[Character death, language, sex (Implied), slash (Implied), violence]
Incomplete
Stargate
All Of This And Nothing
FRT; |Sheppard|, |McKay|, |Ronon|, |Beckett|, Five times 100% wasn't enough
[Character death, spoilers]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
The Bottom Line
FRC; |Zelenka|, |McKay|, Five things Radek knows about Atlantis that Rodney doesn't
[References to canon character death, spoilers]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
Untitled
FRT; |John Sheppard|; Five times John's men were proud to have him as CO
[Angst, character death, spoilers]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
Untitled
FRT; Jack O'Neill/Various; Five people Jack kisses at his retirement party (after he's had a few).
[Slash, sex (implied)]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
Sunshine
Bleed
FRC; Mace/Capa; Challenge fic: 'A sweet moment on the flight deck'
[Slash]
Complete
Written for capaslash
In the End
FRT; Mace/Capa; It was only when everything went wrong that Capa understood why it was Mace on the ship, and not one of the thousands of equally qualified engineers in the world.
[Language, sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Let it Be; Part One, Part Two, Part Three
FRAO; Mace/Capa; With everything going horribly wrong, the crew of the Icarus must complete their mission before the oxygen runs out
[Character death, language, sex (Graphic), slash]
Incomplete
Love is Scary
FRT; Mace/Capa, |Searle|; Written for a challenge - 'Mace is forced to come to terms with the fact that he's actually in love with Capa
[Language, sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Written for capaslash
Supernatural
Inconstant
FRM; |Sam|; Your constant, the one thing you thought you could always trust, is gone
[Angst]
Complete
Takes One to Know One
FRAO; Dean/Male; If this is the way the world ends, you're going to go down fighting
[Angst, slash, sex (graphic), language]
Complete
Written for savingfaith333
We Are The Champions
FRT; |Sam|, |Crowley|; Conversations on the eve of Armageddon
[Spoilers]
Complete
Torchwood
Never Again
FRT; |Jack|; How does Jack understand the alien language Beth speaks? And why does he react so badly to her presence? A drabble-and-a-half set immediately after 'Sleeper'
[Angst]
Complete
So Bad
FRM; Jack/John; The year is 3182. The first thing he asks is how long it's been, and the second is what name he should be using now.
[Character death (Implied), drug use (Implied), sex (Implied)]
Complete
Written for karaokegal
Somewhere Else
FRT; Tosh/Owen, Jack/John, Gwen/Rhys; She's not afraid to die
[Canon character death, mild slash, spoilers]
Complete
This is the Life
FRM; Jack/Owen, Owen/Gwen, |Tosh|; Working for Torchwood is an open invitation to sexual confusion. But between stranded aliens and scamming the NHS, frankly Owen's got bigger problems.
Alternative Summary! Owen's as straight as the next bloke. Unfortunately the next bloke is Jack Harkness
[Character death, Jack!death, language, sex, slash]
Complete
Written for lgbtfst
Please note that all links use the Fan Rating System:-
FRC - Fan Rated Suitable for Children
FRT - Fan Rated Suitable for Teens
FRM - Fan Rated Suitable for Mature Persons
FRAO - Fan Rated Suitable for Adults Only
~*~
Crossovers
Comparing Notes
GOOD OMENS & CONSTANTINE
FRM; Balthazar/Constantine, Crowley/Constantine, Crowley/Aziraphale; Demons aren't noted for their cooperation, but Balthazar's willing to share with a friend
[Language, slash]
Complete
Dark Side of the Sun
THE DARK KNIGHT & LEON: THE PROFESSIONAL
FRM; |Jim Gordon|; Everybody lies. Everybody has secrets they never want revealed. And Jim Gordon's secrets are about to catch up with in in spectacular and devastating fashion
[Character death, drug use (implied), language, violence]
Incomplete
Five People...
MULTIFANDOM TERMINATOR-'VERSE
FRT; John Winchester/Sarah Connor, John Connor/Dean Winchester, Jack Harkness/Jack O'Neill; Five people who never joined the resistance
[Character death, sex (implied), slash, violence]
Incomplete
Four Weeks of Sunlight: Part One, Part Two
SUNSHINE & 28 DAYS LATER
FRM; Mace/Jim, Corazon/Selena; The crew of the Icarus come home to find civilisation in ruins
[Character death, language, sex (Implied), slash]
Incomplete
A-Team
Everybody Knows
FRT; |OCs|, Hannibal/Face; He knows the type
[Language, slash (implied), violence]
Complete
Written for a_team_kink
Aliens
Gunshots and Cigarettes
FRT; Hicks/Hudson, Drake/Vasquez; Last survivor of his unit, Dwayne Hicks doesn't have much left besides his guilt
[Character death, language, sex, slash]
Complete
Batman
Little Lies
FRAO; Batman/Gordon; "You let me think you were dead"
[Bloodplay, language, sex (Graphic), slash]
Complete
Written for Batkink
Long Enough
FRT; |Jim Gordon|; For as long as the choice was his to make, he would choose to die a hero
[Character death (Implied), language, violence (Implied)]
Complete
Trees and Grass
FRAO; Joker/Bruce Wayne; Will you bend or will you break?
[Bloodplay, language, non-con, sex, slash, violence]
Complete
Written for Batkink
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Revision
FRC; Ted/Bill; 'He defied anyone to come up with a better way of spending double chemistry.'
[Slash]
Complete
Blake's 7
Coffee and Chess
FRC; |Avon|, |Jenna|, |Vila|; An ordinary day aboard the Liberator
[No warnings]
Complete
Written for b7friday
Gauda Omega
FRT; |Avon|, |Vila|; AU - A slight role reversal
[Character death]
Complete
Written for b7friday
He Who Trusts
FRC; OCs; History is written by the winners
[Mildly disturbing themes]
Complete
Written for b7friday
Unspoken
FRC; |Avon|, |Vila|; A friendship never acknowledged, but present nevertheless
[No warnings]
Complete
Written for b7friday
Carpet People, The
In Dreams
FRM; Slight Bane/Snibril; What Bane really dreamed about the night they spent in Culaina's clearing
[Character death, slash (Implied), violence]
Complete
Constantine
Better Than This
FRT; John/Chas; The kid deserves better than this - he doesn't deserve an early death and a lonely grave and no-one but John Constantine, professional asshole, to miss him.
[Character death, language, slash (Implied)]
Complete
Once
FRT; |John Constantine|; And you were John Constantine. The John Constantine. Once...
[Oblique references to non-con and child abuse]
Complete
Discworld
A selection of drabbles for discworld100:
C-Mail
Colour Coordination
Faded Like the Lilac
Home
Yes You Do
Doctor Who
Even Hope
FRM; Master/Jack; Jack has long since come to understand that he will outlive all things
[Character death, Jack!death, language, non-con (Implied), sex (Implied), slash, violence]
Complete
Edge Chronicles, The
Long Sighted
FRT; Raff/Quint; Sometimes it's hardest to see what's right under your nose. Quint and Maris can't quite see what everyone else can, and Raffix isn't above taking advantage of the situation...
[Sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Fantastic Four, The
Burnout and the sequel, Ashes
FRT; Reed/Sue, Ben/Alicia, |Johnny|; Sue realises that the price of normality is too high
[Character death]
Complete
Firefly
Odds On
FRT; Inara/Councilor, onesided Kaylee/Inara; Inara's latest client provokes an unusually reflective mood in the crew
[Language, slash]
Complete
Written for lgbtfest
Taking Back the Sky
FRT; |Mal|; Mallory Reynolds has distinct views about dresses.
[Language, transexuality]
Complete
Written for lgbtfest
Harry Potter
Time and Again
FRM; |Lee|, |Fred|, |George|; Lee just wants to be a normal teenage boy, but it's not easy when his own body is betraying him.
[Language, transexuality]
Complete
Written for lgbtfest
House, M.D
A Question of Trust
FRC; House/Chase; Some things you just have to take on faith
[Mild slash]
Complete
Choice
FRT; |House|; He'd rather be hated than pitied
[Mildly disturbing themes]
Complete
The More Things Change 'Verse:
1: The Hollow Men
2: On the Seventh Day
3: The More Things Change
FRM; House/Chase, Cuddy/Wilson Cameron/OMC; An unforeseen accident has massive repercussions for the staff of PPTH
[Character death, language, sex (Implied), slash, violence]
Complete
Written for snowflakespeech and ladymurha
Indiana Jones
Six Years, and the sequel We'll Meet Again
FRT; Indy/Older!Shorty; Years have passed since the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones runs into an old friend.
[Slash]
Complete
Lie to Me
A Glass Darkly
FRT; Cal/Jeff, |Torres|; No-one tells lies better than a person trained to see through them.
[Angst, slash]
Complete
Exceptions to the Rule
FRT; Loker; Five lies Eli Loker has told
[Angst, spoilers]
Complete
Written for edana_ni_emer
Told Well
FRC; Loker/Lightman; So how does a policy of Radical Honesty come about?
[Mild slash]
Complete
M*A*S*H
We Fled from the Silence
FRT; |Trapper|; The silence wakes him at night
[No warnings]
Complete
Magnificent Seven, The
The Call and Fold Series
FRAO; Chris/Ezra, Ezra/JD, Buck/JD, |Vin|; Ezra is running again, but he doesn't realise how badly he's misjudged the situation. Vin is determined that they're going to set things right
[Language, sex, slash]
Incomplete
Mad World
FRT; |Ezra|; Modern AU - in a world of identity theft and credit-card fraud, what place is there left for an old-school con artist?
[Angst]
Complete
Ocean's 11
Duality
FRT; Danny/Tess, Danny/Rusty, Danny/Rusty/Tess; Whenever she tried to articulate what it had been like being with Danny, she always ended up talking about Rusty
[Sex (implied), slash (implied), threesome]
Complete
Peter Pan
Lies and Legends
FRM; Hook/Peter; Maybe he fights a little nastier afterwards. Maybe there's a vicious edge to his grin that wasn't there before.
[Non-con (Implied), sex (Implied), slash, violence]
Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean
Marks
FRM; Jack/Beckett; Cutler Beckett recounts the story of his first meeting with a young Jack Sparrow.
[Language, sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Red Dwarf
I Am A Fish Ship
FRT; Cat/Lister; After Red Dwarf's destruction, Lister finds himself back on Starbug. Or perhaps 'on' is the wrong word. Slight AU
[Sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Written for brains_in_a_jar
That Was Then
FRT; Rimmer/Lister; I don't know how we became you, but I certainly don't intend to let you carry on doing what you're doing.
[Character death (Implied), slash]
Complete
Reservoir Dogs
Dead on Arrival
FRM; |Mr. Orange|; Officer Freddy Newandyke has been shot three times in the line of duty.
[Character death, language, spoilers, violence]
Complete
Son of Rambow
Beautiful Sin
FRT; Lee/Will; Will can't quite overcome his strict religious upbringing, even when he knows it's hurting Lee
[Language, slash]
Complete
Star Trek XI
Fact
FRT; Uhura/Surprise!; Uhura wakes up with a hangover and someone naked in bed with her. She just wishes she could remember who.
[Implied sex]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Laphroaig
FRAO; Scotty/Winona Kirk; In which Scotty and Winona both fail to make some important connections, but that's okay, because sex occurs anyway
[Het, sex (graphic)]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
O, What A Tangled Web...
FRT; Everyone/Everyone; New regulations oblige the Enterprise to keep track of all Aliens-Made-Them-Do-It marriages. Much confusion and embarrassment ensues.
[Het, slash, threesome]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Positive Reinforcement
FRAO; Kirk/McCoy; When McCoy's aviphobia threatens to get him expelled from the Academy, Kirk has a novel solution to the problem
[Language, sex (graphic), slash]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Unexpected Monogamy
FRC; Kirk/Gaila; In which James T Kirk accidentally gets married.
[None]
Complete
Written for st_xi_kink
Star Wars
Momentum of Fate (Latest Part: Includes links to previous chapters)
FRM; Anakin/Padmé, Aayla/Barriss; A minor difference changes the course of the future - Anakin has a different vision his first night back in Coruscant. But can he be saved, or will it merely change the nature of his fall into darkness?
[Character death, language, sex (Implied), slash (Implied), violence]
Incomplete
Stargate
All Of This And Nothing
FRT; |Sheppard|, |McKay|, |Ronon|, |Beckett|, Five times 100% wasn't enough
[Character death, spoilers]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
The Bottom Line
FRC; |Zelenka|, |McKay|, Five things Radek knows about Atlantis that Rodney doesn't
[References to canon character death, spoilers]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
Untitled
FRT; |John Sheppard|; Five times John's men were proud to have him as CO
[Angst, character death, spoilers]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
Untitled
FRT; Jack O'Neill/Various; Five people Jack kisses at his retirement party (after he's had a few).
[Slash, sex (implied)]
Complete
Written for sg1_five_things
Sunshine
Bleed
FRC; Mace/Capa; Challenge fic: 'A sweet moment on the flight deck'
[Slash]
Complete
Written for capaslash
In the End
FRT; Mace/Capa; It was only when everything went wrong that Capa understood why it was Mace on the ship, and not one of the thousands of equally qualified engineers in the world.
[Language, sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Let it Be; Part One, Part Two, Part Three
FRAO; Mace/Capa; With everything going horribly wrong, the crew of the Icarus must complete their mission before the oxygen runs out
[Character death, language, sex (Graphic), slash]
Incomplete
Love is Scary
FRT; Mace/Capa, |Searle|; Written for a challenge - 'Mace is forced to come to terms with the fact that he's actually in love with Capa
[Language, sex (Implied), slash]
Complete
Written for capaslash
Supernatural
Inconstant
FRM; |Sam|; Your constant, the one thing you thought you could always trust, is gone
[Angst]
Complete
Takes One to Know One
FRAO; Dean/Male; If this is the way the world ends, you're going to go down fighting
[Angst, slash, sex (graphic), language]
Complete
Written for savingfaith333
We Are The Champions
FRT; |Sam|, |Crowley|; Conversations on the eve of Armageddon
[Spoilers]
Complete
Torchwood
Never Again
FRT; |Jack|; How does Jack understand the alien language Beth speaks? And why does he react so badly to her presence? A drabble-and-a-half set immediately after 'Sleeper'
[Angst]
Complete
So Bad
FRM; Jack/John; The year is 3182. The first thing he asks is how long it's been, and the second is what name he should be using now.
[Character death (Implied), drug use (Implied), sex (Implied)]
Complete
Written for karaokegal
Somewhere Else
FRT; Tosh/Owen, Jack/John, Gwen/Rhys; She's not afraid to die
[Canon character death, mild slash, spoilers]
Complete
This is the Life
FRM; Jack/Owen, Owen/Gwen, |Tosh|; Working for Torchwood is an open invitation to sexual confusion. But between stranded aliens and scamming the NHS, frankly Owen's got bigger problems.
Alternative Summary! Owen's as straight as the next bloke. Unfortunately the next bloke is Jack Harkness
[Character death, Jack!death, language, sex, slash]
Complete
Written for lgbtfst