Here is the final part of Chapter 1. Witness the excitement of the sue's meeting with Dumbledore!

Warnings: The usual, some sexual humor, language, a mary sue
Disclaimer: anything i reference isn't mine

( A Meeting With Dumbledore )

Hello,
We return with the next exciting installment in which...nothing happens!

( It's Boring! )

Hello,
Unfortunately I left my flash drive that contains my Twilight MST at my parents house so I found I horrible so fic on fanfiction.net that has 20 parts completed and the 21st is still going. Each section is about 40 chapters long and the author refers to them as novels. Without further adieu, let us begin the next Snagonagall sporking.
Warnings ( Read more... )

I promise I am working on the Twilight sporking still. It's just taking long because of school, my job, and my low tolerance of Bella. I need a break from her, lest I suffer head trauma. So instead, since i am taking a break from schoolwork today, I decided to begin sporking a terrible fanfic of my favorite television show, criminal minds.
Criminal ( Read more... )

Once again, I am sorry I haven't posted for a while. School takes up a lot of time. Thank you all for your patience. Anything you recognize isn't mine, anything referenced isn't mine, the characters aren't mine, this terrible book isn't mine, and the term MST isn't mine. I'm not making any money off of this.
Warnings: violent and sexual references, ( Read more... )

The final part of Chapter 5. This is longer than usual because I wanted to finish this chapter.

Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine. Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall are not mine. Anything else reference isn't mine. These things have been used for satirical purposes only.

( Exposition )

Hello all,
Thank you for your patience. I am now on Christmas break for the next three weeks so I will try to post more, but seeing as I will be applying to medical school in about a year I will be very busy. Thanks again for your patience. Here is the next section of Chapter 5.

Disclaimer: Nothing you recognize is mine.
Warnings: Profanity, ( Read more... )

( Excuses... )

The chapter is really dragging, probably because there so much concentrated fail. Anyway, I don't know how many more sections of this chapter there will be, probably quite a few.
Warnings: Same old shit.
Disclaimer: See previous entries. The line about "charming the dew off the honeysuckle" is from the Golden Girls. The line about standing by your ( Read more... )

RULES:
Put your Media Player on shuffle.
For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

( Cut )