Left this so late... and couldn't decide between the two couples that I had indicated in my notebook as potential winners in this category. Eventually this is what made me decide: only one of them was a tv ship. And since all my answers are about tv shows, I discarded the other. But I'm still going to say a little bit about it, like a runner-up. I've tried my best not to cheat so far, but this time it's impossible :)
The runner up in the absolute worst pairing category is...
Edward and Bella (Twilight)You can count this as either a movie ship or a book ship. It doesn't matter. Either way, this ship is completely nonsensical. It starts from a simple concept of animal attraction: these two don't know each other yet they fall in love? As a non-believer in love at first sight, I don't buy it.
Also, I find Bella anything but endearing. She's plain - there really is no reason why someone would fall for her - the fact she is accident prone is ridic! I am extremely accident prone and I certainly don't consider that to be an attractive quality about myself. It is annoying - to myself and the people around me! Nor do I think it makes me more likeable to others just because I trip up a lot and bruise like a peach!
On the other hand we have Edward who is moody and possessive. A true role model for the younger generation!
We now come to my first choice of absolute worst ship - a tv ship. Many of you will disagree, but I absolutely cannot stand these two:
Will and Emma (Glee)You may or may not know this - I've watched the first season of Glee, with the exception of a couple of episodes, even though I hated it. I felt that I should keep up and I would only be allowed to criticise it if I did in fact watch it and follow the plot, and this story is one of the most unfortunate things about it. My annoyance with this couple mostly has to do with the character of Emma, even though Will is whingy, pathetic and lacks a backbone. But Emma! First of all I will very shallowly say I have never, ever in my life seen a ginger girl who was so ugly. And you know how much I love my ginger girls!! Secondly, it's very much the same as Bella's clumsiness. OCD? Not attractive. No matter how much the screenwriters want me to think it's 'cute'... it is not. And getting to however old her character is a virgin? Also not cute. Don't get me wrong, it could happen, but it doesn't make a character any more endearing - people are not more or less worthy based on their sexual experience! The same way everyone always says a girl who's been with lots of guys shouldn't be considered a slut, then a girl who's never been with one shouldn't be considered more virtuous.
Lastly... I asked Chiara why she'd read the entry and not left a comment, and she said I was the most judgmental person on the planet, so I made this for her:
Day 01 - What is your current favourite ship?
Chuck/Sarah Day 02 - What was your very first ship?
Tommy/Kimberly Day 03 - A pairing that needs to happen now?
Grissom/Sara Day 04 - The pairing with the most chemistry?
Xena/Gabrielle Day 05 - The pairing with the least chemistry?
Shannon/Sayid Day 06 - The best kiss?
Sydney/Vaughn Day 07 - The most heartbreaking scene?
Naomi/Emily Day 08 - The pairing with the most baggage?
Doug/Carol Day 09 - The most believable relationship?
Chandler/MonicaDay 10 - Why aren't these two married in real life?
Zach Levi/Yvonne StrahovskiDay 11 - What is your dream pairing?
Liz Lemon/Jenna MaroneyDay 12 - Who had the best wedding?
Phoebe/Mike Day 13 - What is your favorite television/movie pairing?
Christian/Satine Day 14 - What is your favorite book pairing?
Dar/Kerry Day 15 - What is your favorite real life pairing?
Mark/Ery Day 16 - What is the absolute worst pairing? Will/Emma
Day 17 - A pairing you thought would never work out, but did?
Day 18 - What is the cutest pairing?
Day 19 - A pairing you've rooted for since the beginning?
Day 20 - The "can't stand the sexual tension anymore" pairing?
Day 21 - A pairing you like and no one else understands why?
Day 22 - A pairing you hate and no one else understands why?
Day 23 - A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out great?
Day 24 - A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out badly?
Day 25 - A pairing that was/would-be adorable, but could never work out?
Day 26 - A pairing that you hated and ended up loving?
Day 27 - A pairing that you loved and ended up hating?
Day 28 - A pairing that you will never understand?
Day 29 - What ship had the best proposal?
Day 30 - Your favorite ship forever and ever and ever?