it's tuesday ( Read more... )

i don't know what it is but something is wrong ( Read more... )

technically i'll be middle-aged tomorrow. assuming i die in my mid-sixties ( Read more... )

lisa doesn't give a shit because the bird doesn't have anything to do with dean (although i named her "deana ( Read more... )

it is getting increasingly difficult to find reasons to get up in the morning. my typical day is sleeping in, going to the reservoir, applying for a job (and i use the term "a" loosely), surfing the internet, cleaning my house, eating a little something, going back to bed, having a drink, playing with the girls, and attempting one real life ( Read more... )

tres signed me up for a converter box coupon which i finally got in the mail the day before last. the coupon looked like a credit card (what a WASTE and i'm so GLAD that our government is going green) and was good for $40. all the converter boxes at best buy were at least $50 which makes sense, everyone gets their pockets filled - bastards. ( Read more... )

i made up my own verb: lawnning. to work on one's lawn ( Read more... )

i don't feel like updating the rest of my missouri story. i don't know why but i just don't ( Read more... )

i guess this would be the intro to my trip to missouri ( Read more... )

what i need to do over the next two days ( Read more... )