1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Mankind has it made. We are truly leading the good life what with our cerebral cortex, opposable thumbs, complex languages, long term memory, and heat vision. Technically only Superman has heat vision, and yes, technically he is from Krypton and isn't human, but I think he's lived on earth long enough to be human by association. In addition to the ( Read more... )

The boyfriend has flown the coop. I am now single again. I've been crying all day. This fucking sucks. I am one sad girl. I just clicked the single button on my profile, it's official. Bye Darrin.

As the holy holidays slowly roll into season like a morbidly obese man lumbering through a Ponderosa Steakhouse in search of a magical Funyun, Americans across the globe make preparations for the quintessential celebration of the year, Christmas. Good Christians and successful retail outlet managers welcome the arrival of December 26th each year, ( Read more... )

Do you ever notice that your pet seems to stare at you like you’re an idiot all the time? Well, I have recently come to the discovery that maybe he’s the idiot. My cat, Tuff, is one badass cat…don’t condescend me, yes, I said cat. But he doesn’t seem to ever want to pull his weight around the house when concerning his chores or any other task at ( Read more... )

Why does everybody hate me? Maybe I really am as horrible as "they" say I am... or maybe I just live in terror of not being misunderstood. I wish I had real friends. I'm not sure if I even remember what that feels like. Now getting blown off, that stays fresh on the memory. I don't know what to say...I guess I'm just sick of having my feelings hurt ( Read more... )

Our Life Lesson this week is about the problems we have with intolerance in this country. No I'm not talking about lactose intolerance, or even racial intolerance. What I'm talking about is the hatred and bigotry aimed at our brethren with a lower intelligence level than us. Of course I'm speaking about the mentally challenged. These poor souls are ( Read more... )

So i quess i'm going to fiji or bora bora (location still undecided) in a month or so. two weeks in paradise. Who couldn't use some of that?

I’m sure this has happened to you: you’re tuned to your local modern rock station ( Read more... )

Everyday I talk...each word more useless than the next. I think I have finally realized what everybody else has been trying to tell me for a long time now...I'm not funny. This is a sad day, friends.