*blows dust off this journal*

I'd like to apologize to the people on my friendslist. Not like your world revolves around me or anything, but all the same it's rude to leave a party and not say good-bye, and I'm sorry. I cannot begin to explan the strange forces that affect my LJ-tropism.

cause you know what antique mission oak furniture really needs? handpainted pink roses.

*cries*

Donna Dewberry, you have a lot to answer for.

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OMG AM WRITING PRESS RELEASE WOULD RATHER CHEW OFF OWN ARM HELP ME HELP ME SHOOT ME NOW ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH

"Promotional language imposes a cognitive burden."
-J.Nielsen

am home, am tired, am fed, am written into the Book of Life for another year. i sincerely fucking hope.

gut yontif to you all.

Sudden intense craving for an iPod. Why? Why now? Nutritional deficiency? Planetary forces?

I don't know. BUT I WANTS ONE, YES I DOES.

had a lovely time.

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The internet, because it has facilitated the collection and display of

animalyawns.com

"It is my goal to have the most complete collection of gaping animal maws that anyone can have."

p.s. i got gmail invites. anyone want 'em?

it has recently come to my attention that Livejournal is CRANKY about the percentage of time it's used for grousing (also, porn, but it doesn't mind the porn). as my personal reparation, over the next few days I will endeavour to each day post about one thing for which I am grateful ( Read more... )

hey y'all. just wanted to let you know that i'm feeling much better -- sad, but peaceful. i think i burned out all the "wahh" receptors in my brain. everybody's been so kind. it's really comforting to know that so many people feel the passing of this tiny dog.

in other news, have randomly hauled off and bought an immense antique Chinese wedding ( Read more... )