It never fails to perplex me when I hear someone use the phrase "freedom loving Americans." Which Americans would those be? You can't appreciate something that you don't understand. Our freedom is like a valuable family heirloom priced for a buck in someone's yard sale. I wonder if we'll even notice when it's missing.

"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the president to explain to us what the exit strategy is." - Governor George W. Bush, April 1999

Wow, I never thought I'd say these words:

Dubya, I couldn't agree more.

Hey everyone. I'm alive.


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Like Star Wars? Play MMORPGs? Check out this modified version of the new Star Wars trailer. It has 1337 subtitles for those of us that learned traditional English as a second language. It's hilarious. :-)

Damnit. I'm caught in doublethink, my thoughts silenced by the cutting whine of my own cerebral feedback. These are words - just words - and this is merely a blog. The already pitiable fate of this damnable world doesn't rest on whether or not I choose to update this thing. I'm no national treasure here, no digital Buddha come to dispense wisdom to ( Read more... )

Since the_ee wants to drag this into a public forum, I won't allow him to screen my reply to his entry ( Read more... )

Today, I seriously considered ending a friendship - a matter which I don't take lightly. In theory my friends are so carefully chosen that I should seldom find myself in this position. They should be rational, patient, compassionate - all the things I look for in a friend. They should, again in theory, NEVER make me feel the way I feel right now ( Read more... )

"Talking to you is like having sex."

That's what she said to me on Tuesday. Who she is exactly, I won't say. You might not want to know. Suffice it to say that she isn't on my friend's list and wouldn't be anyone you'd be likely to guess. Anyway, you'd think I'd be flattered. It's probably the sexiest compliment I've ever received, and was ( Read more... )

I give up.

The public sucks, fuck hope. - George CarlinAs soon as I get my spaceship fixed, my UFO cult and I are gonna blow this Terran taco-stand to kingdom come. You guys wanna inherit the Earth? Fine. It's all yours. Enjoy the molten rock... bastards ( Read more... )

Okay, real or not, this made me want to cry. This is the final entry of Hunter S. Thompson, or a brilliant fake.

You be the judge.

"I was Deep Throat, and Watergate was my Great Work."

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