( Why do you always lie about Lucius Malfoy? )

( The entire group of them caved to Voldemort's demands. )

( I made you what you are; you could at least be more grateful. )

( I am disappointed, Severus. )

Part One

( When is that going to wear off? )

( I don't know why you insisted I wear the blasted corset. )

( Perhaps you could come look at this and tell me what you think. )

( Severus Snape, meet Harry Potter. )

((Whew, sorry for the lack of posting lately! LJ dramaz has been affecting everyone. We now return you to your (slightly) regularly scheduled programming.))

( Give me the Defense post. If I die, then I won't have to do this any longer, and if I just go insane, then at least I'll get a nice padded room in St Mungo's and perhaps I'll get to spend the rest of my days happily thinking I'm some sort of small cephalopod. )

( They put up with each other for one entire year. Which one gets the medal? )