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LETTERS ADDRESSED TO THE TARDIS
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GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.
EVERYONE AROUND HERE WEARS SUCH UNFLATTERING CLOTHING. AND BY "WEARS UNFLATTERING CLOTHING," I MOSTLY MEAN WEARS CLOTHING. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
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CATS ARE COOL! C'MON! THEY'RE CUTE, AND REALLY INTELLIGENT. I HAD LIKE 10 CATS IN MY WALLS FOR DAYS...
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IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. IN OTHER WORDS, DANCE PARTY. I KNOW I'VE GOT THE MOVES, BUT DO YOU? -
DEAR BRYAN FERRY,
SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN A WHILE, BRYAN, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I'VE LANDED ( Read more... ) -
I'M LEARNING AMAZING MOVES FROM THIS GUY
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?
I WAS JUST LEARNING AMAZING MOVES FROM THAT GREEN GUY, THE BOAT GOT ON FIRE AND NOW I'M... WHERE AM I? THIS IS NOT THE PUB!
AND I THINK I HAVE FEVER, SHIT! I GOT BURNED!
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ANYONE FOR HOT COCOA AND A CHAT? I MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, OR WHY WE'RE ALL HERE, OR WHY NO ONE CAN STOP SHOUTING, BUT I DO KNOW THAT TINNED COCOA IS GOOD FOR A SORE THROAT AND THE DOCTOR'S LEFT HIS BUNSEN BURNER UNATTENDED AGAIN. -
IDLE HANDS....
...AND SOMETHING ABOUT THE DEVIL. AND I'M SURE THESE THINGS CAME FROM THE DEVIL ( Read more... ) -
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WHERE AM I
WHAT AM I DOING HERE
IS THIS ANOTHER OF THAT BLOODY DENT'S TRICKS? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I'LL FIND YOU!
I'LL FIND YOU AND I'LL KILL YOU A BILLION TIMES JUST LIKE YOU KILLED ME A BILLION TIMES, EVEN IF IT TAKES EVERY LEAF I HAVE TO SAW THROUGH YOUR JUGULAR
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HAS ANYONE SEEN A BOY NAMED HARRY POTTER? GLASSES, MESSY BLACK HAIR, SAVED THE WIZARDING WORLD FROM THE DARK LORD, BLAH BLAH BLAH?
NO?
IF HE'S LEFT ME AGAIN FOR MY OWN GOOD, I'M DUMPING HIS ASS, EPILOGUE BE DAMNED.
HI I'M GINNY. I'M 17 AND I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND. ANY OFFERS?