FRIENDS ALMOST ENTIRELY

Not really in fandom anymore. Mostly pointless bitching about life. Fics and other crazy shenanigans will remain unlocked.

In case anyone is interested, here is 6,500 words of Criminal Minds fic that I wrote about Reid having a baby with a serial killer ( Read more... )

10 years ago today I posted my first Alex/Lorelai fic.

Time's a goon, right?

For once in about FIVE years I've actually written enough fic to do this meme:

Total number of completed stories: For ease of calculation, I'm going to ignore all the little ficlets I wrote for memes (not that there were many), and I'm going to count the whole Cookie Fic, even though I wrote the first half in 2011, so basically, I am having a very ( Read more... )

Stolen from havocthecat* Make a post (public, friends/access locked, filtered, whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I ( Read more... )

Because I need something to cheer me up and I'm a whore for flattery:-

holiday love meme 2012
my thread here

Can I just say one thing?

THANK GOD THE ELECTION IS OVER AND REASON PREVAILED AND WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE GO BACK TO WRITING PORN.

Because I am sleepy and bored today:

So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious but you have no idea about, or something obscure you just have to know. Ask ( Read more... )

An interesting sociological experiment I jacked from threeguesses.

I'm sure I have a reputation somewhere in fandom, so... what is it?

Also, happy Halloween! I discovered today that Australian-made Snickers bars taste different from the North American ones. And here is a baby dressed like sushi:


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BAAAAAAAAAAH. I am trapped in an 8-hour CPD course on Commercial Drafting because I need the requisite 15 points a year, and the person teaching it was my Commercial Law professor whose exam I nearly failed. You know what, bitchface? THERE'S NO EXAM FOR THIS COURSE AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION. Especially since I am not a commercial ( Read more... )

mayireadtoday suggested that I do a live commentary with drummer_jew2002 for the premiere of Made in Jersey, which is a truly fucking shitawful CBS show in which Stephanie March plays a snarky blonde lawyer. Thank fucking god she dropped out of the show, because even my intense and undying adoration of her cannot make me watch another episode of this dreck.

( The Jew puts it succinctly: I've seen more creativity in my toilet after eating corn. )