Aww. Don't get dead. It's boring there. Go to Timultyland instead. There's lines like in Mandos, but the ride at the end is a lot better and there's souveniers.
Not your house! My house! My house is blown up! The pets and Glorfie's hat and the babies are safe! But the house is GONE! GONE! The whole thing! Everything in it! Except for the stupid fucking couch I hated!
Death wish, mom? Yeah? Come on over we can die together! I still have sticks of dynamite I had taped to my leg! Come! Let's explode!
*HUGS* Oh Eru... =( =( =( If you want and if the masses haven't already offered you, come stay with me until you get everything back together again. What the hell did you do to the house anyway?
first thing i thought of *shrug* i'd never blow you up and hopefully vice versa.
Mom. I'm not going to stay in anyone else's house after this. I'm not even going to stay in a hotel, I'm just going to sit outside for the rest of my life. Besides I should start rebuilding and stuff. Rivendell needed a new color scheme anyway.
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I'm going to cry....
Of course not, mom, I'd never blow you up, I was planning on giving you a dud.
Right. How do YOU plan to rebuild it? Sweet eru, this is a mess. I have to go call a construction company. Make yourself useful and... sweep something.
Well, um, I can build things. I know I'm dumb and as other people put 'very, very gay' but I am capable of building things. I've done it before, I've built some shit in Lorien when I was married to another you... but, yeah, ok...got'cha.
*drives up in a taxi, hurriedly tosses random bills at the driver and jumps out of the back seat* Jesus fucking Christ, are you okay?Are the kids okay?What happened?!I got a call at the studio they said there had been a fire or something fucking vague bastards didn't say if anyone had been hurt or the extent of it or anything and GOD I nearly had a fucking heart attack are you sure you're okay?Where are the twins?How did it happen?jlsdjfklsdfjkladsfblsdkfjklasdfa I need a drink.
.......... *deep breath* .... *lets go of you, walks over to the edge of the wreckage, nudges a charred piece of lumber with the toe of one boot*
*laugh* Fuck, Cel, you blew up the Last Homely House.
Right. You want to compound this mess by leaving me? I don't think so. And if you don't stop asking people to kill you, I swear to god I'll lock you up in a room without alcohol or nicotine for a WEEK.
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I don't know where Glorfie is...
Please, don't...don't ask yet...I'm not done mentally kicking my own ass.
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But he could be in Iceland again, I don't know. For a good remainer of the morning I locked myself in the bathroom and refused to come out.
I was having episodes...bad ones...ones of a big fat.....*twitches*
A big fat....*twitches*
...th....the...big fat...*twitches*
THEFATFUCKTHATMADEMEHISBITCH!
*readies inhaler*
So, I don't know.
How am I going to clean all this up?
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It's a good thing I was at the zoo. I usually get blamed when things like this happen.
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O_o
*laughs*
Um, I wouldn't have blamed you...it was....well, it was my fault.
O_O
I'm going to fucking die.
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Aww. Don't get dead. It's boring there. Go to Timultyland instead. There's lines like in Mandos, but the ride at the end is a lot better and there's souveniers.
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Not your house! My house! My house is blown up! The pets and Glorfie's hat and the babies are safe! But the house is GONE! GONE! The whole thing! Everything in it! Except for the stupid fucking couch I hated!
Death wish, mom? Yeah? Come on over we can die together! I still have sticks of dynamite I had taped to my leg! Come! Let's explode!
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first thing i thought of *shrug* i'd never blow you up and hopefully vice versa.
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I'm going to cry....
Of course not, mom, I'd never blow you up, I was planning on giving you a dud.
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................ :screams and turns four shades of green:
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Look, I'm sorry. I'll rebuild it. It was my fault, I'm sorry I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry! I'll take care of it, really, I'm sorry :(
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Well, um, I can build things. I know I'm dumb and as other people put 'very, very gay' but I am capable of building things. I've done it before, I've built some shit in Lorien when I was married to another you... but, yeah, ok...got'cha.
*starts sweeping*
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.......... *deep breath* .... *lets go of you, walks over to the edge of the wreckage, nudges a charred piece of lumber with the toe of one boot*
*laugh* Fuck, Cel, you blew up the Last Homely House.
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I didn't mean to, I swear Glorfie, I didn't know...um, I'll rebuild it. I'm really really sorry!!
Yeah, I'll um...rebuild it and leave. I'm sorry :(
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Right. You want to compound this mess by leaving me? I don't think so. And if you don't stop asking people to kill you, I swear to god I'll lock you up in a room without alcohol or nicotine for a WEEK.
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Well I...I..just...I didn't...I don't know what the hell I'm saying. I don't want to leave you, I just didn't know what else to say :(
I can live without alcohol. The nicotine thing is just evil.
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