There goes another mother.

Fucking wonderful.

Goodbye, mom. I hope you get so fucking bored and miserable that'll you go absolutely insane and want to fucking come back have a nice time and I'll miss you.

Alot.

I'm going to clean now.

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Hi.

Well, um, since my father isn't that bad of a dad I guess I should get him something. Despite his frequent attempts to humiliate me in public and scaring the shit out of me for his entertainment, he's pretty decent. So, here Dad, I know how much you like to booze it up:


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......... :(

But..I....

I don't hate you!!!! Glorfie hates you! You were my favorite pet!!!!! No matter what other goblin I let in our home none were as fucking psychoitc, demonic, and as homicidal special as you!!

:(

I just said those things because I was upset.

Damnit, damnit, damnit, guilt trip...going to bang head in mirror again....

Hotels, such nice lovely places. With air conditioning, cable TV and occassionally a pool or hot tub. Yes, hotels, with the HUGE fucking windows that get dirty easily. With the fucking carpeting NOT matching the curtains. Hotels with really bad paintings on the wall, ho-fucking-tels with the cheap soap that makes me break out in hives >_But I won't ( Read more... )

>_< Fucking child virus.

That just reminded me how fucking freaky my childhood was. The house smelling like the inside of a bottle of scotch, my nice little room under the desk, my toys of broken bottles, and Dad's little shrine to Mom. Of course the old man was drinking as usual, not surprising in the least ( Read more... )

Erm......

*notices stange elf dude gawking at him.*

*blinks*

*blinks again*

My Daddy sold me again didn't he? Or did he forget me again?

...........

*sighs after getting no response, walks over to the window*

Whoa...cool, look how high this is! I can't even see the ground!!!

*leans against window, stand on tip toe*

My mother suggested I ask for help with the rebuilding of Rivendell. She, um, doesn't think I could/should do it by myself even though that would be a suitable punishment I guess. I'm really really really really sorry and I know I do a lot of stupid things that annoy you but I didn't mean to and I'm capable of rebuilding it myself ( Read more... )

Um......

I blew up the house.

Shit.