Another BIG update!!
Last times with the Yarns
1. Scuba: [
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2. Wisteria [
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Ebony: WAAHHHH!!!!
um ... Wisteria? ... Chandler? Your baby is crying! And stinky!
Ebony: WAHHH!!
She does eventually get changed, after crying for a looong time.
But it never stops with one diaper change, does it?
Ebony: WAAAHHHHH!
oooh, nice job Chandler!
Ebony: *loves*
Chandler: ... now what do I do?
And it's not long before Wisteria and Chandler decide to ... get all pixel-y again!
Chandler: You know what I could use right now? A nice bowl of chili.
Wisteria: Mmmm, being all happy and pixel-y makes me really hungry too!
Wisteria: oooh, my stomach! Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that chili? Or could it be ...?
(it could, I just don't have a picture of the tummy pop. You'll live without it I thinks.)
Wisteria continues working toward her goal of Knowing Everything. She spends a lot of time reading and not a lot of time bonding with poor baby Ebony.
Wisteria: oooh, I'm just so hungry!!
(and not a lot of time eating either, apparently.)
Wisteria: FOOOOOD!! AHHHH!!!
Wisteria: Oh, hi Chandler. What are you doing?
Chandler: It's Ebony's birthday, didn't you remember? *tosses baby in air*
Chandler: *smiles at toddler Ebony*
Way to be all celebratory for daughter, guys. Way to go.
Chandler: So honey, I've been thinking ... I don't really like my job anymore. It's such a long commute to make everyday and the work is just so, boring.
Chandler: What would be really fun? FISHING!
Wisteria: Oh really?
Wisteria: If that's what you want to do. *shrugs*
Wisteria: But won't you miss all those ballots and votes and bills?
Chandler: No?
Wisteria: Oh, because I thought those were so interesting. Much more interesting than fish.
Ebony cuteness :D
But do not forget that she can scream!
And for a long time.
Poor baby. Too bad she never figured out how to climb out!
Ebony never did get much attention, screaming in the crib or wailing on the floor. Wisteria and Chandler were so busy with their own pursuits they rarely noticed her.
But after a while Chandler seemed to catch on. He did this autonomously!
Wisteria: Shooflee?!
Yes?
Oh! I think we're going to have a baby!
Wisteria: *feels like bursting*
It's a boy! Welcome Ash Yarn!
Also with cute alien eyes :D And also with brown hair.
Chandler: Wooo! Baby!! *cheers*
Wisteria: *makes bed*
Ash: *wonders why he's on the floor*
Having a baby and a toddler and no income is hard on Wisteria and Chandler - especially Chandler. He resigned his position as an Assemblyman, but his dream job has still not appeared. Instead they're grouchy.
Wisteria continues the pursiut of Knowing Everything. I think this picture was to mark when she maximized the Mechanical skill. It's very useful - she can fix any leaky bathtub or broken appliance, no need to call the repairman!
Ebony continues her efforts for a clean bum, a bottle, and attention.
Ebony: *gasp* What am I doing up here?!
Ebony: Am I walking?! I'm walking! No one even taught me! LOOK AT ME!!
*falls on bum*
You're right dear, no one ever taught you that. Yay game glitchy.
The ghost of Scuba makes his first appearance, haunting the spot where he died.
Wisteria: Ahh! My daughter is growing up!
Ebony: *grows up badly*
Wisteria does manage to take care of Ash. A bottle, a diaper change, back to bed. Repeat.
And Chandler found his job! Wisteria sees him off in the wee hours of the morning.
Ebony got scared by the ghost of Scuba. It was not a good experience.
Yay Chandler! Way to get a promotion and be "excited" about it!!!
And here's Ebony. All dressed up and headed off for her first day of school.
Chandler wins the helpful parent award. He autonomously helped both kidlets with their toddler birthdays! Yay Chandler!
Toddler Ash. He has the same alien eyes and brown hair as Ebony, but their noses are different. And if you look closely you'll notice one more thing ... Ash has the pointy ears!!
Ebony: Aaarrghhhhh! I'm so UNHAPPY!!
Ebony: *kicks bathtub*
Ebony: OW! that hurt :(
Meanwhile ... Ash seems to be developing a rather fond relationship with his mother, something Ebony is really lacking.
Wisteria: Oooh! My smart boy! I love teaching you things!
But he can be grumpy too! *squeezes chubby cheeks*
Ebony: *growls*
Ebony: I can't stand it! This bathroom is way too purple!
And thank goodness for leftovers. Wisteria and Chandler don't quite have the family dinner thing figured out.
Ash: I luvs my mommy.
Wisteria and Ash: *best friends*
Me: What?! Ebony isn't even friends with her parents, let alone best friends! Wisteria, you little stinker! Stop playing favorites with the pointy ears!
Wisteria: *continues playing favorites*
Wisteria: *lectures* Now see here young lady. You need to stop all that screaming and flailing! How are we supposed to sleep or study with that racket going on?!
So the next morning Ebony wakes up and decides to dance instead! Socially appropriate "screaming and flailing"!
But she looks so much happier, doesn't she?
Despite Wisteria's apparent favoritism (and having only 2-3 nice points each), Ebony isn't mean to her brother! They're not best friends or anything, but they get along well. Ash adores her :)
oops, we missed the bed.
CUTE TODDLER SPAM!
/spam
Ebony: *GRRRR* I wish I could just grow UP!
Oooh, kicking your mother's not going to help Ebony!
Wisteria: Here you go, my darling boy! A special bath just for you :D
Wisteria: *scrubs gently*
And Ash grows up without much notice of anyone. He even manages to grow up well, unlike his sister did. I wonder why? *coughWISTERIAcough*
Next time: the kids fight homework, Wisteria earns hobby plaques, Chandler gets promotions, and MORE! Stay tuned :D
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