november: thirty days of stupid
[mon 30]
+ Checked in on Dee
+ Bodyswitched!Kuzco, and getting rid of eyelashes with hedge-clippers.
+ Met Kuwabara, who attracts monkeys. Also, learned of landsharks from Fighter.
+ SPEAKING OF LANDSHARKS, Bailey (and Emilio) was eaten by one. But the shark was sortof pleasant otherwise, so...hmm. Any other not!freaking out is more inspired by Bailey being shaken up than any actual consumption-by-shark, which may actually happen in Pokemon canon. Um.
[tues 31]
+ Speed can't pee.
[wed 01]
+ Halloween Carnival!
Failed the evil test (gained vitamins!), defended Harley from batpervs, cursed kissing fortune D:, failing at Lupin's questions (uh dropped sorry blarg work)
+ Later, met Sai, and he gets a fortune about hot pants.
+ Poked his head into Dee's bullshit post
+ Birthday post!
Spammed with Sena, gave Ari cake, snacks for Molly, and pagestretching with Sis~ Gonna make a juice bar/dance club maybe. Or a picnic! Or not.
[sat 04]
+ DRIVEBY KOREA COMMENT for Benio (must support him in his quest for a child!!!)
[tues 07]
+ Met Hulkling, king of Skrulfs, and Emilio. Got a new name, Gonzalez, Spanish servant boy.
[wed 08]
+ Annoys Doumeki (he needs pointy green shoes)
+ Baby!Ami socute
+ Confirmed that mosaic was not proper fashion, and hit on the respective members of the fashion club. Then he found that the sample pants--incidentally, very similar to Brock's-- were deemed "hideous" by Cher, and he determined he should remove them. Cher did not agree.
+ He decided to get a second opinion on pants (gah I posted I never post)
(NEW CHALLENGERS: Rosette (Misty as a hot nun wrry), Fllay (harsh truth v.v), Alice (h-hot but she kicked my ass :o:), Sanji (fellow chef!), Pratty (fooood~), Youji (GRR ANNOYING SKITTY BOY MUST CAPTURE), Oliver (pantsless AND can fly), Nokoru (someday he'll grow up and 'get' nudity))
+ Also talked Star Wars and thinking positive (or not at all) with Cher
[thurs 09]
+ Human flavor with Cielo
+ Stupid at Lupin's bathing suit
[fri 10]
+ Strippers wanted...He would've stripped for Gojyo and Ikkaku if they'd asked >.> He never got the birthday bit, but was encouraging anyway?
+ Jeff could make a love gun :O SHOOT IT WITH IMPUNITY FIRE AT WILL
Also, defended love from Anita! :O (Called me creepy...;o;)
+ Neji denies it, but he is pregnant. With an egg. Because he's a pokemon.
+ o hay Bailey's back. Uncomfortable~~ Also, death confirmation ha ha glossing over that yah (yeaaah, he probably should not be this socially retarded, but...(haha, so much thread, so little saying "I missed you"))
+ Back to the stupid, Yzak should join fashion club because he's got nice legs.
[sat 11]
+ Waxing poetic on Potamos' hair. (Uhh, is she jailbait? She makes him her puppyslave anyway.)
+ Not!Vampire Simon. They bond over being side-characters.
+ Met Zexion
+ Eggbaby with Stan...but things do not go smoothly. he refuses Brock's dress ;o; a-also:
Ros: Clearly, you needed the love of a better woman than me. I hope you and Brock will be very happy together, Stanley.
Stan: ... What the hell kind of purposeful misconception is that!? You portly pink twit!
Ros: Idiot imbecile fake evil being, you always did have a thing for nubile young men!
Stan: I have no such thing; that isn't my preference at all!
Ros: Your mouth says no, but your track record say yes, yes, yes!
+ Dearka cocked their baby!?!?!?!?!
+ Bothering Benio
+ Met Sis and Mizuki Jr. Playdate later~
[sun 12]
+ God's egg's houseparty
+ Raising eggs with Tolle
+ Mimiru and the internets
+ Cooed at Emilio's egg. Also poked at Yzak for being a bad mother, and gave him a hug to help with his rage.
+ Snake and Otacon's egg (soboxy)
+ Checking in on Mr. Zuka...but seems there's problems in the home! The deadbeat dad appears! Hopefully Setsuna can open up Benio's heart to men (or at least get a decent miniskirt)
+ MY BABY'S A SHADOW DDD: but it knows an attack already sosmart Sis decided to reschedule the playdate.
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[mon 13]
+ Hiromi, lakes and cookies
+ Promised Cal anything~♥ dammit will find link later
+ Poking Skitty-kid (and forgot meeting Natsuo before oops) and arranged to have a battle later (sortof)
+ talking eggs with Ahiru, but failed at pimping family to Peter
[tues 14]
+ Thor would be a good mommy
+ Checking in on Kuno
+ Tomo v. Nakatsu jello wrestling. (Go Sis!) Learned Miss Rey is family now, and cheered Stacy~ on her jello wrestling career~
[weds 15]
+ FILIF IS A POKEMON Also saw Sis,who tried to keep him from Emilio's clutches, and Oscar, who took Lupin's virginity as a woman.
[thurs 16]
+ Riding (and grilling) Oliver
[fri 17]
+ Mr. Zuka wants off with our heads (the important ones this time!)
+ Hurr hurr Anko
+ Ash, eggs, and monocles
+ Bulma's eggbaby interviews
[sat 18]
+ Jax merged with a chicken.
+ Popped into the Bachelor Party. Hi to the man of honor, and bugged Benio as well.
+ Dee cannot tell the difference between potato flakes and real potatoes DDD: THIS IS A JOB FOR CHEFMANS~ Also discussed food from sky with Oliver and teaching him how to potato.
+ Hit on Yuma but found she and Saya are spoken for. But got a boobsquish!
+ Kodachi wanted him to give his suit to Mr. Moobs for the wedding! Boo to that. :(
[sun 19]
WEDDING
-- Cake with Sanji--he's to teach pirate cooking
-- Congratulating the bride
-- commisserating with Dee over scary girls fighting for the bouquet, then explaining/chatting with Ahiru (socute want to olderbro).
-- Tried getting Yzak to dance, chatted up Miri and chatted with Pratty and Anita, and learned of Tolle x Miriallia (darn). Was supportive at Rey.
+ Tomo dressed as a girl; later, danced with her. Considered the nature of girl!Tomo with Ash.
-- Garter throwing, aka Filif and Hatsuharu should breed into some new superpokemon. Also discussed the logistics of this with Chizuru and Impulse.
+ Leonids! Bonding and evil cats with Sis, and school chats with Oliver
[thurs 23]
+ Luna's dad is hot. Arguing bikinis with Ros
+ talked non-shocked and outragedness with Cher and discussed Voldemort and alphabets with Oliver.
+ Shuichi and DONG, Nakatsu and Ku-neko, fetish evolutions with Tomo, and Sano's ninjaness
+ Crazy people with Pratty
+ Promised self to Nami (arg dropped ;o;)
[fri 24]
+ spammed it up in the icon post (until dropping and going to lunch and ahaha work)
[sat 25]
+ Killing Potamos (oops) and comforted by Ami
+ Cookies for slavery! Became IlPalazzo's creme brulee man, and gonna make pies and trifles with Oliver.
+ My baby hatched~~ This involved arguing with Stan, becoming almost-woobie with Youji, learning to fight for self with Ros and bonding with other folks~
[sun 26]
CAMPFIRE
-- met Haruhi
-- taught Oliver and Rey how to handle their meat
-- Stacy thinks I'm a gentleman~~
+ Teh Ghey has been added to Kuno's pokedex
+ the Sena on the roof
+ Itachi's ninja my little pokemoniness REVEALED
+ Sis wants demon horses
[wed 29]
+ First encounter with mistletoe! Was kept far from Cher, but got a kiss from Stacy~ (also, glomped by the Gillydoll)
[thurs 30]
+ Mimiru on common sense (or lack thereof)
+ Usagi and mistletoe but dammit boyfriend. Together, we'll fight crime.
+ Anita freaked out at the kiss and kicked Brock's ass. :3
+ Sis shows up and they decide to give out Christmas cheer. (Finally gotta make Umeda that cake!)
[fri 1 dec]
+ Coffee, tea, or Mr. Zuka~
+ stalking Sis as he chats with Oliver (who is unchanged by camp cures...)
[sat 2]
+ Hayner and virii
+ Catbusses with Chidori
+ I AM UNDERWEAR LAD bra boy apps tba
+ Freeing JellEmilio
[sun 3]
+ WE ARE THE MEN IN BLACK
+ Bailey and talents
+ Secret Santa signup
+ Met Asuna
+ Yoshitaka is Batman
+ Mr. Zuka and bad thoughts
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