Ah at last. A week away for the now weak and needy Evennett. I’d spent the previous week on the run up with a gnawing migraine that turned into a cold that turned into kidney failure, a tumour and The AIDS. I needed a 300 mile gap between me and work. I diverted my phone to the work helpline, turned on Office Assistant, turned off the electricity ( Read more... )

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Note the little lie below. How did she think I'd not notice that she's lost the addresses of myself and 2 colleagues? I'll post any further correspondence although I think she'll just be digging a bigger hole for herself.

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From: Paul Evennett
Sent: 01 September 2006 14:22
To: D**** W******
Subject: RE: ( Read more... )

I’m a week and a half from a holiday and I’m screaming for it. I have no drive, no oomph. I’m not a self starter anymore, I don’t work well either as part of a team or as an individual. I fall out of bed and fall through an easy days work, head first into an early finish. I really can’t complain about my job, it’s easy. The management don’t slap me ( Read more... )

Where do socks go?

Why did I jump the train to Harlow just to power drink a G and T before hitching a cab back to Sawbo?

Why did we (a gaggle of drunken lad types) try to get into a respectable wine bar?

Why did we stand in a circle with our trousers round our ankles in a noisy shithole local and carry on with normal conversations?

Why did we form a naked phalanx to ( Read more... )

Have you ever woken up pissed in a hotel room with an hour or so to pull yourself together before work, struggled to pull your pants out of your bag only to finally yank out two pairs, watched as one pair arced through the air straight out of the open window and disappear out of sight? Have you ever poked your head out of the open window to find ( Read more... )

I was woken up this morning by the phone.

Phone monkey: Good morning is that Mr Evennett
Me: (Awake for five seconds and VHO) Yes
Phone monkey: I’m calling from The Halifax Mr Evennett. Do you currently have any accidental injury insurance?
Me: Nope but I’m not really interested
Phone monkey: May I ask why you’re not interested?
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I shaved my armpits yesterday. I guess it was that sort of weekend.

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