"And I have to get on that talking to him thing. And you have to get on talking to Madsen. Just. Talking."

Tch. Arianna doesn't think I can just talk to Madsen. That's crazy talk. Crazy talk!

... alright, maybe not. At this point, if I were to go talk to him in person, I probably wouldn't be able to just talk to him. That's not my fault! It's his ( Read more... )

Sam would try to turn the tables and make me feel guilty for being mad at him, he just would. Stupid pathological liar who I happen to love. I was planning on ignoring him until he left, now I want to play nice for a while. We can deal with everything when he gets home, can't we? Next week I'll have more time with him to be pissy about it ( Read more... )

Just call me Arianna Howel : Private Investigator.

Because that is so much cooler than Arianna Howell : Crazy Stalker From HellDenial really is a better thing to use when you don't want to lose your nerve about conning someone into giving you Dan's current class and when he was getting out. And I felt so spiffy in my favorite sunglasses and jeans ( Read more... )

For who ( Read more... )

In less than twenty four hours, my boyfriend is going to be on a plane headed for a one week stay at tropical paradise, with a bunch of women who aren't me. I'm still not anything remotely approaching okay with that, but neither is he. I think somehow, we found a way to balance the scales on our jealousy. More him than me, but if I'm going to be up ( Read more... )

I think Sam is under the impression that I'm unable to properly take care of a child on my own. I wouldn't mind that so much if the child in question wasn't my own daughter. My schedule is tough, a lot of the time I don't have any choice but to let Sam play Super!Dad. He loves it, and I have the peace of mind of knowing that Julia is with her ( Read more... )

This. This whole thing. This being here to apologize to freakin' Jake over a God damn guilty conscience. And it's not like Carly's on my case to apologize, so I'm doing this of my free will. And it's JakeWhere'd I leave my sanity again? I'm starting to miss it more and more ( Read more... )

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have left ( Read more... )

First, there was nothing but sleep.

Then... there was pain.

Ow.

I mean seriously. Bloody ow. Stupid evil irritating painful ow with an extra bit of 'what did I do to deserve this?' on the side. I am in so much pain, I'm going to roll out of bed and just ( Read more... )

...You know your night went really wrong when you wake up in the guest bedroom with your pajamas on inside out ( Read more... )