Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 1.6
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When we last left the Iridescence's, both Passion and Hank aged up into elders. You would think things would be smooth sailing for them now that they're into their golden years, but Passion ended up getting abducted (again), and Hank spent most of his time bitching over the fact that Energy didn't turn out the way he was expecting - mainly because she was interested in Karim, who he's not fond of. Meanwhile, Autumn and her boyfriend Devon got into a big fight, which has made her wonder if she could find happiness in her friend Coy instead.
We start 1.6 at Autumn's graduation, as she had just aged into an adult.
Look at how cute she looks in her graduation robes! She was voted Most Likely To Be A Millionaire by her classmates, which lolololol whut? Pretty sure that ain't happening unless she marries a rich dude, haha.
Teri was there, and it turns out she's not Energy's biggest fan. Apparently she had been dating Karim right before Energy and now she hates her with a fiery passion of a thousand suns.
Teri: THIS GIRL, SHE FILLS ME WITH SUCH RAGE. I SHOULD TWIST OFF HER HEAD AND THROW IT IN A BLACK RIVER OF DESPAIR THAT AKIN TO MY LOVELESS HEART.
Energy: You want to fight me? Go on, do it; my muscles are like fucking semi trucks and they're about ready to run down your bad attitude, bitch!
This will end well -__-
After the ceremony, the rest of the family reflected on Autumn's accomplishments.
Hank: Wow, I can't believe Autumn actually graduated. I was expecting her to repeat the twelfth grade for at least another five years.
Passion: UGH, WHY AM I STILL SO DISPLEASED WITH EVERYTHING AROUND ME?!
Okay, so most of them reflected on Autumn's accomplishments, lol.
Energy: I'M NOT CRYING, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
Oh bby, you're so cute! :D Although I'm a little surprised, since you don't have the overemotional trait, lol. But hey.
Becoming an adult gave Autumn a lot to think about regarding to her love life, so the next day she called up Devon so that they could talk about their future.
Autumn: Okay, so here's the thing. When two people are together, the male person of said couple is supposed to worship the ground the female walks on.
Devon: I really don't think that's how it's supposed to work, actually...
Autumn: Of course it is. Anyway, so obviously we're going in different directions. I'm over here in this place where I need love and you're over here in this place where you're a soulless bastard.
Devon: Hey, I'm not a--!
Autumn: No, I don't want to hear it! You had your chance; you could have treated me like a queen but instead you treated me like a regular human being and I'm sorry but that is not acceptable!
Devon: But my father always told me not to let women walk all over me like mom did to him...
Autumn: Don't get all sad!puppy eyes on me, it's over! Also, this is probably why your parents are divorced, JUST SAYING.
Devon: You know, you're just mean! You're a mean lady, Autumn Iridescence... JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!
OH NO HE DIDN'T.
On a happier note, look at the puppy Energy got! fhgdshfjkds HE'S SO CUTE <3 His name is Dalek.
However, her athleticism still wasn't going the way she'd planned. Energy meant to be super flexible and coordinated by now, yet it seemed her body was having a tough time being whipped into shape.
Energy: I WILL DEFEAT YOU, CHIN UP BAR; EVEN THOUGH THAT FALL NEARLY BROKE MY PELVIC BONE. OW... :/
She's trying though.
Meanwhile, Autumn realized that she needed to start making money somehow, so she joined the painter career. She uh, still isn't that good yet. But I have high mediocre hopes for her!
Autumn: What are you talking about? This is great! My artistic vision is probably something only dogs can see though, or... whatever. They have like a sixth sense for that sort of thing, right?
Riiight. You keep telling yourself that, dear.
The next day, Energy called up Karim to ask him on a date.
Energy: Hey, sorry about my Dad calling you a woman and everything; the doctors are still trying to figure out what's wrong with him. We're thinking massive brain trauma, but until the day comes where I beat him over the head with a baseball bat, it could go either way. Anyway, I was thinking we could maybe meet up tonight?
He accepted ^_^
Karim: I'm really glad you asked me out. Ever since the first time you talked about wanting to be an acrobat, I couldn't stop thinking about how amazing it would be to sleep with you.
Energy: Tehehe, omg stoooop. You're so bad!
Karim: Nah, I'm just that good. But you know what? I think I'd be even better if I had a woman like you by my side. Whatdaya say?
Energy: I... I would love that, actually.
fhjdskfhd I can't with these two. They're so cuuuuute!
Eep! Looks like Mr. Gnome gained a friend! Does anyone know if they can reproduce, or do you need two of the regular ones to do that? Either way though, the collection has begun! :D
Meanwhile, that very same night...
Coy: I'm so glad you called. I've been head over heels in love with you since I first saw you, my Queen. You make me feel things that I've only read about in story books.
Autumn: See, you're the kind of man I need. So kiss me, you fool; before I change my mind!
Coy: Of course, my beautiful sunflower!
Honestly I don't know how healthy this is, but as long as they both seem happy, lol.
Autumn: So, I was thinking, instead of just being my boyfriend...
Autumn: Maybe we could take it one step further? I mean, I'm not getting any younger here.
Coy: Omg, are you serious?!?!?!
Coy: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
Autumn: Yes, yes; I know.
Love must be in that air that night, because even Passion and Hank got a little romantic alone time. Sort of...
Passion: This is nice, Hank. But do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?
Hank: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure it's because of that guy over there with the camera.
Passion: Oh, right. What did he want again; a threesome?
Hank: No, just to take pictures of us for his porn site for the elderly.
Passion: Ah, okay.
Ew.
OMG HER BACHELORETTE OUTFIT THOUGH. WHUT.
Holy crap, who knocked up the crazy bitch?!
Whoa, wait; do they get a stripper?!
Energy: Heyyyy good lookin'!
Unfortunately I didn't get to find out, as once the dude walked in, he walked straight into the kitchen and then disappeared o.O God damn you, glitchy game! I wanted to see if he would dance! :[
Instead, all I got was fighting.
Teri: YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE AN EGGPLANT AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I HATE EGGPLANTS AND THEREFOR I HATE YOU.
Energy: What kind of crack have you been smoking? Will you just get out of my house and out of my life? I don't know why my sister even invited you; you're fucking INSANE.
Hank: Hey, hey... look what I got!
Passion: Do you see my face? This is a face of someone who is unamused, and I swear to god, Hank, if you--
Passion: Ha ha ha... I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, PEASANT.
Kaylynn: Alright everyone, listen up! So as Autumn didn't want Teri to do the speech because, well, she's a nutjob... and even though I've only known her for about thirty seconds in total, I just wanted to say... uh, I don't know... I guess that I wish her and Corey--
Autumn: Coy.
Kaylynn: Same difference. Anyway, I wish them lots of happiness and blah blah blah... you guys know the drill. SO YAY, LET'S GET DRUNK AND NAKED NOW!
Autumn: Uh...
Kaylynn: NEKKID TIME!
Yeahhhh... idk why that happened, but I'm not complaining :P
Teri: Your love makes me feel warm like a oven, so stick a fork in me, sexy; I'M DONE.
Passion: Dafuq did you just say?
Hank: Uh... that's sweet and all, but I'm married. Besides, it already looks like someone stuck their 'fork' in you.
Teri: Idk why the voices in my head keep telling me to do the wrong thing. I'M SO CONFUSED.
Me too, honey. Me too.
The next night, Autumn and Coy finally tied the knot.
Autumn: I'm so happy to finally have a slave husband of my very own!
I don't know if everyone's crying because they're so happy or because they're all soaked to the bone and freezing their asses off, but regardless; it was a beautiful ceremony ^_^
And so... Autumn and Coy drove out of my story, and into the arms of story progression. Let's hope it's kind to them.
In the spirit of awesome timing, the second Autumn and Coy left, Energy aged up! She got the trait rebellious.
Enegry: So wait, with Autumn gone, doesn't that mean...?
Yup! With a vote of seventeen to thirteen, Energy is our heir! :D
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