Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 2.1
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When we last left the Iridescence's, Autumn broke up with Devon and married Coy, then moved out into the big, bad world of story progression. Meanwhile, Energy and Karim made their relationship official before she aged into an adult, becoming our gen two heir!
We start 2.1 with Energy thoroughly embarrassing herself as she begins her journey to becoming a Master Acrobat.
Nice outfit.
Energy: Shut up, you're just jealous of my swag.
Bahaha, yeah I'm sure that's it.
Her performance isn't received so well by her first audience.
Mean People: YOU SUCK, GET A REAL JOB YOU TALENTLESS HACK.
While Energy is out trying to make money/getting verbally abused, I decided I hated their house so I scrapped the whole thing and started over. I'd show you the inside but it's very under-decorated since I spent most of their money on, well, more walls lol. But it's pretty, yes? :D I like this one much better.
Oh honey. I really need to fix your career outfit, lol. That's better than the mime thing, but not by much.
After the daily grind, I sent Energy over to Karim's house to consummate their relationship, since for some reason they hadn't done that yet.
And this awesome glitch happened.
Karim: OMG I NEED TO PEE SO BAD. HERE, BLEND INTO MY BODY; IDK WHAT IT WILL SOLVE BUT HEY.
Energy: ...This is uncomfortable. I think your hand is in my spleen :/
I guess that turned her on though, since after Karim relieved himself she marched right into his bathroom and kissed him autonomously. Aww :]
UGH, YOUR NAKED HAIR THOUGH. WHY.
I really wish stray animals would quit dying on the porch. Every time I hear the grim reaper music I'm just like OH GOD WHICH ONE OF MY SIMS JUST DIED?! -__-
The next day, Energy graduated with highest honors and was voted Most Likely to Become a Sports Star by her classmates.
Karim even came! Aww :] I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Karim: I'm so proud of you. Even though I'm pretty sure you don't need a high school degree to be a bendy goddess, this is still a big accomplishment. Also, you look hot in those robes. Maybe we should go back to mine and you can demonstrate just how flexible you're becoming...?
Energy: That's sweet, but I told my sister I'd meet her in the park. Apparently she has some big news, but later I'll definitely let you lick my rock hard abs. Because seriously, they're like washboard quality now; I can't stop touching myself. It's like a sickness.
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO GIVE YOU: THE UGLIEST SIM I HAVE EVER SEEN. Seriously, dude looks like a dinosaur o.O
Autumn: So, right. I'm pregnant. Again. But this time I'm keeping it!
Energy: EEP! BABY BUMP! Omg, I want one. But not right now because, you know, my rockin' body will be compromised.
Energy: Really though, how are you gonna afford this baby? You're going to have to get way better with painting if you hope to feed and clothe this thing.
Autumn: HEY. My paintings are amazing; I'm like fucking Picasso. Besides, if you must know, money's not an issue.
Bahaha, yeah right.
After Enegry met up with her sister, she got an invite to her friend VJ's party. However, his intentions were not as platonic as she thought.
VJ: Hey, so I was thinking... me and you. Yeah? Cause like, I'm hot shit and stuff. Ya dig?
Enegry: You seriously invited me to a "party" to hit on me? You know I'm with Karim. Also, I find it really creepy that I'm the only one here. Just saying.
VJ: Oh blah blah blah, I'm Energy and I don't appreciate being stalked. BITCH, RECOGNIZE THE FLATTERY HERE.
Enegry: Dude, your eyebrows are blue. Get over yourself, you fashion senseless little doucher. I'm outta here.
So I got this couch from Peggy Zone and it's really pretty except THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS :[
Anyway, I finally stopped with my laziness and fixed Energy's career outfit. Sexy, right? OHH LA LA. Seriously though, her stomach. Ngl, even I wanna lick it lol.
Passion: Uh, hello? Why am I barely in this update? I'M THE FOUNDER.
Yeah but you're gen one. Sorry, babe; your time in the limelight is over. Also, you haven't done a single thing that was interesting. Where's the screaming? I MISS THE SCREAMING.
The next day, Karim called Autumn and asked her to meet him down at the park.
Karim: Babe! I keep hearing all about your acrobatic awesomeness from all my co-workers. You're starting to become like, freaking famous or something! I HAVE THE MOST AWESOME GIRLFRIEND EVER AND I LOVE IT. Damn girl, you sexy.
Enegry: Aww, thank you. You're so sweet!
Energy: But I was thinking...
Energy: How would you like to have the most sexily awesome WIFE ever?
Karim: OMG.
Karim: This is totally not the norm, but I dig it. I mean, hell; I'd be stupid to say no.
Enegry: You really would be, because with my muscle mass I could probably beat you into the ground relatively easily for rejecting me.
Karim: Hot. LET'S GET HITCHED, BABE!
Later that very same day...
Zelda: Hmmm, maybe if I could bend like that then I wouldn't need my husband...
Too. Much. Information.
The gnomes are always in the garden, helping Passion out with her weeding. It's kind of adorable.
WHAT. WHY. NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Energy: Dude, chill out. I got a big show coming up and I'm stressed out; this helps.
God damn you, rebellious trait -__-
Her show went well though ^_^
VJ: WOOHOO, TAKE IT OFF!!
... Okay, it went mostly well. I swear to god that dude stalks her though; he's at every show lol.
So, the next day, I scheduled Energy's wedding party.
...But of course the minute it starts, Passion has to steal the spotlight by dying -__-
Passion: Dafuq am I getting all shiny for...?!
Autumn: MUMMY!!! NUUUU
Energy: OF COURSE SHE WOULD OVERSHADOW MY BIG DAY. OF COURSE.
Passion: NO, COME ON. GIVE ME LIKE ONE MORE WEEK AND I'LL... IDK, PLEASURE YOU OR SOMETHING. HANK WON'T MIND, I'M SURE.
Grim Reaper: It doesn't really work like that, Ma'am. Plus idk if I even have a penis. But hey, I appreciate your interest.
Passion: This blows.
Grim Reaper: Actually it doesn't. HAHA, GET IT? Oh man, I kill myself sometimes.
Regardless of that little interruption, the wedding still went on as planned ^_^ LOOK HOW CUTE.
Aw man, he's so adorable with orange hair! Also he had an oval cut sunstone in his inventory, which sold for 4k! HELL YEAH, DECORATING TIME.
HANK: WHY. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? MY HEART, IT CAN'T BARE IT.
Aww honey! :[
HOLY SHIT THOUGH. HER HAIR. IT'S NORMAL! Idk how that happened but I'm super happy, so yay :] Commence with the baby making, guys!
Energy: But I'm not looking to get pregnant yet--
SHUT UP AND JUST DO AS I SAY.
Dalek: BURN THE WITCH! BURN ITTTTTT!
Yeah, the dog is not Karim's biggest fan -__-
Okay, so you know when I laughed about Autumn ever becoming rich? I WAS SO WRONG. Look at this fucking house! Holy hell, she's living large. I didn't realize how much money Coy had.
Aww, but look at their daughter! Her name is Suzette :] SHE'S SO PRECIOUS <3
OMG, TELL ME THIS IS BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT.
Energy: Shut up, I just had some bad sushi.
Energy: ... Or not.
Energy: Okay, so idk what you're doing with that stick, but I wanted to tell you that I'm pregnant so... yeah.
Energy: OKAY SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Karim: Relax, babe; this will help the baby!
Energy: Wow, I feel really amazing right now!
Karim: Told you.
YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS! BABY GNOME!!!!!! Omg, I can't. It's so cuuuute!
Okay, wow. So this was Autumn's wedding gift to them. It sold for 12k. That's insane.
So I turned into a motorcycle for Energy, since she's wanted one ever since she rolled the rebellious trait.
And then I made Karim donate the rest of it, since I didn't want them to get too rich too quickly. I love that he got a little halo; so cute!
Energy: Dear big sis, thanks for the weird looking statue. We sold it and got a motorcycle instead, since I'm so bad ass and need stuff like that to accent it. HOLLA.
Omg, never say that again.
Energy: I DO WHAT I WANT.
Yeah, yeah.
While his wife was busy being pregnant, Karim went down the Summer Festival to demonstrate his hotdog eating prowess.
Karim: OMG I'M SO HUNGRY.
Dude, you just ate that entire plate! What is wrong with you?
Also, just to be mean:
Energy: OH GOD, OH GOD...! THE BABY!
Yup, that is exactly how I'm ending this chapter :P
The Legacy Continues Here...