The Marrigan Legacy 4.2
Previous Updates:
1.1: Looking for a Spouse
1.2: True Friends
2.1: Babies Galore
2.2: Life is Great
2.3: Always Kiss Me Goodnight
2.4: Dead to Me
2.5: Two of a Kind
2.6: The Bump of Life
3.1: Immature Violence
3.2: Love Never Dies
3.3: Filling the Shoes
3.4: Should I Call a Doctor?
4.1 Working It Out
Spare Updates:
Spare #1: Lance's Family
Downloads:
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Last time on ~Keeping Up With the Marrigans~ Calder got married to Ria, they had twins - a boy named Lyle and a girl named Lucine, Nim, Derrick, and Tess all grew old (you're next, Lance) and I had Nim and Derrick get their own place to make for more room in the main Legacy household. I'll move Nim's grave back to ~The Marrigan Residence~ once she's dead, but for now I like having the extra room. It's easier on my sonofabitch laptop.
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A big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Star! You've been around since update 2.3, and it's now update 4.2.
Tessa: Who's grandma's little ass-kicker? You are!
POP! I didn't even know you were pregnant!
Hey guys, Quill's still randomly inviting himself over just to stare at his girlfriend like an insane serial killer, NBD.
But they're still adorable as ever! I really wish I'd have aged Quill up into a elder when Tessa aged, and moved him in. Maybe when Lance's birthday comes around I'll get the chance, and move him in! He loves to come over, and he practically lives here anyways!
Calder decided that his mother needs to be lectured about PDA.
Calder: Mom, I know you're like 60 years old and pretty much senile, but that doesn't give you permission to walk around the house holding hands with my father. Capeesh?
Tessa: Bitch #1, you came out of MY vagina. If I want to hold hands with my boyfriend/your FATHER I think I'm allowed to. #2 I LIVED HERE FIRST AND YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Birthday time x2!
DRUM ROLLS...
DRUM ROLLS...
Here's Lucine! What a CUTIE! She's an exact replica of her dad, minus the eyes. Holy adorable!
And Lyle! He's definitely got more of his mom in him.
Lucine: Hugs? :D
Lyle: Okay! :D
I just had a look at their stats and hoLY FUDGE MUFFINS. THE KIDS HAVE GONE EVIL, EVER SINCE TESS CAME ALONG AND FUCKED SHIT UP. Lyle has two nice points, where as Lucine has but one. It's just satan spawns from here on out guys.
What have I told you about fighting whilst toddlers roam the house! STOP RUINING MY LIFEEEEEE.
*Sigh* I might as well try to get these kids to grow up the best way possible. That'd be better than them growing up like hell and start picking on each other, like it was with Isa and Mary-Sue.
Pop #2! What do you think this child will be? A boy or girl? :)
YAY SUCCESS! :D
MOAR SUCCESS! :D
LYLE, CALM YO TITS.
Lyle: WHO'S THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO FORGOT TO CLEAN MY DIAPER?!?!?!
Lucine: Why does this always happen to me.
Whoop dere it is. Quill autonomously showing up like HE OWNS THE PLACE.
Most of the time he comes by to play the violin. Not to see his kid, grandkids, naope. He'd rather perfect in the arts of ~music~.
Tessa: Who's grandma's little ass-kicker? Luci is!
STAHP CALLING HER THAT.
Ria: Can I get a little help over here???
Oh great, you're going into labor.
Ria: Oh god this didn't just happen.
HAH. YOU WISH YOU WERE GOING INTO LABOR, AT LEAST YOU'D HAVE A REASONABLE EXCUSE!
Ria: WAAAAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I PISSED MYSELFFFFFF. :'((((
Hun, don't worry 'bout it. It happened to Lance once, remember?? And he was on a date!
Ria: Okay I need help now!
Why, did you piss yourself again?
Oh shit this time it's real.
It's a bouncing baby girl! I named her Janisa (pronounced like "JA-NEE-SA"). I hope she gets higher nice points than her siblings. :(((
Ria: Weee, airplanes!
Calder: Why doesn't she ever pay attention to me like that... :(
Cute picspam of Lyle (the lonely) playing by himself like he does best.
Luci and Tess are already BFFLs, and that can't be good.
Calder: DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS.
Please! Do not infect the children with your violent ways!
Birthday time!
Lyle: *GROWTH SPURT!*
And Luci too!
Lucine: *GROWTH SPURT!*
You see this? Maybe just maybe I'll be able to break the vicious cycle of family violence! This is a start! They both grew up just swell!
Lucine: Ew, I hate vanilla cake!
Stop complaining, it's not yours silly.
It's Janisa's birthday too! And holy shit this picture reminds me so much from when Wade was aging up Edric into a toddler.
See what I'm saying? From the slouching to the baby stuck in shoulder blade, they've got it!
Janisa: *GROWTH SPURT!*
HOLYFRICKINADORABLE!!! She's such a gorgeous toddler, she's even got those beautiful full lips like her mommy! I'm so excited for when she grows up! Eeek!
SO CUTE.
Lyle: Hey sis, wanna play some rock paper scissors?
Lucine: Alright, sure!
Lucine & Lyle: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!
Lucine: Haha, we tied! How silly!
Tessa: Okay, say "Grandma is the best person ever and so much cooler than Daddy."
Janisa: Grandma!
Tessa: Close enough.
WAAAAAADDDDDEEEEE! Oh em gee, I've missed you so much!
Wade: Sup.
Lyle: Hey isn't that the dude on the picture we have in the dining room?
Lyle: HOLY SHIT! I guess that means we're friends! :D +points
Lyle Marrigan: First Marrigan to be scared by the ghost of Wade, and probably many more to come. Just thought I should document this.
Lyle: BOOOHOOOOO, SOBSOBSOB WHY DOES DADDY ALWAYS FIGHT WITH GRANDMAAAA!?
Calder: There there son, you see, your grandmother is a heartless bitch who's cold soul spews pure evil and hatred. It's nothing against you, I promise you that.
Calder: Shit this parenting thing is hard.
Lyle: Heh, he's finally paying attention to me...
Lyle: Suckaaa...
Lucine: GRRRRRR HATE HATE HAAATE MY DAD!!
Oh no, please don't tell me your grandma has corrupted you...
Lucine: HATE.
Hey, I'm just pumped that nobody's started attacking anyone yet! Well, you know, besides Cal and Tess but they always do that!
Top notch parenting right here.
Building an evil snowman?
Tessa: I'm building this snow man as a therapeutic way of releasing my anger towards my son. You see, once I'm finished I plan on attacking the shit out of it.
Did the mysteriously curious shrink tell you that?
Tessa: That, right there ladies and gentlefish, is a masterpiece.
If you say so! Hey, look who's behind you.
Tessa: Hey son! How are you?
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I think she's going senile. Sadly, but probably true.
UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY. Have a good one everyone. C: