Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway.Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: England.
Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

~

Stuff I've written about Castle:

Vortex
            Beckett isn't the only one who has trouble.

Getting There
            Life isn’t so easy with a sniper around. Vague spoilers for 4x09, Kill Shot.

Slizzard " ( Read more... )

Title: Slippery When

Author: Cartographical

Characters/Pairings: Castle/Beckett

Summary: Castle, Beckett, and the Ferrari go to Connecticut.

Rating: NC17

Word Count: ~1800

Spoilers: Lucky Stiff, vaguely.

Notes: This takes place some magical future in which Castle and Beckett have lots of sex. Its existence is owed to Jill, who I guess is not a horrible ( Read more... )

Title: The Art of Drowning

Author: Cartographical

Characters/Pairings: Castle/Beckett

Summary:  She's fairly certain she's never caused anyone this much pain.

Rating: PG13

Word Count: ~2100

Spoilers: Pandora/Linchpin

Notes: I really feel like I am not that hard to please. I didn’t need undying confessions of love from that whole Sinking Car Scene. I didn ( Read more... )

Title: Next Time

Author: Cartographical

Characters/Parings: Castle/Beckett

Summary: Beckett said that next time, they should do it without the tiger. This isn't really what she'd had in mind.

Rating: PG13

Word Count: ~6,100

Spoilers: Spoilers through Cuffed.

Notes: Thanks to Cora Clavia for her regular beatings with her utterly terrifying Spatula of Love ( Read more... )

Title: Vortex
Author: Cartographical
Characters/Pairings: Castle/Beckett
Summary: Beckett isn't the only one who has trouble.
Rating: PG13 
Word Count: ~3500
Spoilers: Through Kill Shot.
Disclaimer: Still not mine.
Notes: Big thanks (I suppose “thanks” is the right word, maybe) to Cora Clavia for mercilessly pestering/encouraging me, and gigantic snuggles ( Read more... )

Title: Getting There

Author: Cartographical

Summary: Life isn’t so easy with a sniper around. Very vague spoilers for 4x09, Kill Shot.

Author’s Notes: Blame Jill and Fi and Sara, for badgering me relentlessly. It turns out that I will do just about anything so that I don’t have to read “WHEN CARTO POSTS” more than ten or twelve thousand times in a ( Read more... )

Title: Merge Right

Author: Cartographical

Summary: Detective Beckett is absolutely no longer slizzard.

Spoilers: Here we go again. “Toxic” by Britney Spears, “Firework” by Katy Perry, “Shots” by LMFAO, “Higher” by Taio Cruz, “Power” by Kanye West.

(Yes, these still aren’t spoilers, but they still are songs that are obliquely referenced in the ( Read more... )

Title: Of Normal

Author: Cartographical

Summary: In which Castle and Beckett succeed at Normal. Kind of.

Rating: PG13

Spoilers: Very vague references to anything up through Knockout; you can assume it diverges from cannon somewhere before Knockdown.

Disclaimer: If Castle and Beckett were mine, there would be Moar Naked.

Notes: I wrote this a ( Read more... )

Summary: It's in the space between breaths that he always finds her.

Author's Notes: So, Knockout gave me all these funny tingly FEELINGS and for a minute it was almost like my muse was alive and not lying dead somewhere in a gutter. But then this came out. (No, it is not what I think will happen next season. No, it is not what I want to have ( Read more... )

If you haven't read Chapters 1-17 of Like Midnight and you feel like someday you might want to without knowing what will happen, you probably shouldn't read the summary below.

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