I thought we were the ones supposed to be on crack?!? What. The. Fuck. Get that crazy lass and her aliens away from me. I hear outer space is nice this time of year.

I need to get laid. What else is new?

Dear world,

I am a married man. Honeymoon is wonderful.

Regards, Elton (now married)

I currently spend my days counting money with lawsuits. First those gay rumours, now a crazy stalker. Why can't people leave me alone? Oh wait. Because I'm handsome, talented and adored by so many. Could be worse.

Go and buy my latest single Advertising Space. Written by Stephen and me. ME! I. WRITE. SONGS. Amongst other things.

One week in the life of a real popstar. Things to do:

• Enter the charts of most European countries (Austria, Denmark, Germany, Holland, Ireland, Italy,Switzerland, UK) and some others (Arabia, Argentinia, Australia, Hong Kong, New Zealand, Taiwan) on #1, some more on #2 (France, Spain, Portugal, Norway) with new album - Check.
• Be proclaimed the UK ( Read more... )

I am so, so glad this tour is over not that a lot of people went, anyway, hey, who said pop was making a comeback?, it means I can spend time with my mom and dad and brother and sister. Hey, did you know my brother looks like Donny Osmond? How cool is that?! (He got all the good looks in the family.) Other than that, nothing interesting has been ( Read more... )

This week I decided to step out in Jude's hat, Heath's shoes, Sean's blazer, Daniel's scarf, Leo's top, and Orlando's leggings.


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Eve showed me some presents she bought for Esther's birthday next Monday. One was a very nice dress, so cute and fit for my wee girl. It's a light yellow, with... lots of red and white... petals on it. I had to step outside for a few minutes.

I still can't believe
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There is truly no rest for the wicked ( Read more... )

Becks rang today. I'm still not sure why. He's a great lad, David Beckham, what an idol. I adore him. Like he adores me. Funny. It took us long enough to overcome our mutual awkwardness and stop communicating per agents and offcial letters and finally talk to each other. Now we're something like mates, but Becks, he's... uh, it's not easy with him ( Read more... )

I am WOMAN man hear me roar! ROOOAAARR ( Read more... )