If you're ever curious about how many times they say the word 'pirate' in 'Pirates of the Caribbean', do not find out while playing the Pirates of the Caribbean drinking game. It will put a serious hurting on you. I mean like Ike and Tina Turner type hurt, man. You don't want none of that.

Now I'm going to jump on the bandwagon! Wee!

Ask me 6 ( Read more... )

( Wherein I talk about me and my emotional problems. If you don't dig that, or you're sick of hearing me whine about the same old shit, then feel free to pass this up and wait for the next entry of crazy. )

My Mom is playing Final Fantasy X-2 right now, and Yuna is Confused. My Mom so pwns your mom ( Read more... )

Click this, bitches! 6 minutes of Sin City trailarage for your eye hole! That is some awesome looking shit as far as I'm concerned (and if that link doesn't work, I'll send it to you over AIM). It's not out until next May though, so I have quite a bit of waiting ahead of me. If I ever went to a major film premier, I'd want it to be for this ( Read more... )

I think I seriously am, yo. For the past week and a half, I haven't had any Paxil and I was having these strange headaches that weren't really painful, but awfully annoying. Like someone was rubbing a cotton ball over my brain everytime I blinked, or like someone was rubbing a wash cloth over a microphone everytime I shifted my eyes with this ( Read more... )

Hollywood Homicide will never ever stop cracking my shit all the way fucking up. I'm telling you, this movie is so crap and I just don't quite understand why I like it so much OMFG! Josh Hartnett!. I think it has something to do with Harrison Ford screaming like a crazy at some little girl for her bike and then going face first over the handle ( Read more... )

I started playing Heavy mode on DDR and it arrowed me. I knew I wouldn't do all that hot, but damn do I suck at some Heavy mode. The fact that I started playing in a t-shirt and shorts and ended up stomping my tired ass around in my underwear is fucking funny. I twisted my ankle and almost fell sideways onto the floor, and I couldn't stop ( Read more... )

...the boredom is eating my brains! Just how many games of Bejeweled can I play before I start running around with my underwear on my face, flinging Q-Tips and singing "Happy, Happy! Joy, joy!"? I can feel myself getting closer, minute by minute...

I'm going to let my lovely buddies know a little something. crazykat26 already knows this, but I'm sure she ( Read more... )

There were three reasons why this evening/early morning rocked so hard:

1. Soggy Vag Superior getting inadvertently owned by his mother. Great job on that, homie! Loved the failing a song to run and find your mom to prevent her from seeing hevnsfalinangel! Best part being that she found her anyway! Gold star for you! (Petty, I know, but damn does he deserve ( Read more... )

I'm gonna reveal a little something to all 5 of you that are reading this: I'm periodically obsessed with Keirsey temperament sorters. It's true. I've taken a wide variety of them ever since my mother accosted me with one when I was a teenager. I'm talking about numerous Keirsey tests from books and online, or tests that are obviously based on ( Read more... )