Psst. Pssssst. Haleth. HALETH! YOU IN THE BARN! I have a proposition for you.

II and I love democracy. Well, not really. But it's not like we can come up with what to name the upcoming bambino without YOUR HELP. Because Judge Judy is on and we cannot get by without her sensible yet fierce rulings.

These are supposed to be boys' names. More polls will follow at our discretion.

Poll babies!!!YAY BABY ( Read more... )

I'm sorry I haven't been posting. The Peredhil household has been dealing with yet another shocking turn of events ( Read more... )

My mun's muses have died in a heap. They will probably live again, but until then just assume I am mourning Denethor/fearing for Bethy/eating bbq chips.

I found one of my favorite drawings the other day, by the late Chomsky Sauron of Ithilien. Lo:


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If any of you fuckers think I am going to start going all "my preciousssss" over that remote thing, you are sadly mistaken. I am much better looking than Gollum and I do not paw people in their sleep usually and also I am a noble elf lord, not some grammar-challenged hobbit who's really let his skin care go ( Read more... )

Dear Arwen,Well, now that old "Estel never did anything to YOU" line no longer holds! For! He shipped me to an OLD FOLKS HOME. So he is henceforth banished from the valley of Rivendell, etc etc, penalty of death, blah, NO MORE SQUIRREL FUCKER ( Read more... )

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My life is naught but torment.

Dear ElrobethhirIf my grandchild is a horse, you will not only lose your co-favorite status in my home, you will not even be allowed to sit on the couch. You will have to live in the shed with Estel, Tolman, and the maimed woodland animals Elladan I used to do experiments on. This noble living room still has a ( Read more... )

They did not bear back Elrond Peredhil son of Earendil to Imladris, and instead left him on Cerin Amroth to attract tourists. Elrond II went to Lothlorien walking slow. There he set his arms about Elrond, and kissed him, bidding him to await him beyond the Western Sea; and he looked upon his eyes ere the spirit left him. But the starlight was ( Read more... )