I want to have completely erotic, dirty and hot wild sex with this hispanic custodian at my work.
That is all.
Honestly.
I think about it everyday when he comes and cleans my trash can.

I need to start doing something with my time before I have to go back to school. 
School Kills ME!

 Today I realized a lot of stuff:
A) The novelty of being skinny is not going to last even if you really do remain skinny well into middle age, cause skinny older women still are not as attractive as skinny younger women, things sag. 
B) I don't know how to work ITAS. I am an idiot.
C) Guys really are all douche bags. End. Of. Story.
D) And finally, ( Read more... )

As much as I appreciate my job, the pay, the general relaxed atmosphere, I would really like something to do. I am not exaggerating when I say all I have done this summer is scan old injunctions (dating from I dunno, circa 1948) and old seizures. I think I broke the scanner, or atleast messed up the computer. I give up. I will retreat to my little ( Read more... )

So, my retainer is pretty annoying but it does its job and I am starting to really not even care that I sound a little funny. It is what it is.
So, my sisters and I went to Psychic Christine yesterday. It could either be the most enlightening experiences of my life or I was completely taken. I don't know. I keep having weird dreams where I am ( Read more... )

 I get my braces off today and I am neeerrrvvvoooouss.
But
Its about f-ing time!

My mom is holding me back. Everyone is holding everyone back because I firmly believe that everyone is afraid of change because that would mean people are getting older and ties are becoming obsolute ( Read more... )

I am consistently trying to think of things to write. Constantly. Throughout the day ideas, perfectly constructed sentences, profound similes, run through my head. Yet, I never write them because of lack of motivation because I think its all futile anyway.

My teacher once told me poetry is God coming through on paper, a part of heaven on earth. She ( Read more... )

I am thinking about looking into past life regression, there is a women in Silver Spring. I don't know the price or if she is for real.
I am sad.
And worried that I will never fall in love again as angsty and adolescent as that may sound.

There is quite possibly a lot of things I am not dealing with ( Read more... )