There's a great episode of the Simpsons (it's the 22nd episode of Season 9, according to Wikipedia) where Homer strives to become Springfield's sanitation commissioner. The incumbent, voiced by Steve Martin, is a a dull but dutiful man providing a dull and dutiful service, and when Homer campaigns against him it is on a platform of catchy slogans ( Read more... )

So an odd thing happened last night.

On holiday in New York, we'd had a fantastic cheesy tourist day and ended up in a bar near our hotel. It was quiet in there, and a bit tucked away from the main strip. The four of us had a drink each and we're chatting,  when this guy came up and politely asked if he could join us.

He had a hoodie with "visionary ( Read more... )

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I think it's been a while since I update, and also a while since I've read anyone's journals. So I apologise on two counts for being rubbish ( Read more... )

*SCREAM*

Ridiculous advertising makes me smile;

Email from Play.com this morning; "EVERYTHING £5 (on selected items)"

LOLz, as they say! :oD

OK then. Saturday's Doctor Who. Let's go.

( Cut for Spoilers, in case you care )

Ive gone into the futue

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