Like, ok, Paris Hilton here...and I'm like totally new to this livejournal thing and its like hot. Unlike the paper and pencil journal...thats so not hot. Being rich is hot and I am totally hot...like did anyone see my sex tape? That was hot. I don't think there is too much that isn't hot...except for like poor people and stuff...like yeah ( Read more... )

Hello I am Max Weinberg...the real star of Late Night with Conan O'Brien...I am very dissappointed by John Kerry not getting elected. Now me and my lifetime partner, Conan O'Brien cannot get married, but a funny thing happened at the polls yesterday...Mr. Vice President Dick Cheney tried to sway my vote by sexually harassing me! Shame on you Mr. ( Read more... )

I love you all!

Hello fellow citizens.

Feeling a bit under the weather lately you know! The pressure is going to give this old dude a heart attack!

See you all at the polls!

Love,
Dick

I am Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Sen. John Kerry. It should come as no surprise to any one by now that I have something to say. John will make an excellent President for the United States. He will make our country stronger. He and I hope to wake up Wendesday morning as your President elect and soon-to-be first lady.
-Teresa

hello i'm Ariel Sharon. I am new to this livejournal thing. If anybody would like to talk about Judaica, how much palestinians need to die, or current hip hopping music feel free to add me to your friends list ( Read more... )

Hello everyone!

Currently, I am wandering around Earth due to getting kicked out out of heaven. Don't worry I'll get back in but for now I'm telling everyone the real stories of the bible. Metatron is always trying to keep a brother down but I always manage to slip out of his grasp.

Hey everyone! I'm Hayden Pantettiere, for all of you who don't know me I played Audrey Davis in "Raising Helen" I just felt like saying hi so comment back if you want to be friends or talk.
xxooxx Hayden

Hey everyone, I'm new :) My name's Chelsea Brummet. You probably know me from Nickelodeon's All That and my guest starring roles on What I Like About You and Gilmore Girls. Anyway, I'm new to Livejournal and need friends, so add me!


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