It's been a while, but sporking some horrible fiction is the cure to any stress, right?

Title: Lighting, vortexes, and teenage girls don't mix (I wish I was kidding. Also, you KNOW it's gold when there's a typo in the title - it should be 'Lightning.')
Author: Lilypop8

Full Name (plus titles if any): Alice, Evangeline
Full Species(es): Unoriginalius ( Read more... )

Title: The Valkyria's
Author: MarhiaPotterakMewNakama [The bloody fuck is that? Were you high when you chose a pen name or something?]

Full Name (plus titles if any): Dunno if I should put ALL five girls' full names here, but the main annoyance is called *goes to check* “Dorinda Nymphadora Antonitte Marie Valkyrie”. Why the hell would you call your ( Read more... )

Title: The Lunar Alchemist
Author: Kayland Elric
Full Name: Elle Elizabeth Elric
Full Species:  Maryis Sueis Edwardus Twinius
Hair Color: Brown, so I guess they aren't identical
Eye Color: Golden... I don't know...
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions: Loneliness (pfft, of course)
Which Gate it Came From: Gate of Edward Twins, Gate of ( Read more... )

Title: The Lunar Alchemist
Author: Kayland Elric
Full Name: Elle Elizabeth Elric
Full Species:  Maryis Sueis Edwardus Twinius
Hair Color: Brown, so I guess they aren't identical
Eye Color: Golden?
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions: Loneliness
Which Gate it Came From: Gate of Edward Twins, Gate of Bitchy Fame-Seeking Sues, Gate of ( Read more... )

My mom is sick, and I'm super dependant on her for my cosplays for the convention, and I love her and want her better, but also for selfish reasons. I'm allowed to be selfish now and again, right? I know I picked a bad time, but, Friday is when the con starts.
Also, I have to go to the hospital tomorrow morning for blood work. Hoorah. And I have a ( Read more... )

Welcome back, viewers. Last time on As the Sue Rapes Canon,  we were confronted with logic-defying amputations, 'arrays', and retarded waterbending. Join us now for the thrilling continuation, Chapter Two.

Spork rating: Um, the max is 5 sporks, right? Well then, EVERYTHING IN THE SILVERWARE DRAWER. D:< This Sue makes me wanna punch kittens. And I ( Read more... )

...I'll do this instead.

Title: Lila's World (BWAHAHAHA. Setting you all up for chapter 2!)
Author: Lydiacatfish
Full Name: Lila
Full Species: Maryius Sueis Our-Worldius
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She has an automail arm, and is trying to achieve a state alchemist licence.
Special Possessions: A notebook filled with ( Read more... )

I just really thought it'd be appropriate, seeing as how I'm snowed in and have nothing better to do, to give you all a doosy.

Title: Lila's World
Author: Lydiacatfish (wtf?)
Full Name: Lila
Full Species: Maryius Sueis Our-Worldius
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She only has one arm...and when she comes into the world of FMA ( Read more... )

Hello everybody! Got a lovely new spork for you all. And by lovely I mean it's terrible.
But anyways. Sorry I haven't posted in a while, been working on parodies, MiSTs and...schoolwork, mostly.

Ok, so I MiSTed this sucker a while ago, but it was so bad in the Mary Sue department, I felt it deserved to be thrashed in two ways. Also, just for a bonus  ( Read more... )

It's not eye bleeding bad, but still pretty sucktacular. I'm a bit rusty at sporking but how I've missed it so.
Title: The Story of Elisa Rockbell Elric
Author: Aeris22
Full Name: Elisa Rockbell Elric a.k.a The Metal Rose Alchemist (how original)
Full Species: Suicus Elricus Spawnius
Hair Color: Winry says she looks like her father so I'm ( Read more... )