I thought to myself. Who would get my daughter from Vanthene, who would be more determined then her own father ( Read more... )

Random question, to distract me from feeling used by Erkenbrand.

Does my nephew have any other facial expressions?

Hi, boy.

Helm would just like to remind Middle Earth what happened to the last man who suggested anything involving his daughter.

Right, Wulf? Your father looked very surprised when I crushed his skull.

Well. I'm king of Rohan again. Not only has this been keeping Erkenbrand busy (thank you), I decided to try out that dunlender potion again.

IT WORKED.

I am now big and buff again. rawr.

And my daughter has signed vow to be a virgin.

heard things about Erkenbrand and some elf... ;_;/^_^?

Helm is PLEASED.

well.

Erkenbrand is certainly um, forceful. traumatraumatrauma

And my daughter is still back! Not dead or kidnapped by Wulf yet either!

And there's talk of taking the crown back. Erkenbrand hasn't told me the plan yet but apparently it involves my baby ¬.¬

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must discover what 'bathing' is. Thank you.

O_O


And more O_O!

I should um. Go stop him.

Yes.

Ow that eyepopping thing reallllly hurts.

DON'T DIE, ERKENBRAND! *rushes off to save*

My daughter is back!

Isn't that great? All that's missing now is my wife. I should find her. Do my duty as a good husband. I must go tell Erkenbrand. I'm sure he'll be excited to know.

Getting re-taught how to fight is getting sorta weird, mostly because Erkenbrand seems to be really big on personal contact for some reason. Then he needs to leave for a bit right after ( Read more... )

Wulf is somewhat freaky. Do not like current age.

Also. What the *hell* did he mean by Erkenbrand saying I had 'purty lips' I mean, he *has*, but what's the problem?

Oooh, shiny object.

Back to trying to lift swords.

My biggest worry was those looks Erkenbrand kept giving me in-between pillages. But now...

The fucker is back.

Eep and all that. Well, I killed his father. I should be able to get him too with a second chance.

Right? Right.