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mainly either smut or humour/crack. some xiuhan fluff too because xiuhan is so fluffy. a few genderbent!aus because i love them too idk.
Office Antics
OT12; KaiSoo; BaekYeol; HunHan [office!au] Twelve guys and one software startup. Baekhyun’s that new guy, Chanyeol's the guy who falls for the new guy, Kyungsoo has pedo problems, Junmyeon's the oblivious CEO, Kris is the cutthroat CFO, Yixing’s out to get more vacation time, Tao’s a receptionist (sorta), Minseok is a closeted romantic, Jongin’s the intern that actually does stuff, Sehun’s the intern that doesn’t, and Luhan and Jongdae just like messing around.
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS! AU
I Don't Need A Man
SeTao; Sehun skips her art class, texting Zitao as she makes her way to the bleachers. She's about halfway through her first cigarette when Zitao turns up.
Spin the Bottle
SuChen, Kaisoo, ChanLu, KrisBaek, SeTao, MinXing; “This is a drag,” Lu Han moaned. She sat upright. “We should play a game! That’s a good way to get to know each other. I'm thinking spin the bottle!”
My First Kiss Went A Little Like This
KaiSoo, SuChen, ChanLu, KrisBaek, SeTao, MinXing; Kyungsoo meets a boy named Kim Jongin and her life turns into a bad shoujo manga.
Buttons
KrisBaek; Considering it had only been a week since Baekhyun seen Kris, she really didn’t think the way he currently looked was acceptable in any way.
http://bubblegum b-i-t-c-h
In which Sehun punches unsuspecting dickbags in their dicks.
TEACHER&STUDENT!HET! KAISOO
Favourite student
Jongin noticed that his favourite student hasn't been paying attention in class lately, and he wants to find out why.
Tie me up
Jongin experiments.
Just like how I want you
Kyungsoo gets her revenge after being ignored by Jongin.
Outside if you dare
Kyungsoo decides to celebrate the end of her exams with Jongin.
HET! XIUHAN AU
hello
nice to meet you, what's your name?
excuse me
minseok calls dibs on new boy
i'll melt you down like
luhan feels welcomed
cactus nipples
ChenSoo; i think you're cute like a cactus
growl
luhan's research
Mark Me With Your Bruises
KaiSoo; Jongin is possessive when it comes to Kyungsoo.
cock envy
SeKai; Jongin is jealous of all those cocks Sehun has, especially since Jongin’s the one that brought them home. Or, conversely: Sehun never thought he’d have this problem.
http://bicheul.livejournal.com/21755.html
het!HunHan; Han was beginning to think she should have listened to her friends when they told her not to fuck Oh Sehun.
make a mess lioness
het!ChanSoo; where kyungsoon has great rack, chanyeol is horny and dumb and baekhyun's definitely not gay.
Enlightment
het!BaekYeol; Right before he sleeps, Chanyeol finds the best surprise.
tongue-tied
ChanHun; "once upon a time, there was a hot, blonde twink. he was hot. he was blonde. he was a twink. the end."
The Art Of Seduction (Oh Sehun Style)
SeKai; Where Sehun falls for Jongin, his new college roommate, and Luhan is absolutely no help.
Make it Work [Multi-chaptered]
Twelve designers compete for the chance to win Project Runway. Who will be the last one standing?
Based on the reality tv show Project Runway.
"Ante-ro-gu-rey-du"
Kaisoo; Kyungsoo reads Anterograde Tomorrow.
Returning The Favour
SeKai;Bets are lost, panties are raided, and Sehun really fucking hates Jongin (or, he tries to).
Reasons Why Sehun Should Not Be Allowed To Play The Sims And All Other Extensions of the Franchise
HunHan, SuLay, KaiSoo; Sehun is bored and wants something to do.
Primadonna Girls
All they ever wanted was the world and some fucking comfort chocolate.
princess sehun and the seven peasants
TaoHun; Princess Sehun has a tough life. Peasants. A step-father who wants to kill him. No wifi connection. Peasants. What's a princess to do?
Number One Fan
XiuHan; luhan is upset by the lack of fantaken pictures of minseok. so what does he do? take his own fantaken pictures of minseok.
Sunbaenim
XiuHun; in which kōhai sehun just wants minseok senpai to notice him
you guys think you're so funny
Exo-M on instagram
to love you
XiuHan; 10 reasons why Luhan loves Minseok
Happy Birthday, To Us
Kai reads fanfiction
Spotlight
XiuHan; Jongdae could be considered Minseok's friend, but then again, he doesn't suck his dick on the regular.
The Art of Blackmail
XiuChen; KrisChen; Jongdae is having some... man issues and decides to try and get some advice from Minseok. Unfortunately for him, Kris decides to unknowingly include himself on the conversation.
and all the awards
het!XiuHan, BaekYeol, KaiSoo, KrisHo; in which exo is a co-ed group (au); continuation of slice of life | spin me like a bottle | and all the awards
Extra Bucks
XiuHan; When Chen jokingly puts Xiumin';s virginity up for sale on the internet, neither of them expect some guy in another country to pay thrice the asking price for it.
whispers
XiuHan; Luhan's always been happy to whisper translations into Minseok's ear but now Minseok is a little worried he may be losing his mind.
get it, got it, good
het!JongTao; subway trains aren't exactly junghwa's ideal place to fool around.
hold on tight (just close your eyes)
ChanSoo; Chanyeol fucks Kyungsoo on top of a kitchen counter. Aprons may be involved.
Killing Ants
KaiSoo; Something about ants bring Kyungsoo and Jongin together...
I'm Yours
BaekYeol; Chanyeol is weird. Baekhyun is disinterested. Jongin is the thing of the devil. Kris is a creature from an evil dimension. College AU.
my milkshake (brings all the boys to the yard)
XiuHan; Lu Han develops a fixation for a certain McDonald's employee. Minseok really hates his job.
Farmville
(Exo Farm!AU) Because farmers are just so cool.
the life and times of park chanyeol,
BaekYeol;
For The Love of Trees
ChanSoo; Chanyeol is a tree, which is slightly problematic concerning the area in which hugs are given. Which is why, to the depths of his bark, he wants to be human.
RUN & GUN
Kris x OC; Two of Asia's biggest mafia leaders plan the other's downfall and destruction. Will love conquer all the bloodlust and greed? Or will love lead to deceit and betrayal?
something like quick-witted romance
LuKai; lu han struggles to find purpose. he finds jongin and protests.
grace under pressure
het!ChanKai; Some things are meant to stay under the table. college!au
can i catch your eye, sir (can i be your type)?
in which lu han is a terrible stripper, jongdae makes mediocre drinks, jongin's sexy fireman routine is a hit, sehun should probably be in diapers, zitao's more interested in jongin than being a bouncer, and yixing's ass is totally not as hot as lu han's; stripper au
Love Don't Make Sense, Bro
SeKai; Someone apparently thinks it’s an amazing idea to stuff Kim Jongin’s book bag with mysterious Valentines on a daily basis.
dazzling boy
SeKai; in which sehun and jongin don't quite understand the definition of 'group bonding'; basically sekai fuck in the changing rooms that's the whole fucking plot enjoy
caution tape romance
SeKai; Sehun's new roommate has a secret.
No More Hot-Headed Saturdays
het!Krisyeol; Air conditioning is the one thing that separates us from the beasts.
Familiar Faces in Unfamiliar Places
het!SuChen; It's safe to say that Joonmyun had not been expecting Jongdae, her crush from back in high school, to be her new gynecologist. Cue the most awkward appointment of her life.
That's What She Charmingly Said
het!KrisBaek; Baekhyun finds her gynecologist hot beyond all reason. She is inconvenienced (and mortified) by this fact.
Powers of Observation
les!XiuHan; Minseok has never masturbated before. Lu Han thinks this is a tragedy.
tell me you're not miserable
OT12; SuChen; XiuHan; TaoRis; BaekYeol; KaiSoo; There are two high schools that serve the town Kris lives in: K High, which serves the well-to-do area of town, and M High, where the rest of the kids are shipped off to. In an attempt at fixing the problems at M High, the school administration decides to pilot a scheme where some of the K High students are transferred in. Kris didn’t think that the school administration had really thought this plan through remarkably well.
get it, got it, good
het!TaoKai; subway trains aren't exactly junghwa's ideal place to fool around.
loosen that tie (and belt)
SeKai; Jongin gives up on life, and Sehun wonders why Jongin's his boyfriend.
be with me so happily
XiuHan; Minseok wants the ground to swallow him up when people realise that the Chicken Guy is serenading the Burger Guy and he wants to scream, “No! Can’t you see that it’s a promotion technique?”.
some disassembly required
XiuHan; luhan and minseok go shopping for furniture and decide they hate each other. with assistance from a relationship termination specialist and a lamp, they determine the future of their life together.
Pleasure Ground
Het!KrisYeol; Chanyeol is bold enough to touch his girl in public.
ready on your belly (if you wanna have fun)
Het!KaiYeol; Jongin really (really) likes Chanyeol’s ass.
How to Communicate with One’s (creepy) Husband
ChanSoo; Kyungsoo wants some romance in his life, so he decides to try and find someone on dokidoki. And he does find someone. The perfect guy. The only problem is he's kind of creepy.
http://exollent.livejournal.com/24322.html
SeKai; "Hey you. Boyfriend?” Jongin makes a face. “Ew no. I’m his best friend.”
oh sehun, awkward kid extraordinaire
SeKai;
just bap or secret because i ship ts family for life. sometimes not so family though. (i ship hyochan and bangsong so hard???)
Alone
Hyosung deals with her mistake, Jieun misses the noise, Sunhwa wonders about her friends, Hana reminisces about the dark and together, they comfort one another.
Dorm Politics
BangHim; When Himchan moves back into the dorm, he needs a little help in the shower, what he gets is something else entirely.
Not Your Oppa
Maknae turns into a girl overnight.
Perfect Fit
BangHim; Better than puzzle pieces
About Where We're Goin'
BangHim; Himchan is fifteen when he acknowledges his feelings for Yongguk.
Where You Are, I'm Waiting For You
HyoChan; B.A.P. tries to set Hyosung and Himchan up while missing something Very Important.
Fifteen Minutes in Heaven/
DaeJae; Geeky Youngjae gets to play with the cool kids for once.
no competition
Gummy; Cat café AU. Yongguk never really thought of himself as a cat person, and then, well, he met Hyosung.
(you are my) shy boy
HyOnew; Jinki never thought he'd find himself in this odd of a situation, but life had a pretty funny way of going a complete 180 from what was originally intended; especially his life, it seemed.
intriguing
SunSung; I need you to understand something before I kill you. (prompted drabble)
fic advent 2013: day one
HyoNa; high school au. hyosung is a cheerleader and hana is the awkward new kid
this is wannabe-fluffy domestic Hana x Jieun smut
JiNa;
Ladies in Red
JiNa; SunSung; Sunhwa wants to escape from her mobster boyfriend.Hana wants to escape from her dead-end job. Jieun just wants to have fun. And Hyosung's the one with the gun. It goes down at a bar.
Alone
Hyosung deals with her mistake, Jieun misses the noise, Sunhwa wonders about her friends, Hana reminisces about the dark and together, they comfort one another.
3 2 1 stars
HyOnew; When Jinki first meets her, it's on the playground at morning recess when they're assembling for their new kindergarten class.