He sunk his teeth into her neck like the titanic

Um, yeah.

( Vague references to disturbing sex scenes and surgical horror. )

Cracked's writer Seanbaby comes out with a few zingers (I'm stealing the list from Christina H's article here"He was a nerd in every direction. He moved like space squids hollowed out a sex offender and were drunk driving him ( Read more... )

http://doublemoth.tumblr.com/post/52210086932/wasabi-and-pixie-sticks-a-tale-of-braveryRead more... )

Homestuck High (not worksafe):

"I lust johnatan NOT YOU!" she eviscerated softly wilst she cries the velvit tears odf the mennopauses that climacate from the ruens of the reched pedimeants of life. "HE IS CUMMING FOR ME ( Read more... )

"I read like a fish."

( NSFW: Dan Savage's ill-advised but entertaining description of female reproductive organs. )

I was reading happily along, ignoring the occasional spelling error and general "it doesn't work like that", like I usually do when reading fairly interesting smut. But then...
( NSFW w/DNW )

On bad music in an adult movie (link is hells of not work safe but funny): "Added to the arthouse pseudojazz was a neotribal blend of animal sounds and women moaning. It was somewhat akin to watching a tiger drown in sugar syrup, but somehow less entertaining."

Via wtffanfiction.com: "It was like being flayed alive, but in a good way."