chubby honey bunny: baby dildo
chb: baby dildo
yunho/jaejoong, changmin/yoobi
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
The party is really boring, his suit is suffocating him and he misses their son. And oh, Changmin turns out to be a sweet motherfucker.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong
"We should have brought Minseok."
Yunho taps his sulking boyfriend's nose. "Hmm, but he's at his friend's house, isn't he?"
"Shouldn't have let him go then."
"Don't be silly. It's his first sleepover. And here I thought I'm the boring parent."
"Things change!" Jaejoong replies with a huff. The party is really boring, his suit is suffocating him and he misses their son.
It's been three years since they have officially adopted Minseok and the couple couldn't have been any happier. Their little family is finally complete.
Minseok is already eight years old, big enough for sleepovers. Yunho is now a little close to three hundred pounds but that's okay. It was a deal between the pair, as long as he doesn't go past three hundred then it's all good.
And Jaejoong... Jaejoong's still clingy and whiny, and everything he was three years ago. Some things just never change. Except, maybe, the fact that he and Yunho seemed to have switched roles. He is now the strict and boring parent while the other is the cool one.
Jaejoong huffs, mentally cursing Changmin for not allowing him to sit on Yunho's lap. It might be a formal party, but it's a party full of models and artists. It's not like people would pay attention to a makeup artist like him.
"Remind me to tell Changmin I hate him."
Yunho chuckles, squeezing his lover's hand gently. "You've told him that already when he passed by."
"Well, the next time he comes here I'm going to tell him he hosts such boring parties."
"You tell him that yearly, love."
The party is the annual company party and until now, Jaejoong doesn't understand why it has to be a formal one. Five years ago, he suggested a care bears themed party which Changmin flat out rejected. A year after that, he proposed a cereal box themed party and was rejected even before he could show Changmin costumes. He did not give up though. The following year, he suggested an underwear themed party and was punched on the arm lightly by none other than Changmin himself.
Three years of rejection are enough for him to stop voicing out his ideas, much to his best friend's relief.
"Why's Changmin running around anyway? And where's Choco?"
Since his boring of a party host best friend isn't around to be a PDA police, he sneakily makes his way to Yunho's lap, sighing in content as he leans back against Yunho's rather squishy chest. Yunho grins at his lover's antics before wrapping his arms around his waist and rests his chin on his shoulder. "She went to the bathroom, didn't she?"
"But that was ten minutes ago. And wha--" Jaejoong pauses and watches in confusion as Changmin practically runs around the place, approaching girls and asking them something. "Has he gone nuts?"
"Come on," Yunho taps Jaejoong's thigh, silently asking him to get up. "He looks really close to having a panic attack. Let's help him."
The couple walks hand-in-hand as they head towards a restless Changmin. "What happened?" Jaejoong asks. He blinks in surprise when the taller lad drops his forehead against his shoulder. "Minnie..." He reaches out to rub the man on the back.
"They don't have it." Changmin mumbles almost inaudibly.
"Who?"
"Girls."
"You are asking girls for what again?" Yunho asks, genuinely confused.
With a sigh, Changmin finally straightens up. Yunho fishes out a handkerchief from his pocket and wipes the sweat off the younger man's temples. "Tampons. Choco doesn't have a spare one and she needs it. Said it's an emergency."
Choco-- Lee Yoobi, the girl at the cafe - is Changmin's girlfriend of two years. It took them more than a year of exclusively dating before Yoobi, who prefers to be called Choco, confessed and wasn't disappointed when she found out the feeling is mutual.
Jaejoong nods in understanding. He finds it ridiculously sweet that Changmin ran around like a mad man asking for tampons, but he's not going to tell him that. "Stay with her." Yunho says, smiling. "We'll buy tampons."
"Yeah, your party is really boring anyway. You could have invited some singers or whoever."
Changmin ignores the comment and instead hugs them both in appreciation. He thanks them before sprinting to the female's comfort room.
"How many tampons do you think she needs? And why are there so many kinds of tampons? Can't we buy her pads instead. I mean, look Yunnie, this napkin has wings! It can fly... oh, eww why are tampons shaped like this?! Don't let Jihye use this, baby, she's going to get devirginized!" Yunho smiles awkwardly at the cashier eyeing them in amusement. Jaejoong isn't exactly being quiet and his loud voice is attracting people's unwanted attention.
Feeling his body heat up in embarrassment, Yunho puts an arm over Jaejoong's shoulder and pulls him close. "Quiet, love. Let's take one of each kind, okay? We'll let her pick instead."
"Ooh, okay! That's a good idea." Jaejoong replies with a grin. "Let's take a hundred of those tampons."
"She wouldn't need that much, Jae."
"Yeah, but we do." Before he could ask what he means, Jaejoong leans close to his ear and whispers. "Tampons can be a substitute to dil--"
"Hold up, Einstein. You're not serious, are you?" Yunho looks at him in incredulity. "I'm sure you can see how tiny those are."
"I know you're big. Heck, you're colossal! But come on, we could give it a try!"
Yunho shakes his head, thanking heavens that he's immune to Jaejoong's pout. "That's gross, no, Jae. You do realize that those tampons--"
"Baby dildos."
"Ugh, fine. Those baby dildos are shoved up in a vagina. And you hate vaginas, remember? You like dicks and holes. Well, my dick."
Jaejoong slaps him on the arm. "You got me disgusted at the mention of vajayjays. One of each kind, noted."
"Hey Yunnie..." Jaejoong mumbles, resting a cheek on Yunho's shoulder. He has convinced him to piggyback him on their way back to the party. Yunho doesn't have much energy to resist those puppy eyes. He's still very embarrassed. The cashier gave them two boxes of tampons for free so they could try it out at home. "If I were a girl, would you do that for me, too?"
Yunho chuckles, bouncing a little to prevent the other from slipping off his hold. "Don't I already do stuff like that for you? I don't mean buying sanitary napkins, but you get what I mean."
He hums. "That's right. And sometimes, I still can't believe how lucky I am to have someone like you." A grin spreads across his face as he bounces excitedly on Yunho's back. "Let's play a game!"
Yunho could already tell it would be something out of the ordinary. But what the heck, if it makes Jaejoong happy, then so be it. "Sure. What game?"
"Switch! It's a game where I pretend I'm a girl and you're my hunky boyfriend and you do all kinds of sweet things for me."
"Isn't that already our life?"
"You shush! Stop being a spoilsport. It goes on for three days and that's where the switch happens. For another three days, you pretend you're the girl and I'll be your princely boyfriend and I'll do things for you and take you out on dates and be awesome. Okay?"
Yunho sighs. "I really don't have a choice, do I?"
"Nope."
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a/n: yes hi, hello. a big thanks for those who gave me prompts on the previous chapter. i'm going to use them all :3 anyway, yeah, well idk i just. the oneshots aren't in chronological order. it will be very random, okay? okay XD if anything is confusing you, don't hesitate to ask me!
yunho/jaejoong, changmin/yoobi
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
The party is really boring, his suit is suffocating him and he misses their son. And oh, Changmin turns out to be a sweet motherfucker.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong
"We should have brought Minseok."
Yunho taps his sulking boyfriend's nose. "Hmm, but he's at his friend's house, isn't he?"
"Shouldn't have let him go then."
"Don't be silly. It's his first sleepover. And here I thought I'm the boring parent."
"Things change!" Jaejoong replies with a huff. The party is really boring, his suit is suffocating him and he misses their son.
It's been three years since they have officially adopted Minseok and the couple couldn't have been any happier. Their little family is finally complete.
Minseok is already eight years old, big enough for sleepovers. Yunho is now a little close to three hundred pounds but that's okay. It was a deal between the pair, as long as he doesn't go past three hundred then it's all good.
And Jaejoong... Jaejoong's still clingy and whiny, and everything he was three years ago. Some things just never change. Except, maybe, the fact that he and Yunho seemed to have switched roles. He is now the strict and boring parent while the other is the cool one.
Jaejoong huffs, mentally cursing Changmin for not allowing him to sit on Yunho's lap. It might be a formal party, but it's a party full of models and artists. It's not like people would pay attention to a makeup artist like him.
"Remind me to tell Changmin I hate him."
Yunho chuckles, squeezing his lover's hand gently. "You've told him that already when he passed by."
"Well, the next time he comes here I'm going to tell him he hosts such boring parties."
"You tell him that yearly, love."
The party is the annual company party and until now, Jaejoong doesn't understand why it has to be a formal one. Five years ago, he suggested a care bears themed party which Changmin flat out rejected. A year after that, he proposed a cereal box themed party and was rejected even before he could show Changmin costumes. He did not give up though. The following year, he suggested an underwear themed party and was punched on the arm lightly by none other than Changmin himself.
Three years of rejection are enough for him to stop voicing out his ideas, much to his best friend's relief.
"Why's Changmin running around anyway? And where's Choco?"
Since his boring of a party host best friend isn't around to be a PDA police, he sneakily makes his way to Yunho's lap, sighing in content as he leans back against Yunho's rather squishy chest. Yunho grins at his lover's antics before wrapping his arms around his waist and rests his chin on his shoulder. "She went to the bathroom, didn't she?"
"But that was ten minutes ago. And wha--" Jaejoong pauses and watches in confusion as Changmin practically runs around the place, approaching girls and asking them something. "Has he gone nuts?"
"Come on," Yunho taps Jaejoong's thigh, silently asking him to get up. "He looks really close to having a panic attack. Let's help him."
The couple walks hand-in-hand as they head towards a restless Changmin. "What happened?" Jaejoong asks. He blinks in surprise when the taller lad drops his forehead against his shoulder. "Minnie..." He reaches out to rub the man on the back.
"They don't have it." Changmin mumbles almost inaudibly.
"Who?"
"Girls."
"You are asking girls for what again?" Yunho asks, genuinely confused.
With a sigh, Changmin finally straightens up. Yunho fishes out a handkerchief from his pocket and wipes the sweat off the younger man's temples. "Tampons. Choco doesn't have a spare one and she needs it. Said it's an emergency."
Choco-- Lee Yoobi, the girl at the cafe - is Changmin's girlfriend of two years. It took them more than a year of exclusively dating before Yoobi, who prefers to be called Choco, confessed and wasn't disappointed when she found out the feeling is mutual.
Jaejoong nods in understanding. He finds it ridiculously sweet that Changmin ran around like a mad man asking for tampons, but he's not going to tell him that. "Stay with her." Yunho says, smiling. "We'll buy tampons."
"Yeah, your party is really boring anyway. You could have invited some singers or whoever."
Changmin ignores the comment and instead hugs them both in appreciation. He thanks them before sprinting to the female's comfort room.
"How many tampons do you think she needs? And why are there so many kinds of tampons? Can't we buy her pads instead. I mean, look Yunnie, this napkin has wings! It can fly... oh, eww why are tampons shaped like this?! Don't let Jihye use this, baby, she's going to get devirginized!" Yunho smiles awkwardly at the cashier eyeing them in amusement. Jaejoong isn't exactly being quiet and his loud voice is attracting people's unwanted attention.
Feeling his body heat up in embarrassment, Yunho puts an arm over Jaejoong's shoulder and pulls him close. "Quiet, love. Let's take one of each kind, okay? We'll let her pick instead."
"Ooh, okay! That's a good idea." Jaejoong replies with a grin. "Let's take a hundred of those tampons."
"She wouldn't need that much, Jae."
"Yeah, but we do." Before he could ask what he means, Jaejoong leans close to his ear and whispers. "Tampons can be a substitute to dil--"
"Hold up, Einstein. You're not serious, are you?" Yunho looks at him in incredulity. "I'm sure you can see how tiny those are."
"I know you're big. Heck, you're colossal! But come on, we could give it a try!"
Yunho shakes his head, thanking heavens that he's immune to Jaejoong's pout. "That's gross, no, Jae. You do realize that those tampons--"
"Baby dildos."
"Ugh, fine. Those baby dildos are shoved up in a vagina. And you hate vaginas, remember? You like dicks and holes. Well, my dick."
Jaejoong slaps him on the arm. "You got me disgusted at the mention of vajayjays. One of each kind, noted."
"Hey Yunnie..." Jaejoong mumbles, resting a cheek on Yunho's shoulder. He has convinced him to piggyback him on their way back to the party. Yunho doesn't have much energy to resist those puppy eyes. He's still very embarrassed. The cashier gave them two boxes of tampons for free so they could try it out at home. "If I were a girl, would you do that for me, too?"
Yunho chuckles, bouncing a little to prevent the other from slipping off his hold. "Don't I already do stuff like that for you? I don't mean buying sanitary napkins, but you get what I mean."
He hums. "That's right. And sometimes, I still can't believe how lucky I am to have someone like you." A grin spreads across his face as he bounces excitedly on Yunho's back. "Let's play a game!"
Yunho could already tell it would be something out of the ordinary. But what the heck, if it makes Jaejoong happy, then so be it. "Sure. What game?"
"Switch! It's a game where I pretend I'm a girl and you're my hunky boyfriend and you do all kinds of sweet things for me."
"Isn't that already our life?"
"You shush! Stop being a spoilsport. It goes on for three days and that's where the switch happens. For another three days, you pretend you're the girl and I'll be your princely boyfriend and I'll do things for you and take you out on dates and be awesome. Okay?"
Yunho sighs. "I really don't have a choice, do I?"
"Nope."
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: yes hi, hello. a big thanks for those who gave me prompts on the previous chapter. i'm going to use them all :3 anyway, yeah, well idk i just. the oneshots aren't in chronological order. it will be very random, okay? okay XD if anything is confusing you, don't hesitate to ask me!