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Just when I found a band I was really excited about that I thought would be a sweet indie band that I could revel in MTV snatches them up and plays their $5 video. UGH ( Read more... )

I was driving by this park that is near the neighborhood I am assigned to for work. It's notorious in Brandon for being an all-black neighborhood. Anywho, I was driving by the park at 4PM and the lot was packed with cars. When I looked over I noticed about 30 black people ALL dancing and joking around. It looked like fun. I wish white people were ( Read more... )

Weird. On that whole Facebook function where you compare friends I was voted "Best (potential) mother." WTF. I need to know who thinks that of me so I can question them.

First let me start off by saying I absolutely love my fucking job, it is so ridiculously easy and satisfying at the same time. That being said...tomorrow I am shadowing a woman who I was informed is working in the nudist community. That's right. Tomorrow I will be walking door-to-door at a nudist colony. Filled with older people and their old balls ( Read more... )

Here is my nephew Nolan at his 1st birthday party smacking the shit out of his birthday cake ( Read more... )

So today I found out another couple I set up is getting married. I don't know what it is, but since my teens I have set up an insane amount of couples, and usually they are the ones that lasted years (if they didn't go further than that). This is I think at least the 3rd couple I set up that has become engaged. There's two other couples I know of ( Read more... )

I feel so awful right now. Ever since I started my new job I'm gone from 8am to usually 6:30pm or so. When I get home I find that Mona has almost always shit on the carpet, even though I made sure she went in the morning on her walk before I left for work. On Friday Eli made the mistake of leaving the trashroom door open a smidge and not only did ( Read more... )

Yesterday I went to hang out with my mom and we decided to grab some lunch. We sat down and before our food came out our waiter, a young guy, kind of interrupted us and was staring at me. He said, "You went to Durant, right?" At first I didn't think much of this because I'll be honest, I've seen a lot of people since HS that remember me and I don't ( Read more... )

So today was my first day at Bright House. Now keep in mind we are in training for 3 weeks, but still, the first day was exciting. So I get there and luckily find the little conference room. Now there's only two other people training with me for the same positions. One is this little 40 year old single white mom, who I like. The other is this 45 ( Read more... )