CHAPTER OH EM GEE THERE ARE LESS THAN NINETEEN HOURS LEFT OF NOVEMBER!!! AND I HAVE STUFF TO DO, TOO!!! WILL SHE BE ABLE TO MAKE IT? STAY TUNED!!! OR UM, JUST KEEP READING? THAT WOULD WORK WELL, TOO.: IN WHICH THE AUTHOR TRIES TO DRAG OUT EIGHT THOUSAND MORE WORDS IN THIS STORY.

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CHAPTER OH EM GEE, ONLY TEN THOUSAND WORDS TO GO! ONLY ONE FIFTH OF THE THING LEFT TO WRITE! EXCITING, NO? ARE YOU EXCITED? I AM EXCITED! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO A WORLD OF FULL NIGHTS’ SLEEP, AND UKULELE LESSONS. ALL THAT WILL BE MINE IN ONLY TEN. THOUSAND. WORDS.: IN WHICH THERE ARE ONLY TEN THOUSAND WORDS TO GO, WHICH I MUST ADMIT IS PRETTY DARN ( Read more... )

CHAPTER IT IS NOT REALLY CHEATING IF I MAKE THE CHAPTER NAME REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LONG, RIGHT? NOT WITH SO LITTLE TIME TO GO BEFORE DECEMBER. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HOW QUICKLY DID THIS YEAR WANT TO GO? PRETTY DARN QUICK, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!! EXCEPT FOR HISTORY CLASSES. THEY JUST ( Read more... )

CHAPTER LAVA LAMP: IN WHICH THE SCANDAL IS BROUGHT TO LIGHT, AND EVERYONE FEELS A WEE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE

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CHAPTER WATERMELON: IN WHICH THE NEW AND IMPROVED PENTAGON OF POWER, MUHAHAHA!!! FINALLY ARE ABLE TO LEAVE THE HARMLESS AND LIGHT FOREST OF KINDNESS AND JOY!!!

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CHAPTER TEN. I THINK. OR MAYBE IT IS NOT CHAPTER TEN. PERHAPS I WILL GIVE UP ON THE NUMBERS. AND CALL THIS CHAPTER, FOR EXAMPLE, CHAPTER CHEESECAKE: IN WHICH LUCY THE LITERATE IS INVALUABLE. I - N - V - A - L - U - A - B - L - E.

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CHAPTER TEN: IN WHICH I HAVE DECIDED I MUST BE UP TO A TOTAL OF THIRTY THOUSAND WORDS BY THE END OF THIS CHAPTER. BE EXCITED!!!

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CHAPTER NINE: IS IT ME, OR ARE THESE CHAPTERS GETTING SHORTER AND SHORTER? THAT IS NOT GOOD FOR THE WORD COUNT. I THINK I SHOULD PAD OUT MY WORDS A LITTLE MORE.

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CHAPTER EIGHT: IN WHICH ALL THIS TIME PLAYING SOLITAIRE WAS NOVEL RESEARCH. YEAH… NOVEL RESEARCH.

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CHAPTER SEVEN (CHAPTER SEVEN, YEAH?): IN WHICH THE EVENT IS NOT AS DRAWN OUT AS THE OTHERS SEEM TO BE. I GUESS THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALL THE CREAMED CORN IS EATEN SO QUICKLY.

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