I'm not feeling well. Doing this Sue is the very last thing anyone would need while they were sick. But I did it anyway. I started and I just couldn't stop. It was Train Wreck Syndrome at its finest, because this... this is badfic at its worst.

TITLE: The Girl Who Could Not Discide Who To Love A fan of America's Next Top Model are we?
CULPRIT: ( Read more... )

TITLE: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Red Rose
CULPRIT: xKatx
SUMMARY: "Will Turner thought he’d never see his childhood friend, Kathryn, again. She disappeared the day Elizabeth found him floating in the ocean. Now, Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal with the key to Will’s life-long mystery. Who will fall in love wit"
BEST LINE: "'Well, lad ( Read more... )

The cable man has finally deigned to come and restore the service that I'm paying $60 a month for! So, I return to you! At the turn of the tide! Or... something.

Anyway, here's a classic iwannabeapiratenotalady!Sue to get us back into the groove.

TITLE: New Life And A New Beginning
CULPRIT: i-love-potc Then why do you abuse it so?
SUMMARY: "The ( Read more... )

Sorry about the lack of Sue yesterday. I'm having some internet connectivity problems, so if I miss another report in the next few days it's because my cable company hates me.

TITLE: Jade's Story
CULPRIT: Eccentric Banshee
SUMMARY: "Jadyn Lana Acarrear despises pirates, those heartless brutes that murdered her mother. When she falls in with a ( Read more... )

TITLE: Midsummer Magic
CULPRIT: psycho-lemon
SUMMARY: "Not good at summaries... love, rum, disappointment, everything you'd want... Unless you, in fact, wanted a good story. rated R for sexual content in later chapters. Please R&R, I nee-eed reviews! Thanks for checking it out!"
BEST LINE: "Why Jack? Of course he's a rebellious pirate, mysterious, ( Read more... )

TITLE: Dangerously in Love You know, I used to like that song. Used to.
CULPRIT: ortain
SUMMARY: "Pirates are strong, unfeeling, emotionless. This is who Captain Jack Sparrow hopes to be, however his hopes are thwarted when he meets an extraordinary young woman and he falls in love. However love is not always as smooth as it seems."
BEST LINE: "As ( Read more... )

Thought I'd give you guys something a little less putrid this time around. But only a little.

TITLE: The Captain's Lady Ah, yet another promising title.
CULPRIT: Tora-tora
SUMMARY: "The daughter of a famous thief is captured by Captain Sparrow to be used for ransom, but when the time comes, will they be able to let each other go? Rated R for later ( Read more... )

I've been swamped lately so I haven't had much chance to go individually back through comments, but I'd like to thank all you guys for your kind words about my alternate ending for the tale of Miss Kit Turner. I'm glad you liked it. I certainly enjoyed murdering her writing it ( Read more... )

A Star Trek/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Just when I think that PotC fic can't get any weirder. Though, it's actually fairly well written. Just, you know, weird.

TITLE: Jack Sparrow and Jessie Iceflake
CULPRIT: dracolovesginny
SUMMARY: "Captain Jack Sparrow has never met a woeman like Alpha Jessie Iceflake, the queen of theives. He comes ( Read more... )

TITLE: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Goddess
CULPRIT: Lady Une3
SUMMARY: "Captain Jack Sparrow has finally met his match, he just never thought it be a woman. she not just any woman she one of the few female pirates in the Caribbean. Please read and review. my summaries always suck."
BEST LINE: Not a direct quote but: "Black Goddess", " ( Read more... )