Sometimes maggots are sewn into a wound. It seems pretty nasty, but it helps remove the dead tissue. If you find maggots have invaded your personal space, be chill, you're better for their company. Well, until the dead matter is gone. Then, you just have tons of maggots on you, sicko.

( Sent Undone )

Today, a libertarian leading light, a journalist, a patient mentor, died today at the age of 57. I don't know what to say. He was brilliant, practical, kind, and inspiring. This really sucks.

Here's a bio picture:

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Q: Why doesn't gum stick to teeth?

Without Cream on Top
I want to take my girlfriend to Phipps, and when she’s ordering ice cream at the food court, right when she’s ordering, pat her bottom and say, “remember, sex hurts me when you’re heavy.” That way, she’ll always stay lean and true.

A twinkling stone sinks into nose fat ( Read more... )

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Choices are double
breasted
or just one,
just one needs three
buttons,
but double needs two.

( 4 MORE COMPLETELY SEPARATE OBSERVATIONS )

The bust of James Madison on this letterhead in front of me looks no different from this Darth Vader Pez dispenser sitting right next to it. They would both be insulted and express outrage with this observation, but Darth would do so between dramatic breaths, and I'd have to say to him, "knock it off." Then James would wink at me like he won, then ( Read more... )

Inadequate Reach

I climbed the maximum height
permitted by the ladder,
permitted by the yellow-tagged display,
disappointed that three more inches
would have satisfied the job,
satisfied the act,
to change the fixture from dim to light
and allow my return to mourning,
which can only commence in light.

This just in: the cashier at Au Bon Pain thinks I am her favorite! This is neither posturing, nor cockiness because I have two items of evidence ( Read more... )