My, my, this won't do at all. Quite the hectic night, hmmm? As for you perverts, please don't answer that. Not in detail, not in small print, not at all, NO, STOP IT, STOP IT, DADDY SAW THAT --- And if you ask a professional, like yours truly ♥, anything past the fifth layer of concealer will just make the region under your dark circles look like ( Read more... )

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[behold Tamaki! And behold……………. the rather put off cow he is pushing along, in front of the most clumsily assembled camera of all time!]

Hold still, hold still, not that way, no - no, no, no, no, no, noooooo -

Ah, wait, hold on, translating:

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOOOOOO !


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Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your endless patience, your ample generosity, and your kind patronage. Without further ado, we would be only honoured to bid you all:


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Ahem.

Ah, so...

It happens, sometimes, purely accidentally, with no fault whatsoever on the illustrious person involved, unless we suppose his handsome looks drove destiny to jealousy -

The lamp broke.

And the desk it was on.

The... carpet under them.

Bits... of the floor...under the carpet...

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[cough. cough-cough.]

Um.

Ahem.

To... the Evil Overlord of unmistakable Doom behind this nefarious kidnapping plot of the most valiant, precious, pure-hearted and magnificent of princes -

If you’re a lady: ...ah... may your day be as bright and as beautiful as you yourself doubtlessly are. Even if it’s a rash decision, I’m sure there’s a ( Read more... )