I get annoyed with the term "all-natural!" when it's touted as a selling point in food. I just used some spray-on baking grease to make sure my food didn't stick to the pan, and the biggest font on the can was devoted to letting us know that the grease spray was all-natural ( Read more... )

Steve's leg is the greatest thing in the world.

If Monica and Shawn were vampires, they would spend the entire night standing in the driveway, saying "Bleh!" to one another and criticizing each other's technique.

( Terrorists attacked Katrina, felling the World Trade Towers in New Orleans. (massive amount of pictures) )

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1. Go ahead and click this crazy little link here, or die trying.
2. ???
( my answers )

Oh hey, sorry about the massive erection, it's just that Self released their new CD "Porno, Mint, and Grime" in its entirety, available for download.


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( Here are pictures from adventures to The Castle. )

This evening, I was shopping with my girlfriend and her sister. On the way out, I noticed those stupid cheap toy dispensers, and put a quarter in two of them-a shoddy ring dispenser and a cross necklace one. I turned the ring one first, and out popped a piece of crap tin ring with purple dye. Then I turned the crank for the cross necklace. Do ( Read more... )

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There once was a man from Hong Kong
Who thought limericks were too long